8min only? Jamaani!
By the 8th minute this is where your teasing should be approaching the peak ...make as if to land, then retreat...make as if to land, then retreat - this builds up so much s*exual tension in the airport owner until owes take it any more and will be screaming for you - NEEDING, and not WANTING you so that by the time you actually land 25min later it is a mutual explosion na mtaona stars. Clearly we have a big problem.

Magigi, I concur iko training need hapa. Lets start the school (motto: Kuboresha ngeli ya DI-NYA).
You can do the theory/ talking na mimi nitaleta action!

@magigi, airport owners must enrol for boarding at the school so that they can get to fully enjoy this rare experiential learning and to also get their full money's worth.
The students are lucky - I can see the school already has 2 dedicated tutors wiiling to work day and night in fulfilment of the school motto. This is really rare in kenya where tutors are only motivated by cash!!

will you subject the trainees to some examination? what is the pass mark? will you have invigilators kama wale wa KNEC?

Classes begin suddenly next Jan 2011.
The calibre of students has to be like that of that airport owner whose picture (only half )was shown in another thread here (I forget which) the other day! Can someone re-attach.
Exam results will be the level of decibel of the genuine sound track released by the airport owner, while skills imparted (KBS Appoved & ISO Certified calibre) will be lifetime with family happiness guaranteed.
Old mamas need not apply. But guka can apply to be making tea for the 2 tutors (na asiiweke mchele)!!

How about a "leak" on the exam questions??