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Prayer before sex
Noble
#31 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 6:53:00 AM
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@Wendz Maombi ya kitanda(kama inafayiwa kwa kitanda) au maombi ya kutengeneza mtoto.. Accountants are not boring people. They just get excited about boring things
Njunge
#32 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 6:58:00 AM
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@Wendz, Maombi ya mwenye kukula na mwenye kukuliwa...........lol.....Ama ni maombi ya tools.......Kweli ni Furahiday!! Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Achiever
#33 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 7:01:00 AM
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ama maombi ya ngono... wah...!!....i love sk.... don't worry....be happy
jaribu
#34 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 7:12:00 AM
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prayers before sex?.. well since the roman eons up to today,it's widely acknowledged that man kneels down only when performing two things. while praying or on bed when making love. so it looks like we unwittingly pray or worship what we are about to do in bed. you have to bend your knees as you get ready. just make a quick flash back and you will concur with me... bY aNy MeAns NecEsSaRy.....
rugi
#35 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 7:14:00 AM
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lol.......... kwa haya yote tunaomba na kuamini utatenda.............
Much Know
#36 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 7:22:00 AM
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Now if you start the quickie and then remember you hadn't prayed,do you take a break to pray or you pray as kazi inaendelea? I am a general consultant,specializing in all areas.
Ras Kienyeji Man
jaribu
#37 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 7:28:00 AM
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y do they kol their mums?&gt;&gt;&gt;' bY aNy MeAns NecEsSaRy.....
Mpenzi
#38 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 7:33:00 AM
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and for dudes whose mamas are those that like long stories in prayer - including praying for 'journey mercies' kwa vile gari zimetengenezwa na mikono ya watu,and praying that the Lord may remember the hungry in Turkana,Somalia and Ethiopia - that act will have lost ladha by the end of the prayer!
Djinn
#39 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 7:58:00 AM
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@Much Know - for the quickie,the prayer request is different from the 'slowie' ....Dear Lord,I am about to partake of my neighbours wife,grant me speed for the task,grant me satisfaction and erase from her mind that I am a 'one minuter' - and when I am done,should her hubby come home suddenly,grant me the grace of a gazelle and the speed of a Peregrine Falcom to leave the scene,and grant me good memory not to leave my cuff links behind - Amen) - then do your thing like Usain Bolt...in 9.343 secs !!!! But its also acceptable to do quickly make the sign of the cross instead then get down to business.... The problem with equality is that we desire that it be with those that have more than us rather that those that have less
mojo
#40 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 8:11:00 AM
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maombi nyeti
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