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palto
#31 Posted : Saturday, December 05, 2009 11:22:12 AM
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the elephants have destroyed all the farmers crops and trampled over few people, and the locals are like "tunaomba serikali ichukue hatua" then the wardens shush the beasts back into the forests and warn the locals of trying to harm the animals
or residents terrorized by gangsters and they are like "tunaomba serikali iingilie kati" then GSU conduct an "operation" to look for the bandits beat up the residents and kill a few youth "gangsters" and a curfew of 6pm for about a month then the whole issue dies

come next incident "tunaomba serikali" ???????
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Mainat
#32 Posted : Saturday, December 05, 2009 11:35:45 AM
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"Nakunja!" or "ndihaha".
When you are 1hr away...
Sehemu ndio nyumba
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Djagame
#33 Posted : Saturday, December 05, 2009 11:58:01 AM
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Location: Nairobi
Especially when they follow each other in one sentence

"... it's not you it's me..."

"... let's just be friends."

"In my humble opinion..." when the person uttering the words almost always means " you stupid bufoon" and their opinion is wrong 80% of the time.

Would also not like to be on the receiving end of this one which is heavily loaded with meaning

"When I need you opinion I will flush a toilet"
"We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children" Native American Proverb
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Babygal
#34 Posted : Saturday, December 05, 2009 2:44:40 PM
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.........however, .........
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

Thomas Szasz, "The Second Sin"
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mzazii
#35 Posted : Sunday, December 06, 2009 7:05:21 AM
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.......are you Man U or Arsenal?.........NKST!!
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever..
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mzazii
#36 Posted : Sunday, December 06, 2009 7:09:31 AM
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......woyeee sambaza me.......NKST!!!
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever..
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mzazii
#37 Posted : Sunday, December 06, 2009 7:18:46 AM
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......all Kenyan all the time.......NKST!!
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever..
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mzazii
#38 Posted : Sunday, December 06, 2009 7:27:13 AM
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Location: kenya
.........after the bullish run, going forward the Equity shares are expected to blah blah blah.........
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever..
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Jaina
#39 Posted : Sunday, December 06, 2009 7:36:32 AM
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the situation on the ground,...................Machinani!!
Bure kabisa
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mzazii
#40 Posted : Sunday, December 06, 2009 7:26:02 PM
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......Kenya is a sovereign state blah blah.....
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever..
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