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There are two problems here. Firstly, ignorance of what sexuality means, and how it is used to promote life in multiple dimensions, and the difficulty involved in unlearning the ignorant ways.
If you are counting, then your conscience is burnt. You need to heal.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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commando wrote:mkeiy wrote:harrydre wrote:McReggae wrote:Is this not the dude who was complaining about the wife the other day!!!! oooh yes acting all Holier-than-thou. must have been a pay back time. karma! I DIDN'T SLEEP I actually didn't sleep that day. I kept on imagining someone else landing on my legal airport. But i don't land on legal airports these days. I did it once though, when a really irresistible pretty one gave me landing rights and even paid for the room(I was broke, then she offered to)-5.5 yrs ago- and the landing was almost bungled because she wanted a smoking gun as mentioned above and i wasn't for it. On second thoughts i said potelea mbali and landed. I regretted really badly afterwards till the landing gear refused any more landings. She seemed really starved but i was so paranoid. She was two years my senior and had a really cool airport. The Owner was some really rich dude who was working out of town that time. I feared for my life, though still chased her a bit later for another landing but she denied me saying she regretted her actions and had decided to be faithful. When i settled i promised never to land on a legally owned fish. I still observe that rule The irony in your statements. If only you could read what you are posting. If only you could think before you post. Then you start suspecting your legal fish is being illegally fished.   commando wrote:
I am at number 44 and some more fish names will possibly be added. I am feeling weird. But the temptation for new frontiers is still there. Am 33 and wondering if some wazuans have a bad weakness like mine.
commando wrote:
We are different my friend, after i hit, i don't run as soon. I stay there hitting more and more times. Maybe the parameter to use should be the number of landings. Am not sure how many i have now.
Had an unbelievable experience recently. visited one of my fish in a machinani campo, but it was that time of the month and she wouldn't go out. I said i will get bored and she offered her palatable friend to keep me company in some club.
The friend returned to her skul the following day and the rest is history.
@commando, you lie to your wife and you now don't trust her about her past before you? Stop being harebrained. If you, being married, can land on another airport as recent as recently, trust me, that legal airport you are enjoined with in holy matrimony will be landed on. Payback's a b*tch. Work on yourself first. Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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PeterReborn wrote:commando wrote:This afternoon i set out to do something really weird, not sure if its useless. I decided to list and count the number of fish i have eaten since i was in form 2(15)when i had my first fish
I am at number 44 and some more fish names will possibly be added. I am feeling weird. But the temptation for new frontiers is still there. Am 33 and wondering if some wazuans have a bad weakness like mine. Every man has a weakness and a bad habbit.It starts with acceptance.Eating different fish so often could be addictive just like drug addiction. You need to look into yourself and understand what triggers your actions.It could be a fish that denied you landing rights a long time ago and you were unable to overcome the pain.Having different fish everyday wont change that fact. Competing on who has eaten the largest number of fish is fun when one is a boy but when one grows up to be a man,that habit must stop and should take control and be responsible. Fish is Fish whether boiled,deep fried, wet fried or steamed.Get one fish and settle down. Me I like, I can do that 24/7...365!!!  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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Chunga usipate ile roasted...  Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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commando wrote:kiterunner wrote:
you are underperforming my friend
though should eat at least 12 fish per year since age 17
by 33-17=16 years
12x16= 192
By your age I will have a minimum of 192 under the belt
We are different my friend, after i hit, i don't run as soon. I stay there hitting more and more times. Maybe the parameter to use should be the number of landings. Am not sure how many i have now. Had an unbelievable experience recently. visited one of my fish in a machinani campo, but it was that time of the month and she wouldn't go out. I said i will get bored and she offered her palatable friend to keep me company in some club. The friend returned to her skul the following day and the rest is history. Had another interesting case with a prospective student of a uni, who had gone to pick admission papers from the uni. I sat next to her from thika to ruiru bypass bila any word. Was from landing another 1 of my regulars that time in thika. Talked to this new one btn bypass and Roysambu. She was going home. I didnt alight at Roysambu(My destination), ended up in CBD and in some hotel on Tom Mboya for like three hours. She left for her place at about 830pm  @Commando, yours is a very disgusting addiction Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.... Leo Buscaglia
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@Jus Blazin, Landing on unowned fish feels(to me) like a lesser sin(I know there is no lesser sin). I seriously think this is my alter ego. But from experiences as recently as last weekend, sparing fish who are too willing and throwing themselves at you is still a struggle. I know I want to give up this habit. I am one very objective person and know and believe in the shoe being on the other foot. I know about what goes around coming round. Out of commando-lets, there is a fishlet(who i promise to guard against those with commando-like fetishes), maybe I am not trying hard. What I know is I ll get there, I believe. “I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.”
