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a crime to hike house rents!!!??.....Githae the pig.
Kratos
#81 Posted : Thursday, June 21, 2012 7:17:18 PM
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chemos wrote:
essyk wrote:
hahaah

You know what? I hate anything to do with courts, I would rather bear the cost than have an old torn file bearing my name and gathering dust somewhere.
So at this point am ready for anything.hike or not.




tangaza IPO.. kwangu rent will be free...Drool Drool

lakini hiyo energizer bunny upunguze...Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Huyu hajakuongelesha poa. Lakini IPO unaweza tangazaDrool Drool Drool

“People will believe a big lie sooner than a little one, and if you repeat it frequently enough, people will sooner or later believe it.” ― Walter C. Langer
youcan'tstopusnow
#82 Posted : Friday, June 22, 2012 2:03:22 AM
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chemos wrote:


tangaza IPO.. kwangu rent will be free...Drool Drool

lakini hiyo energizer bunny upunguze...Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudlyLaughing out loudlyLaughing out loudlyLaughing out loudlyLaughing out loudly
GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
Pesa Nane
#83 Posted : Friday, June 22, 2012 8:40:10 AM
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Kaigangio wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Kaigangio wrote:
i really don't quite understand what this fellow pig minister githae had smoked when he declared that it will an offence to raise the house rents....just because he will make the landlords pay taxes....bloody bure kabisa!!!! see the link:



haiyaa, kaigz ni MP!!smile


no way!!i am not an mpig and i have never wished...but i pride myself in being the receptionist, secretary, accountant, general manager, director, CEO and board chaiman of Kaigangio Property Management Limited (KPML).smile



Ehh Mmm.. Did yu mean TEA-MAN kama vile tea-girl
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
Kaigangio
#84 Posted : Friday, June 22, 2012 10:13:39 AM
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@ pesa no i meant chairman.

did i here some landlords say that they will mobilise others to form a Landlords Association????

AAAUUUIIII!!!!tenants are finished....kabisa!

...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Tebes
#85 Posted : Friday, June 22, 2012 10:52:56 AM
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chemos wrote:
essyk wrote:
hahaah

You know what? I hate anything to do with courts, I would rather bear the cost than have an old torn file bearing my name and gathering dust somewhere.
So at this point am ready for anything.hike or not.




tangaza IPO.. kwangu rent will be free...Drool Drool

lakini hiyo energizer bunny upunguze...Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



@Chemos, hiyo itaisha immediadely after the IPO, trust me!!! And where is @Pretty???d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
mozenrat
#86 Posted : Friday, June 22, 2012 11:57:32 AM
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Kaigangio wrote:
essyk wrote:
now how do expect me a tenant to react to your post? stress.
Tenants on one side and owners on the other.
We are all lamenting.


you see essyk i collect 150k monthly rent...
pay 120k monthly for morgage...
the remaining 30k is for my family needs and school fees.,,

if i start paying 30% tax the situation changes catastrophically...because...my monthly obligation will now rise to 120k + 45k (tax)+ 30k (family expenses) = 195k.
...net income = 150k - 195k = -45k!!!very dangerous indeed...

seems you tenants would have to organise monthly harambees to feed my family...as a result of the pigs action...


I thought the mortgage payments are tax deductible.. Someone correct me if I'm wrong... in which case your tax obligation would be 30% * (150K - 120K) = 9K.
mozenrat
#87 Posted : Friday, June 22, 2012 12:27:57 PM
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Kaigangio wrote:
19th June 2012

Attention Preferred & Co Advocates,

Dear sir,

REF: NOTICE OF EVACUATION ON PROPERTY LR NO. 1558/763 MUTEMA UUKI ESTATE

We hereby acknowledge the receipt of your letter to our client dated the 19th June 2012 as a consequence of a material action taken against your client vide our clients letter which was not dated but received in our office on 19th June 2012, and have noted the contents thereof.

We therefore wish to comment as follows:

1. That the lease agreement signed between your client (a one Mr alma) and our client (Kaigangio Property Management Limited) was legally binding for a full term as expressed on purpose or as both parties deemed fit or mutually agreed just as long as the clause 12 II (c) part (xii) of the agreement was not violated by either party.

