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McReggae		#41 Posted : Tuesday, October 04, 2011 3:39:53 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		famooz.....lol!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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famooz		#42 Posted : Tuesday, October 04, 2011 3:49:49 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 11/19/2007 Posts: 2,047		McReggae wrote: famooz.....lol!! @ MC,see @ sure expressed the desire to be bombed but with several exit clauses,JB took it to another level by expressing that this contract will be used mpaka "artillery iishe' ( i am still in tears ) and then again talks about "dominant maneuvers, and spectacular displays of force" all this is occasioned by the exit clause that @ sure is seeking. My day is made!
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bwenyenye		#43 Posted : Tuesday, October 04, 2011 3:54:23 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/24/2007 Posts: 1,805		famooz wrote: McReggae wrote: famooz.....lol!! @ MC,see @ sure expressed the desire to be bombed but with several exit clauses,JB took it to another level by expressing that this contract will be used mpaka "artillery iishe' ( i am still in tears ) and then again talks about "dominant maneuvers, and spectacular displays of force" all this is occasioned by the exit clause that @ sure is seeking. My day is made! lol! how do you manage to merge all those lines together..... A woman's mind is something else! I Think Therefore I Am
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Impunity		#44 Posted : Tuesday, October 04, 2011 4:11:42 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,334 Location: Masada		@famooz, hammering will be done mpaka the barrel ianze kutoa gunpowder instead of the artilleries! Lolest! Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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quicksand		#45 Posted : Tuesday, October 04, 2011 4:16:19 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/5/2010 Posts: 2,061 Location: Nairobi		Sure wrote: I want to have a partner in life to sire kids with on a contract basis. I cannot stand men who believe marriage gives them a right to own a woman. The contract will be renewable every five years but never more than thrice. I want to avoid issues of divorce, life long commitment, freedom to enjoy my sex life, career etc and if the man becomes a stumbling block, I should have a way out. What are the shortfalls of this strategy I have taken before I commit myself to the same? This is vanity on crack. In youthful hubris you assume that you will always be able to pull attractive mates (to enjoy your sex life in full as you said?). He he he. Ngoja ufike forte-fae (45), and then all of a sudden nobody is very interested anymore. Ever heard of 'the invisible years'? Google it.
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vinii		#46 Posted : Tuesday, October 04, 2011 4:17:25 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/14/2009 Posts: 2,057		No sane man will agree to such a contract....the option of buying seeds looks like the most attractive but you should be carefull not to end up with seeds of characters such as sonko...utukau umejiongezea chida !! If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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nostoppingthis		#47 Posted : Tuesday, October 04, 2011 4:27:46 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi		Impunity wrote: @famooz, hammering will be done mpaka the barrel ianze kutoa gunpowder instead of the artilleries! Lolest! @impunity Hiyo description ya "shock and awe" @Sure may as well ask usaidizi wa jirani..
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Njung'e		#48 Posted : Tuesday, October 04, 2011 4:33:16 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi		famooz wrote: @ sure are you ready for 'operation shock and Awe"? which i had to Google and it means "a military doctrine based on the use of overwhelming power, dominant battlefield awareness, dominant maneuvers, and spectacular displays of force to paralyze an adversary's perception of the battlefield and destroy its will to fight" ...haki watu ni....looks like Mathare is for the sane... ...Operation Shock and Awe....in short OSA!! Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Njung'e		#49 Posted : Tuesday, October 04, 2011 4:42:31 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi		quicksand wrote: [quote=Sure]. Ngoja ufike forte-fae (45), and then all of a sudden nobody is very interested anymore. Ever heard of 'the invisible years'? Google it. ...Quicksand...Mwambie...Hakuona giza kwa dinner za Karon...?? Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Jus Blazin		#50 Posted : Tuesday, October 04, 2011 4:49:30 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966		famooz wrote: Jus Blazin wrote: famooz wrote: Jus Blazin wrote: You mean marriage has stooped that low? @Sure, if a man knows that's what you want, a contract, trust me, hamtamaliza mwaka. And he'll have bombed Kandahar hadi artillery iishe then kiss you goodbye. Then next year you'll be back with the same contract terms. In your case, no need for marriage. @ JB can you please elaborate on the stuff in red ? The dude knows he'll be on a countdown which may not last even five years. Operation Shock and Awe... @ sure are you ready for 'operation shock and Awe"? which i had to Google and it means "a military doctrine based on the use of overwhelming power, dominant battlefield awareness, dominant maneuvers, and spectacular displays of force to paralyze an adversary's perception of the battlefield and destroy its will to fight" @JB Needless to say,you have made me ..... imagination ;-) Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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