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/6/2008 Posts: 3,554
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Impunity wrote:Angelica _ann wrote:@commando, shame on you .... look at your signature Are you by any chance the married lady who demanded that he lands you bilaz as described up there? Hypocrisy kibao! Meru Holiness
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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smano wrote:ecstacy wrote:commando wrote:This afternoon i set out to do something really weird, not sure if its useless. I decided to list and count the number of fish i have eaten since i was in form 2(15)when i had my first fish
I am at number 44 and some more fish names will possibly be added. I am feeling weird. But the temptation for new frontiers is still there. Am 33 and wondering if some wazuans have a bad weakness like mine. There is a guy who says he is on 400+ and is under 38yrs. Don't know what he tells ladies but I've seen him in action. Eish. That one requires exorcism of cosmic proportions to disengage all those soul ties. Unless you're a porn star there are some numbers that should not be "achieved"Like someone has mentioned, there's no machismo in eating a shoal of fish. After eating a lot of fish, one realizes there's more pleasure in enjoying well prepared fish and looking forward to it What is this average number that any man should aspire to achieve?  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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commando wrote:@Jus Blazin,
Landing on unowned fish feels(to me) like a lesser sin(I know there is no lesser sin).
I seriously think this is my alter ego. But from experiences as recently as last weekend, sparing fish who are too willing and throwing themselves at you is still a struggle.
I know I want to give up this habit. I am one very objective person and know and believe in the shoe being on the other foot. I know about what goes around coming round. Out of commando-lets, there is a fishlet(who i promise to guard against those with commando-like fetishes), maybe I am not trying hard. What I know is I ll get there, I believe. Guess what, when your legal airport is landed on, she'll feel like its a lesser sin too. Maybe she knows that her legal airbus has been landing on shorter runways. Perhaps that's why she's started talking to the X. And I mean, perhaps, not certainly, before you come up with another post about "I WILL NEVER SLEEP". "She is because you are and because you are, she is." Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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urstill1 wrote:I stopped all this $hit when I was in campo. Reason, there was a week I landed heavily on so many ladies that the landing gear failed the following week. After each class I used to get a fresher or a ladies in junior classes and land on until I realized there's no fun in doing this B.S. Someone may wonder how I got the ladies!! It all boils down to leadership the position I had, money and I was in a good program. All that combined, no lady would turn my effort down. After all that landing I resigned from all the leadership positions, have dated only 2 ladies since then and proud of what I achieved after that.
Landing on many ladies is a bad addiction just like alcoholism and I don't encourage it. Is it morally advisable to date more than one lady at the same time? Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Impunity wrote:urstill1 wrote:I stopped all this $hit when I was in campo. Reason, there was a week I landed heavily on so many ladies that the landing gear failed the following week. After each class I used to get a fresher or a ladies in junior classes and land on until I realized there's no fun in doing this B.S. Someone may wonder how I got the ladies!! It all boils down to leadership the position I had, money and I was in a good program. All that combined, no lady would turn my effort down. After all that landing I resigned from all the leadership positions, have dated only 2 ladies since then and proud of what I achieved after that.
Landing on many ladies is a bad addiction just like alcoholism and I don't encourage it. Is it morally advisable to date more than one lady at the same time? @Impunity, I don't think he means he dated them at the same time. Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.... Leo Buscaglia
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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rryyzz wrote:Impunity wrote:urstill1 wrote:I stopped all this $hit when I was in campo. Reason, there was a week I landed heavily on so many ladies that the landing gear failed the following week. After each class I used to get a fresher or a ladies in junior classes and land on until I realized there's no fun in doing this B.S. Someone may wonder how I got the ladies!! It all boils down to leadership the position I had, money and I was in a good program. All that combined, no lady would turn my effort down. After all that landing I resigned from all the leadership positions, have dated only 2 ladies since then and proud of what I achieved after that.