2. That our client has a fixed schedule of annual houses painting refurbishments which must be carried out as per the local authorities building regulations and requirements bearing in mind that this has been explicitly and conspicuously highlighted in the said material agreement.

3. That your client signed the agreement six (6) months prior to the enforcement of rental taxes and as such the issue of tax has no bearing and relationship to our clients refurbishments intentions, desires and schedules.

4. That on the contrary, no harassment has been meted on your client as errorneously alleged by yourselves as a result of rental tax enforcement action by the KRA. We therefore term the allegation as malicious, misleading and defamatory and thus urge yourselves to desist from making any reference to it.

5. That you have no business knowing whether our client pays taxes or not as this is a matter between our client and KRA which is being dealt with at a different platform. Any further usage of the term shall render us no other option but to sue you on behalf of our client.

You are hereby requested to stop making any further communications to our client either directly or indirectly except through this office.

yours faithfully,


Kihiu Mwiri & Co. Advocates

cc Kaigangio Property Management Limited

cc Alma


Dear KPML,

We refer to your correspondence above.

Wacha Rayila akuwe Sirkal, hata hiyo one fifte hutakuwa ukipata.

Kindest mtakiona,
Tenant
segemia
#88 Posted : Friday, June 22, 2012 1:40:27 PM
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[quote=mozenrat
Dear KPML,

We refer to your correspondence above.

Wacha Rayila akuwe Sirkal, hata hiyo one fifte hutakuwa ukipata.

Kindest mtakiona,
Tenant
[/quote]

Mmmmhhhhhh Yawa!!! Mtang'oa nyumba ama namna gani jameni?
mozenrat
#89 Posted : Friday, June 22, 2012 1:57:26 PM
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segemia wrote:
mozenrat wrote:

Dear KPML,

We refer to your correspondence above.

Wacha Rayila akuwe Sirkal, hata hiyo one fifte hutakuwa ukipata.

Kindest mtakiona,
Tenant


Mmmmhhhhhh Yawa!!! Mtang'oa nyumba ama namna gani jameni?


Sii..tang'oa landlord tuwachwe na nyumba

segemia
#90 Posted : Friday, June 22, 2012 2:10:50 PM
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mozenrat wrote:
segemia wrote:
mozenrat wrote:

Dear KPML,

We refer to your correspondence above.

Wacha Rayila akuwe Sirkal, hata hiyo one fifte hutakuwa ukipata.

Kindest mtakiona,
Tenant


Mmmmhhhhhh Yawa!!! Mtang'oa nyumba ama namna gani jameni?


Sii..tang'oa landlord tuwachwe na nyumba


Naona hiyo inawezekana kibera and uthumo.
Hukusikia mahali waling'oa landlord nao tenant wakang'olewa sehemu nyeti.
McReggae
#91 Posted : Wednesday, June 27, 2012 12:38:38 PM
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Post Budget Reactions - Anxiety over rental income tax

http://www.ipsos.co.ke/s...y_over_rental_income_tax
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Njung'e
#92 Posted : Wednesday, June 27, 2012 1:33:20 PM
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segemia wrote:

Hukusikia mahali waling'oa landlord nao tenant wakang'olewa sehemu nyeti.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ......Wakapelekea landlord?smile ..Sasa yangu iko worth mwezi ngapi ya rent?smile

"Kee nyee ici cia Guka.Ni ariha thiri wake wa mieri itatu!!" Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Pray
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
matata
#93 Posted : Wednesday, June 27, 2012 4:01:49 PM
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It's sad that I have rented Githae's house! Now am just waiting for him to increase my rent en I will go on media en say it openly that the Minister said rent will not be increased yet he has increased! Am watching him from a distance!
Rahatupu
#94 Posted : Wednesday, June 27, 2012 5:44:28 PM
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matata wrote:
It's sad that I have rented Githae's house! Now am just waiting for him to increase my rent en I will go on media en say it openly that the Minister said rent will not be increased yet he has increased! Am watching him from a distance!

