@Much Know - for the quickie,the prayer request is different from the 'slowie' ....Dear Lord,I am about to partake of my neighbours wife,grant me speed for the task,grant me satisfaction and erase from her mind that I am a 'one minuter' - and when I am done,should her hubby come home suddenly,grant me the grace of a gazelle and the speed of a Peregrine Falcom to leave the scene,and grant me good memory not to leave my cuff links behind - Amen) - then do your thing like Usain Bolt...in 9.343 secs !!!! But its also acceptable to do quickly make the sign of the cross instead then get down to business....
The problem with equality is that we desire that it be with those that have more than us rather that those that have less