Landing on many ladies is a bad addiction just like alcoholism and I don't encourage it. Is it morally advisable to date more than one lady at the same time? @Impunity, I don't think he means he dated them at the same time. Just continue thinking for other people...utajutia! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Commando, To start with, Your fish numbers are embarrassing,that is agreed. Two, Your fishing eating habits are wanting and more so careless ! A wise man here in wazua once said. If you want to embark on this road make sure everything at home is close to perfect. Judging by your "I din't sleep " apparently that is not the case. My 2 cents, 1.Organize your affairs at home 2.Don't pick fish by the "roadside" Nothing good comes easy and there no much satisfaction that comes from easy prey,in short nothing good comes easy. 3.Eat quality fish,if shit hits the fan(and it will) you will not be badly off. That being said.You have lost my attention. Come back when you think the fish are too many and you can't keep up. Simplicity is the utmost sophistication.
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Impunity wrote:smano wrote:ecstacy wrote:commando wrote:This afternoon i set out to do something really weird, not sure if its useless. I decided to list and count the number of fish i have eaten since i was in form 2(15)when i had my first fish
I am at number 44 and some more fish names will possibly be added. I am feeling weird. But the temptation for new frontiers is still there. Am 33 and wondering if some wazuans have a bad weakness like mine. There is a guy who says he is on 400+ and is under 38yrs. Don't know what he tells ladies but I've seen him in action. Eish. That one requires exorcism of cosmic proportions to disengage all those soul ties. Unless you're a porn star there are some numbers that should not be "achieved"Like someone has mentioned, there's no machismo in eating a shoal of fish. After eating a lot of fish, one realizes there's more pleasure in enjoying well prepared fish and looking forward to it What is this average number that any man should aspire to achieve? Numbers are relative...I suspect sarcasm hapa lakini nitaendelea kusema kwamba mjadala kuhusu nambari ya samaki mtu amekula haifai kua mjadala...there are virgins reading this thread as we speak BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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smano wrote:Impunity wrote:smano wrote:ecstacy wrote:commando wrote:This afternoon i set out to do something really weird, not sure if its useless. I decided to list and count the number of fish i have eaten since i was in form 2(15)when i had my first fish
I am at number 44 and some more fish names will possibly be added. I am feeling weird. But the temptation for new frontiers is still there. Am 33 and wondering if some wazuans have a bad weakness like mine. There is a guy who says he is on 400+ and is under 38yrs. Don't know what he tells ladies but I've seen him in action. Eish. That one requires exorcism of cosmic proportions to disengage all those soul ties. Unless you're a porn star there are some numbers that should not be "achieved"Like someone has mentioned, there's no machismo in eating a shoal of fish. After eating a lot of fish, one realizes there's more pleasure in enjoying well prepared fish and looking forward to it What is this average number that any man should aspire to achieve? Numbers are relative...I suspect sarcasm hapa lakini nitaendelea kusema kwamba mjadala kuhusu nambari ya samaki mtu amekula haifai kua mjadala...there are virgins reading this thread as we speak Does someone who has eaten twins be counted to have eaten two or one? #hides Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Mist wrote:Commando,
To start with,
Your fish numbers are embarrassing,that is agreed.
Two,
Your fishing eating habits are wanting and more so careless !
A wise man here in wazua once said.
If you want to embark on this road make sure
everything at home is close to perfect.
Judging by your "I din't sleep " apparently that is not the case.
My 2 cents,
1.Organize your affairs at home
2.Don't pick fish by the "roadside"
Nothing good comes easy and there no much satisfaction that comes from easy prey,in short nothing good comes easy.
3.Eat quality fish,if shit hits the fan(and it will) you will not be badly off.
That being said.You have lost my attention.
Come back when you think the fish are too many and you can't keep up.
Seems you know so much about 'my disorganized home'. If you read my comments above, the issue was about eating fish, ceteris paribus. Quality- is subjective - but by my terms, all the fish i have eaten, its about five that i cant walk around with during the day. The type you only visit at night. This was during my 'start up' days. Where i work, there are too many eye candy fish on contract terms who are too available and throw themselves at you - coz they know how much you earn, where you stay, the car you drive, where your kids skul etc . But I don't eat fish that i work with. I have 'turned down' advances from other peoples legal fish(3) at my work place, Older fish-in their forties. So if i really wanted to eat any fish that has ever been willing, i would be doing 60 plus “I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.”