Pray Pray Pray
Kaigangio
#95 Posted : Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:02:53 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
segemia wrote:

Hukusikia mahali waling'oa landlord nao tenant wakang'olewa sehemu nyeti.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ......Wakapelekea landlord?smile ..Sasa yangu iko worth mwezi ngapi ya rent?smile

"Kee nyee ici cia Guka.Ni ariha thiri wake wa mieri itatu!!" Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Pray


@ guka...wewe chunga sana bwana...yours could be worth a quarter of a months rent...

guka "mutongoria niatia"
kaigangio "gutiri na uuru manman..anga ni woka kuriha arears cia nyumba?"
guka "nindoka munene, no ngukuriha na makagari"
kaigangio "ati matuu guka???"
guka "Makagari!!Kee nyee ici cia Guka.Ni ariha thiri wake wa mieri itatu."
kaigangio " cooka na tuheke tuu twaku...ni tuhohu muuno ta nyondo cia mutumia utuite maciara"Sad Sad
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...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
essyk
#96 Posted : Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:18:34 PM
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aii?

I think the only thing remaining on this thread is Muratina! and 60 belches'
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Jus Blazin
#97 Posted : Thursday, June 28, 2012 12:06:05 PM
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Kaigangio wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
segemia wrote:

Hukusikia mahali waling'oa landlord nao tenant wakang'olewa sehemu nyeti.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ......Wakapelekea landlord?smile ..Sasa yangu iko worth mwezi ngapi ya rent?smile

"Kee nyee ici cia Guka.Ni ariha thiri wake wa mieri itatu!!" Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Pray


@ guka...wewe chunga sana bwana...yours could be worth a quarter of a months rent...

guka "mutongoria niatia"
kaigangio "gutiri na uuru manman..anga ni woka kuriha arears cia nyumba?"
guka "nindoka munene, no ngukuriha na makagari"
kaigangio "ati matuu guka???"
guka "Makagari!!Kee nyee ici cia Guka.Ni ariha thiri wake wa mieri itatu."
kaigangio " cooka na tuheke tuu twaku...ni tuhohu muuno ta nyondo cia mutumia utuite maciara"Sad Sad
....

Ghai! Dead and buried! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
slickyoz
#98 Posted : Thursday, June 28, 2012 1:45:46 PM
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Jus Blazin wrote:
Kaigangio wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
segemia wrote:

Hukusikia mahali waling'oa landlord nao tenant wakang'olewa sehemu nyeti.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ......Wakapelekea landlord?smile ..Sasa yangu iko worth mwezi ngapi ya rent?smile

"Kee nyee ici cia Guka.Ni ariha thiri wake wa mieri itatu!!" Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Pray


@ guka...wewe chunga sana bwana...yours could be worth a quarter of a months rent...

guka "mutongoria niatia"
kaigangio "gutiri na uuru manman..anga ni woka kuriha arears cia nyumba?"
guka "nindoka munene, no ngukuriha na makagari"
kaigangio "ati matuu guka???"
guka "Makagari!!Kee nyee ici cia Guka.Ni ariha thiri wake wa mieri itatu."
kaigangio " cooka na tuheke tuu twaku...ni tuhohu muuno ta nyondo cia mutumia utuite maciara"Sad Sad
....

Ghai! Dead and buried! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

ror!!!
Those who follow the crowd usually get lost in it
King G
#99 Posted : Thursday, June 28, 2012 5:40:19 PM
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shortwave on wazua Shame on you

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simonkabz
#100 Posted : Thursday, June 28, 2012 6:11:06 PM
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slickyoz wrote:
Jus Blazin wrote:
Kaigangio wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
segemia wrote:

Hukusikia mahali waling'oa landlord nao tenant wakang'olewa sehemu nyeti.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ......Wakapelekea landlord?smile ..Sasa yangu iko worth mwezi ngapi ya rent?smile

"Kee nyee ici cia Guka.Ni ariha thiri wake wa mieri itatu!!" Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Pray


@ guka...wewe chunga sana bwana...yours could be worth a quarter of a months rent...

guka "mutongoria niatia"
kaigangio "gutiri na uuru manman..anga ni woka kuriha arears cia nyumba?"
guka "nindoka munene, no ngukuriha na makagari"
kaigangio "ati matuu guka???"
guka "Makagari!!Kee nyee ici cia Guka.Ni ariha thiri wake wa mieri itatu."
kaigangio " cooka na tuheke tuu twaku...ni tuhohu muuno ta nyondo cia mutumia utuite maciara"Sad Sad
....

Ghai! Dead and buried! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

ror!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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