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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,908
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Magigi wrote:Siringi wrote:In one of
the many Nairobi Traffic threads somebody asked whatt you do when stuck
in jam and the sphincters do not hold any more?
Better this way...Usichafue mazigara!  Water bottle!!!!! In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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If you are the pee pee type that can't hold don't drink anything in the afternoon and wear pamper before you live office.
our roads stink cz of these road susers.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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kysse wrote:If you are the pee pee type that can't hold don't drink anything in the afternoon and wear pamper before you live office.
our roads stink cz of these road susers.  Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Time to go to work! Have a bladder empty morning,nione jibaba or limama kwa baro likisusu.  picha. weather is not helping :( damn.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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kysse wrote:If you are the pee pee type that can't hold don't drink anything in the afternoon and wear pamper before you live office.
our roads stink cz of these road susers. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/8/2013 Posts: 2,517
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what is not happening in Nai I see mboyz mourning on my twirra TL siyui Mombasa road ceitani, Langata road mama yake Jogoo rd enterprise Ceitani' inlaws Thika rd iko nini? "😖😡KQ makes money for everyone except the shareholder 😏😏 " overheard in Wazua
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/25/2013 Posts: 552 Location: Asgard
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Siringi wrote:what is not happening in Nai I see mboyz mourning on my twirra TL siyui Mombasa road ceitani, Langata road mama yake Jogoo rd enterprise Ceitani' inlaws Thika rd iko nini? There is a tanker which overturned near GM, mombasa road. Left guys there wanting to chota oil 
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/31/2009 Posts: 743
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iller wrote:Siringi wrote:what is not happening in Nai I see mboyz mourning on my twirra TL siyui Mombasa road ceitani, Langata road mama yake Jogoo rd enterprise Ceitani' inlaws Thika rd iko nini? There is a tanker which overturned near GM, mombasa road. Left guys there wanting to chota oil so this is what has caused my near permanent stay between cabanas and GM, now that was the mother of all jams, left the house at 6am nimefika tu saa hii, 947am four hours sat in mad jam, 
Problems can get out of proportion, and not only in the wee small hours. Don't let the problems eclipse the Master. Let the Master eclipse the problems.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Siringi wrote:what is not happening in Nai I see mboyz mourning on my twirra TL siyui Mombasa road ceitani, Langata road mama yake Jogoo rd enterprise Ceitani' inlaws Thika rd iko nini? Watu wa Ruai leo walifika jon mbele ya watu wa Langata!  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Just reported to work. since 7 am! It's brunch time not breakfast time.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Lang'ata Road of late in the morning ni shida tupu even for the early risers!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/8/2013 Posts: 2,517
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Been following updates on Twirra this am methinks Naoribi Traffic should be declared a National disaster "😖😡KQ makes money for everyone except the shareholder 😏😏 " overheard in Wazua
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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Siringi wrote:Been following updates on Twirra this am methinks Naoribi Traffic should be declared a National disaster Na bado read somewhere Gavin Bennet wrote that 1000 new cars enter the Kenyan roads every week more than half of this ni za Nairobi area...we are all heading into the same direction in the morning...Shida tupu,langata road has just become a huge mess... possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/8/2013 Posts: 2,517
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maka wrote:Siringi wrote:Been following updates on Twirra this am methinks Naoribi Traffic should be declared a National disaster Na bado read somewhere Gavin Bennet wrote that 1000 new cars enter the Kenyan roads every week more than half of this ni za Nairobi area...we are all heading into the same direction in the morning...Shida tupu,langata road has just become a huge mess... A tweep is wondering why @KideroEvans has not thought of charging parking fee along Langata Road this morning One of my pals has listened to three News Bulletins on the road na so far he is nowhere near office ... "😖😡KQ makes money for everyone except the shareholder 😏😏 " overheard in Wazua
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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maka wrote:Siringi wrote:Been following updates on Twirra this am methinks Naoribi Traffic should be declared a National disaster Na bado read somewhere Gavin Bennet wrote that 1000 new cars enter the Kenyan roads every week more than half of this ni za Nairobi area...we are all heading into the same direction in the morning...Shida tupu,langata road has just become a huge mess... Read that too. Recently, I noticed some mats for Lang'ata and diaspora (read route 125 ) use Mbagathi road-KNH-Community-Haile Selassie to approach town coz of the jam at Nyayo stadium. Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2010 Posts: 11,522 Location: Nairobi
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Rankaz13 wrote:maka wrote:Siringi wrote:Been following updates on Twirra this am methinks Naoribi Traffic should be declared a National disaster Na bado read somewhere Gavin Bennet wrote that 1000 new cars enter the Kenyan roads every week more than half of this ni za Nairobi area...we are all heading into the same direction in the morning...Shida tupu,langata road has just become a huge mess... Read that too. Recently, I noticed some mats for Lang'ata and diaspora (read route 125 ) use Mbagathi road-KNH-Community-Haile Selassie to approach town coz of the jam at Nyayo stadium. Even that dsnt help much its like all roads gtn into town are bad...maybe jogoo rd is a bit better...Thika road pia ni ma complaints... possunt quia posse videntur
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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I think this jam is caused by the Cops to protest to Kidero about their pending removal/redundancy from 1st March 2014 If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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kysse wrote: Just reported to work. since 7 am! It's brunch time not breakfast time. Mkate iko?  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/17/2009 Posts: 3,583 Location: Kenya
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Swenani wrote:I think this jam is caused by the Cops to protest to Kidero about their pending removal/redundancy from 1st March 2014 I am behind on that, kwani kuna plans to rid the city of traffic cops ? If that's the case then it will be a disaster.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 3/27/2009 Posts: 1,437
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nakujua wrote:Swenani wrote:I think this jam is caused by the Cops to protest to Kidero about their pending removal/redundancy from 1st March 2014 I am behind on that, kwani kuna plans to rid the city of traffic cops ? If that's the case then it will be a disaster. Can't see any disaster there. A cop kept us on Haile Selassie avenue near Wakulima the other day for thirty minutes inspite of the fact that the traffic lights were working. Why then don't we donate those lighting poles to scrap metal dealers who love them so much if we have no use for traffic lights? Waende!!!
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