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washiku
#31 Posted : Thursday, May 30, 2013 5:48:41 PM
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Magigi wrote:
2012 wrote:
washiku wrote:
This morning I turned on my tab. It was running low on power and there on the screen was a message displayed:


Gosh. I need to get my mind off the gutter. I thought you were turning in a your bathtub....

...Most of the times the tub is usually on and no need to turn it on. If you find yourself trying hard to turn it on, it must be rusted and need thorough cleaning!

Laughing out loudly
It would need to be blown away by the wind because it would mean there is no water where its situated leading to rusting and thus it has no more use...it would probably be advertised in Wazua and Guka would have to follow the direction of the wind to look for where it landed after being blown...
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Angelica _ann
#32 Posted : Friday, May 31, 2013 12:23:05 PM
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nowadays whenever i see a man carrying some yellow paper i always think that is @impunity with is yellow fever immunization certificate.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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washiku
#33 Posted : Friday, May 31, 2013 12:29:39 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
nowadays whenever i see a man carrying some yellow paper i always think that is @impunity with is yellow fever immunization certificate.


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tycho
#34 Posted : Saturday, June 01, 2013 1:59:40 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Wazua is a mirror; posts are reflections.

Every reflection is the I.
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Shak
#35 Posted : Monday, June 03, 2013 6:13:44 PM
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Yesterday I heard my 3 year daughter yell, 'Daddy you have a small head!' I don't know what prompted her to say that but I quickly had to take my mind off the gutter
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Mukiri
#36 Posted : Monday, June 03, 2013 6:25:44 PM
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Shak wrote:
Yesterday I heard my 3 year daughter yell, 'Daddy you have a small head!' I don't know what prompted her to say that but I quickly had to take my mind off the gutter

You were in the right place. They are directly proportionalSad

Proverbs 19:21
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washiku
#37 Posted : Monday, June 03, 2013 9:36:15 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
Shak wrote:
Yesterday I heard my 3 year daughter yell, 'Daddy you have a small head!' I don't know what prompted her to say that but I quickly had to take my mind off the gutter

You were in the right place. They are directly proportionalSad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly This, esp coming from our pastor, is just hilarious.
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Prime
#38 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 11:29:45 AM
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washiku wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Shak wrote:
Yesterday I heard my 3 year daughter yell, 'Daddy you have a small head!' I don't know what prompted her to say that but I quickly had to take my mind off the gutter

You were in the right place. They are directly proportionalSad

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly This, esp coming from our pastor, is just hilarious.



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washiku
#39 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 1:45:26 PM
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Impunity
#40 Posted : Tuesday, June 04, 2013 2:54:47 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
Shak wrote:
Yesterday I heard my 3 year daughter yell, 'Daddy you have a small head!' I don't know what prompted her to say that but I quickly had to take my mind off the gutter

You were in the right place. They are directly proportionalSad


Now I know why I am an "endangered species" in the office!
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