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jguru
#31 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 2:11:19 PM
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Calibrations? Like those girls in KSM? smile
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
McReggae
#32 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 2:21:34 PM
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mlefu wrote:
Impunity wrote:
nakujua wrote:
essyk wrote:
please speak in a language we can understand tusaidike sote

I thought I had the drift lakini inaka ni different, in plain language; kuna wanaume wanao penda uume wao uki kunyatwa na kuminywa wakati uko ndani wa uke


Miminywo!!!!!!!!!
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
..heheheh..I believe this is just a fantasy by all men who have an idea..a stupid idea in this case,in reality its disgusting..plain disgusting on the other hand tongue landing in a clean airport ya bibi can only be described as CLOUD 9.


Waelewa kweli bradha?????
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Vallerrie
#33 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 2:23:10 PM
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Oh you mean doing Kegels during sex?
Damn you coulda just said so...hii story mob ni ya nini?
Njung'e
#34 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 2:23:29 PM
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mlefu wrote:
[quote=Impunity][quote=nakujua]

other hand tongue landing in a clean airport ya bibi can only be described as CLOUD 9.


That's the real frontier...NewFoundLand!!Applause
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Impunity
#35 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 2:24:44 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
McReggae wrote:
mlefu wrote:
Impunity wrote:
nakujua wrote:
essyk wrote:
please speak in a language we can understand tusaidike sote

I thought I had the drift lakini inaka ni different, in plain language; kuna wanaume wanao penda uume wao uki kunyatwa na kuminywa wakati uko ndani wa uke


Miminywo!!!!!!!!!
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
..heheheh..I believe this is just a fantasy by all men who have an idea..a stupid idea in this case,in reality its disgusting..plain disgusting on the other hand tongue landing in a clean airport ya bibi can only be described as CLOUD 9.


Waelewa kweli bradha?????


Ako Nyuma kama kende ya paka.
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Kaigangio
#36 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 2:25:34 PM
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Posts: 2,768
Impunity wrote:
Kaigangio wrote:
Rollins wrote:
Kaigangio wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Pale southlands wakati wa kulima, husaidia sana.
Tafadhali saidia sisi iko saidi mbaya.

Pray Pray Pray Pray


Kwani wewe hujui kulima in a green house the size of a godown???



Eeh! you mean commercial farming?


Not commercial but subsistence farming...common sense tells us that the amount of harvest is proportional to the size of the farm...the bigger the farm the bigger the harvest..

for impunity the bigger the farm the smaller the harvest!!!! Kwani anatumia folk kulima? Asi!!


Ni fork tena. Ni jembe ya jogoo brand.
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


here is the remedy...

Look for the soil dug by "huko" (cant remember the name in english), weka kwa fork na ufunge na hand kerchief for 5 days..

During those five days you should be drinking soup made from the roots of adams apple plant (mutongu) mixed with juice of ngambura (wild fruit whose english name i dont know)...

The sixth day, you will have a plough!!
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
mlefu
#37 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 2:38:23 PM
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McReggae wrote:


Waelewa kweli bradha?????


saidia ..wapi shiku aweke picha
McReggae
#38 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 2:40:40 PM
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Location: Nairobi
mlefu wrote:
McReggae wrote:


Waelewa kweli bradha?????


saidia ..wapi shiku aweke picha


Hii topic sio mambo na mdomo tena!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Impunity
#39 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 2:47:55 PM
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Posts: 26,334
Location: Masada
Vallerrie wrote:
Oh you mean doing Kegels during sex?
Damn you coulda just said so...hii story mob ni ya nini?


Phew!!!!!!!!!
smile smile smile smile
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

matata
#40 Posted : Friday, May 17, 2013 3:01:31 PM
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smilesmilesmilesmile can't believe the No of ppl who could not understand the simple language impunity used! seriously???
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