LETTER TO KETHI KILONZO...
Dear Counsel Kethi,
My lady, it gives me great pleasure to humbly submit my greetings to you persuant to article love cap emotions section feelings. i know you lack knowledge of my existence but i would like you in your fullness of time to reconsider that position. kindly expunge from your romantic records any human being possessing my gender because i would like to file a petition to your heart supported by a 900 page affidavit, as well as video, audio and any other visually stimulating evidences evidences like my prado, my samsung galaxie etc etc. be that as it may, i would have mentioned all of them but the stop clock is blinking. without partiality accept the following submissions; you give me intellectual orgasm whenever you expunge legal material from your educated brain via you eloquent mouth. whatever you will ask of me, i will have nothing useful to add. miss kilonzo yawa i love you like oraro loves law, without oraro there can be no law nyathiwa; without you there can be no me.
JABER, please be a friend of my heart, or what in your legal quarters refer to as amicus heartae- and that is my humblest submission.
My learned love, will you be my learned wife??
C&P