She is cutting weight, slimming etc remember? she carries left over supper ya jana to eat instead.

I just hope that some serious landing followed that lunch. Otherwise, what a waste of resources for the jamaa!

Am just about to be in the same boat...just thinking of the best answer to give...
So where am i being taken for breakfast?
Even before i answered...
when?
"I prefer fresh toast and an omlette,that would be good"
"Fresh juice would be nice but not compulsory"
"Definetly sausages but not bacon"
"I prefer some cheese on my omlette and a side of veggies or something just to balance the meal"
"coffee brewed not instant and a glass of water thereafter"
"Have a place in mind?

she also said this about wine...
"Red wine,not too sweet,not vile as well...nothing from a box please"

I woke up to this...

I agree with your signature.They are thieves.

Indeed. It is unfair for a woman to ask a dude to treat her to restaurants she would not treat herself. If you are regular at sijui Panari, Hilton on your own dime, then I hitch my wagons to yours, it is my fault kwa kujipandisia bei na mfuko wangu hauwezi ..but if you do normal joints but suddenly you want to go 5-star cause I had the good manners to offer, hiyo ni opportunism and low cunning. Unfair.

deja vu

I started with supu na mitura from korogocho, then was upgraded to mathare north and huruma for mayai boilo, supu ya kichwa ng'ombe na mutura, then upgraded again to githeri na ndengu chapo at the kiosks near strathmore, mada. Today i dont feel it when buying lunch or dinner at artcaffe (village market or westgate)even having wine at Onami and a bottle of beer and some pork chops too simply coz that is what i have been able to afford over time. A good advice just deep your hand enough to your pocket where you can afford, the rest leave it to those who can instead of complaining

Ha ha ha!

If you ask a girl out for a date, and she comes along for the date with a friend!??! Tabia gani hii? These shady girls who tell each other in their hostels, "Kuja tukatoanishe fala fulani."

The dude had budgeted for himself plus a ka-squeeze. Then another chic comes to spoil the equation! Mpaka he took soda while the chics took wine!

ooi! Didn't know men have a share of their own 'domes'...poleni ma-xafaras

Mwanaume ni E for Effort kweli!