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Wendz
#41 Posted : Wednesday, May 25, 2011 4:04:15 PM
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Sasha wrote:
Thank you guys, much appreciated.

@Insurgent: I'm out of hospital now, recuperating at home.

@simonkabz: Have no idea how it happened, but from stories I've been told by my bro, two matatus were racing to collect passengers on Ole Shapara Avenue (i.e. the road from CID to Akiba through Kenya Water). As I turned into Muhuti Avenue (the one that leads to Mama Ngina Children's Home, I just heard a loud hoot and crunching metals! Woke up at Aga Khan with 3 broken ribs, broken hand and right leg broken in 2 places! Thank God for my seatbelt!


haiya, @Sasha, Pole sana... All this time you've been quiet kumbe you were hanging on a tight rope? I thought you were on your usual long haul trips like @gukas.... Now i hate the matatus even more!

And while at it, where is this @guka? Hope he doesn't have his leg hanging on some weights somewhere... (touch wood)

As for fidel, am sure if a few of us were allowed to carry weapons and get away with it as easily as fidel can, we'd be making headlines now and then..... dont think it has anything to do with upbringing... its just that he can get away with it and we cant! making him no different....
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kenah
#42 Posted : Wednesday, May 25, 2011 4:07:45 PM
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Anyone who knows how I can get such a sword..a Rambo sword??
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MaichBlack
#43 Posted : Wednesday, May 25, 2011 4:26:29 PM
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kenah wrote:
Anyone who knows how I can get such a sword..a Rambo sword??

Yeah.

Go to Wangige stage and ask for "Mwagi Fagi" (Don't pronounce with an 'n'). When he comes look him straight in the eye for 10 seconds then look away for 5 seconds. After that, give him one serious slap and then put both your hands in the pockets. That is the "code" to inform him you have been referred by a satisfied customer. The next step is payment. For payment... He he he. Just kidding. I don't even know Wangige properly. Nimepitia tu.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Tommy
#44 Posted : Wednesday, May 25, 2011 7:49:39 PM
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bwenyenye wrote:
Sasha wrote:
Thank you guys, much appreciated.

@Insurgent: I'm out of hospital now, recuperating at home.

@simonkabz: Have no idea how it happened, but from stories I've been told by my bro, two matatus were racing to collect passengers on Ole Shapara Avenue (i.e. the road from CID to Akiba through Kenya Water). As I turned into Muhuti Avenue (the one that leads to Mama Ngina Children's Home, I just heard a loud hoot and crunching metals! Woke up at Aga Khan with 3 broken ribs, broken hand and right leg broken in 2 places! Thank God for my seatbelt!


That is horrible news. Pole sana! Ungesema, we would have visited. I use that road quite often actually...

I had developed a habit of ramming those 'Nissan' drivers who drive like cars like rats in the hood'. Actually I have scratched/ dented like 5 this year with my bull bar and even been paid for it. But I think I should stop now. Hiyo ni tabia mbaya.

the matatu drivers are annoying, wish i also had those bull bars. dont stop they deserve it, ubaya ni injury au vifo.
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
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KenyanLyrics
#45 Posted : Wednesday, May 25, 2011 8:46:36 PM
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The most annoying road users for me are those who hold up traffic to have lengthy disputes over petty issues like blocking, small dents and scratches. If such small things cause you to have a fit, you are in for a hectic life.
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kenah
#46 Posted : Wednesday, May 25, 2011 9:21:35 PM
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MaichBlack wrote:
kenah wrote:
Anyone who knows how I can get such a sword..a Rambo sword??

Yeah.

Go to Wangige stage and ask for "Mwagi Fagi" (Don't pronounce with an 'n'). When he comes look him straight in the eye for 10 seconds then look away for 5 seconds. After that, give him one serious slap and then put both your hands in the pockets. That is the "code" to inform him you have been referred by a satisfied customer. The next step is payment. For payment... He he he. Just kidding. I don't even know Wangige properly. Nimepitia tu.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly too much fangi ,thats why I need the damn swordLaughing out loudly
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simonkabz
#47 Posted : Wednesday, May 25, 2011 9:54:14 PM
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Pepper spray.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Sasha
#48 Posted : Monday, June 13, 2011 11:57:16 AM
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Thank you all for the warm wishes. I'm well enough to return to work now! Asanteni sana!
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nostoppingthis
#49 Posted : Monday, June 13, 2011 11:58:44 AM
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Sasha wrote:
Thank you all for the warm wishes. I'm well enough to return to work now! Asanteni sana!

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McReggae
#50 Posted : Monday, June 13, 2011 12:15:37 PM
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Sasha wrote:
Thank you all for the warm wishes. I'm well enough to return to work now! Asanteni sana!


Great to know that you are now fine, all the best and we give thanks to the good lord!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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