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sk 2008 get- together
Magda
#461 Posted : Monday, December 01, 2008 1:33:00 PM
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Joined: 9/12/2006
Posts: 9
Guys,the cords are tired to your ankles so you free fall head first. It is an absolute impossibility to s*** your pants.

Kiss ass,go places.
Njunge
#462 Posted : Monday, December 01, 2008 1:44:00 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
Haaaa...!!.....Wendz...!!!.Good news....Am told it's 3.5 seconds to bottom but by which time you will be travelling at a velocity of .....uhhhhMM!!....212.4kms per hour............Hebu tusikie kutoka kwa Wanyuru........Unafeelanga namna gani when your jalopy is doing 160km/hr.......EeeH??...That's enough speed to turn ugali into what my high school headie used to call ugali maji maji ( Uji )......Ngai fafa...!!!.

Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
TAZ
#463 Posted : Monday, December 01, 2008 1:45:00 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/14/2007
Posts: 4,152
Magda,

I would think guyz s**** their pants juuuust before the take off!!!!!!!!
wanyuru
#464 Posted : Monday, December 01, 2008 1:57:00 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/29/2007
Posts: 948
.....The s*$%# comes immediately after the jump when u are still dangling there held by the ropes before those guys untie you. one thing am certain about is that guys must 'beat the wind'

Yes am a slow walker,but i never walk backwards.(anonymous)
Wendz
#465 Posted : Monday, December 01, 2008 2:09:00 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/19/2008
Posts: 4,268
You guys!!!! I swear i am not eating anything for a month!!!!! but i have laughed so hard!!!

And hey,who moved me from Number 3? ama mlefu is pouring money? @leona - make sure no corruption is going on around here..... someone might be trying to raise some jumping amount,you know....

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
RskTaker
#466 Posted : Monday, December 01, 2008 2:40:00 PM
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Joined: 11/14/2006
Posts: 44
Seriously you guys are very siiiick!

@Leona

Are these guys paying a non refundable commitment fee. I think everyone who has confirmed should have paid this fee coz the way things are going am sure by 19th there'll be only one person....

Let these guys Mpesa you the cash if they fail to come,at least you can be sure to have a very merry Christmas!

Life Can Be Explained As The Experience Of Living
Wendz
#467 Posted : Monday, December 01, 2008 2:47:00 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/19/2008
Posts: 4,268
@Wanyuru???

Wait till the tables turn and it will be you paying the fine!!! Or the most unexpected... at least my comfort is that i am not in the same league as Danny6!!

And what happened to him? Or even participating in the planning alone scared him off to under his mothers kanga?!!!!!

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
ecstacy
#468 Posted : Monday, December 01, 2008 2:52:00 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/26/2008
Posts: 4,449
how about a sneak preview of that disclaimer pple sign..the swahili version may be scary : 'ni shida yako kamba yetu ikikatika. Ruka tu,banjuka tu,life ni fupi..'
leona
#469 Posted : Monday, December 01, 2008 3:15:00 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 8/1/2008
Posts: 1,432
Location: Marsabit
I've never laughed this hard in a loong while! You guys are hillarious!

@wendz,i was also trying to figure out why guys are shifting shifting position kwa lineup..i think there's some business going on there but mimi siko!!

@Rsk taker,wacha story wewe,kwanza ebu confirm your availability.

@Wanyuru,ati breaking air..hehee,that will be kawaida,but at least upepo ni mingi by the river banks...


Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't..
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
mlefu
#470 Posted : Monday, December 01, 2008 3:25:00 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/11/2007
Posts: 1,680
Location: nairobi
jumping.... jumping....on 20th..aihhhh..with a rope..200m...speed of more than 200km/p..mimi..mlefu..aiihhh..aiihhh....can i take pictures?

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
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