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
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commando wrote:Mist wrote:Commando,
To start with,
Your fish numbers are embarrassing,that is agreed.
Two,
Your fishing eating habits are wanting and more so careless !
A wise man here in wazua once said.
If you want to embark on this road make sure
everything at home is close to perfect.
Judging by your "I din't sleep " apparently that is not the case.
My 2 cents,
1.Organize your affairs at home
2.Don't pick fish by the "roadside"
Nothing good comes easy and there no much satisfaction that comes from easy prey,in short nothing good comes easy.
3.Eat quality fish,if shit hits the fan(and it will) you will not be badly off.
That being said.You have lost my attention.
Come back when you think the fish are too many and you can't keep up.
Seems you know so much about 'my disorganized home'. If you read my comments above, the issue was about eating fish, ceteris paribus. Quality- is subjective - but by my terms, all the fish i have eaten, its about five that i cant walk around with during the day. The type you only visit at night. This was during my 'start up' days. Where i work, there are too many eye candy fish on contract terms who are too available and throw themselves at you - coz they know how much you earn, where you stay, the car you drive, where your kids skul etc . But I don't eat fish that i work with. I have 'turned down' advances from other peoples legal fish(3) at my work place, Older fish-in their forties. So if i really wanted to eat any fish that has ever been willing, i would be doing 60 plus What happened to self respect jamani?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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Woe unto you if @kiterunner's specialty is being a contractor for legal airports. Like @smano has said, there's no machismo in chest thumping about numbers. You may never decide to eat fish if some women reveal their numbers. Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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oops wrote:commando wrote:Mist wrote:Commando,
To start with,
Your fish numbers are embarrassing,that is agreed.
Two,
Your fishing eating habits are wanting and more so careless !
A wise man here in wazua once said.
If you want to embark on this road make sure
everything at home is close to perfect.
Judging by your "I din't sleep " apparently that is not the case.
My 2 cents,
1.Organize your affairs at home
2.Don't pick fish by the "roadside"
Nothing good comes easy and there no much satisfaction that comes from easy prey,in short nothing good comes easy.
3.Eat quality fish,if shit hits the fan(and it will) you will not be badly off.
That being said.You have lost my attention.
Come back when you think the fish are too many and you can't keep up.
Seems you know so much about 'my disorganized home'. If you read my comments above, the issue was about eating fish, ceteris paribus. Quality- is subjective - but by my terms, all the fish i have eaten, its about five that i cant walk around with during the day. The type you only visit at night. This was during my 'start up' days. Where i work, there are too many eye candy fish on contract terms who are too available and throw themselves at you - coz they know how much you earn, where you stay, the car you drive, where your kids skul etc . But I don't eat fish that i work with. I have 'turned down' advances from other peoples legal fish(3) at my work place, Older fish-in their forties. So if i really wanted to eat any fish that has ever been willing, i would be doing 60 plus What happened to self respect jamani? It flew out of the window leaving its clothes behind. Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966
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Impunity wrote:smano wrote:Impunity wrote:smano wrote:ecstacy wrote:commando wrote:This afternoon i set out to do something really weird, not sure if its useless. I decided to list and count the number of fish i have eaten since i was in form 2(15)when i had my first fish
I am at number 44 and some more fish names will possibly be added. I am feeling weird. But the temptation for new frontiers is still there. Am 33 and wondering if some wazuans have a bad weakness like mine. There is a guy who says he is on 400+ and is under 38yrs. Don't know what he tells ladies but I've seen him in action. Eish. That one requires exorcism of cosmic proportions to disengage all those soul ties. Unless you're a porn star there are some numbers that should not be "achieved"Like someone has mentioned, there's no machismo in eating a shoal of fish. After eating a lot of fish, one realizes there's more pleasure in enjoying well prepared fish and looking forward to it What is this average number that any man should aspire to achieve? Numbers are relative...I suspect sarcasm hapa lakini nitaendelea kusema kwamba mjadala kuhusu nambari ya samaki mtu amekula haifai kua mjadala...there are virgins reading this thread as we speak Does someone who has eaten twins be counted to have eaten two or one? #hides Depends. Twins can be XX and XX, XX and XY or XY and XY. So either you ate or you were the dish. Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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