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jaggernaut wrote:washiku wrote:Bigchick wrote:Awww@ Washiku!
This is great news.My eyes are in tear,tears of joy,for you and madam.May little Washikulet bring you joy,happiness and abundant love.
So where do we deliver the njahis and uji?
ION.40 days of abstinence...... I thought with the natural push it takes lesser time @Big chick.  Give mama ciku at least 3 months for her to get back to shape. Wacha haraka. The first kid involves alot of "tearing". If you can't wait that long, then @Senwani can show you some massage parlour where their massage ends with a "happy ending" (read BJ). ION, this is the start of your 2yrs of sleepless nights. Babies tend to be awake at night and sleep during the day, before their biological clock "gets adjusted". And always make sure that you wake up at the first cry and "inainia" the baby while pacing all over the house - till she gets back to sleep (mostly after 30mins). Otherwise mama ciku will accuse you of being an uncaring father who is snoring when the baby is crying at 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am and 6am, and leaving her with the task of calming the baby. And I know what am talking about coz I've been there 3 times. Also make sure you book a place kwa kindergarten tomorrow, Monday. Tuesday may be too late. Aki please don't start stressing @Washiku. He's yet to start getting used to buying diapers sasa unataka kumstress na school fees  Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.... Leo Buscaglia
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