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Mukiri wrote:A story was told of a man in a country where eating porcupine meat was illegal. One day he was seen hunting for porcupine. A passerby asked him 'Why are you hunting for porcupine? Don't you know eating it is illegal?' 'Yes, I do. I know what the law says. It is EATING porcupine that is illegal. Not hunting it'
Later he was seen carrying a porcupine. People in surprise asked him 'Why are you carrying a porcupine. Don't you know eating a porcupine is illegal?' And as you can guess, his reply was 'Yes, I do. I know what the law says. It is EATING porcupine that is illegal. Not CARRYING it'
Much to his neighbors amazement he was seen skinning a porcupine. His neighbour worried 'Why are you skinning a porcupine? Don't you know eating it is illegal?' Like clockwork, his reply was 'Yes, I do. I know what the law says. It is EATING porcupine that is illegal. Not SKINNING it'
The whiff of porcupine pervaded the area when he began roasting it. People now shocked asked him 'Why are you roasting a porcupine. Don't you know eating a porcupine is illegal?' The 'safe' man's answer.. 'Yes, I do. I know what the law says. It is EATING porcupine that is illegal. Not ROASTING it'
Within no time he was tasting it! 'What are you doing! Don't you know eating a porcupine is illegal?' 'Yes, I do. I know what the law says. It is EATING porcupine that is illegal. Not TASTING it'
Unfortunately he ended up tasting the whole porcupine.
Where is your porcupine? Is it safely in the bush.. or are you just texting it? Maybe just having lunch or drinks with it. Afterall that isn't illegal, is it? Maybe you are at the point where you've bought it's panty and put it on your head! Or maybe its only the fingers doing the walking... maybe only the head is in...
Where are you with your porcupine? Let Me Ask Again "Where R We Wiyhnour Porcupines?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/20/2009 Posts: 1,402
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Deut 31:6 Be Strong And Be Courageous. Do Not Fear Or Be In Dread Of Them, For It Is The Lord Your God Who Goes With You? He Will Not Leave You Or Forsake You.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/28/2008 Posts: 2,276 Location: Kibish
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Citizen t.v is thrilling!!!!!! Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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beautiful baridi day the Lord has made.
I see the lord exalted high above the worship of people of the earth.
My eyes have seen the King the lamb upon the throne who reigns forevermore.
What more an a person ask for.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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♬...umbea umbea ♫...wewe hutoa ngapi kati ya sadaka?♪ ama zako zaliwa zingali mfukoni♬...acheni uzushi All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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Muheani wrote:Mukiri wrote:A story was told of a man in a country where eating porcupine meat was illegal. One day he was seen hunting for porcupine. A passerby asked him 'Why are you hunting for porcupine? Don't you know eating it is illegal?' 'Yes, I do. I know what the law says. It is EATING porcupine that is illegal. Not hunting it'
Later he was seen carrying a porcupine. People in surprise asked him 'Why are you carrying a porcupine. Don't you know eating a porcupine is illegal?' And as you can guess, his reply was 'Yes, I do. I know what the law says. It is EATING porcupine that is illegal. Not CARRYING it'
Much to his neighbors amazement he was seen skinning a porcupine. His neighbour worried 'Why are you skinning a porcupine? Don't you know eating it is illegal?' Like clockwork, his reply was 'Yes, I do. I know what the law says. It is EATING porcupine that is illegal. Not SKINNING it'
The whiff of porcupine pervaded the area when he began roasting it. People now shocked asked him 'Why are you roasting a porcupine. Don't you know eating a porcupine is illegal?' The 'safe' man's answer.. 'Yes, I do. I know what the law says. It is EATING porcupine that is illegal. Not ROASTING it'
Within no time he was tasting it! 'What are you doing! Don't you know eating a porcupine is illegal?' 'Yes, I do. I know what the law says. It is EATING porcupine that is illegal. Not TASTING it'
Unfortunately he ended up tasting the whole porcupine.
Where is your porcupine? Is it safely in the bush.. or are you just texting it? Maybe just having lunch or drinks with it. Afterall that isn't illegal, is it? Maybe you are at the point where you've bought it's panty and put it on your head! Or maybe its only the fingers doing the walking... maybe only the head is in...
Where are you with your porcupine? Let Me Ask Again "Where R We Wiyhnour Porcupines? Fancy that! The original story I heard was of ONDIEK MARACH. The only animal that had survived the great drought! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/20/2009 Posts: 1,402
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@mukiri
Weka Hiyo Handithi Ya Ondiek
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/3/2010 Posts: 1,797 Location: Kenya
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Mukiri wrote:essyk wrote:Mukiri wrote:Leave to where? Sodom is everywhere! And I will not be afraid of your demons even if they strip me  I only meant to tell you that if you find yourself going beserk cz of screaming,or having to do so in order to stay tuned to God, then you need to ask God for discernment, cz your outreach method could be turning guys away from God instead of bringing them closer. The best ways to reach out is through actions cz faith without works is dead. Stay blessed. For someone who has outrightly proclaimed their distaste for matters religion, I find it interesting that you'd continuously choose to 'advice' me and/or 'negate' what I share. This is not in regard to this particular post, for I agree a tree is known by its fruits. But could you now be an agent of the enemy? Sent out to disrupt any mention of The Word? ati agent  I may be wrong..but then I could be right
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Pastor Mukiri,
Very sad of you as'pastor'to call me agent of the enemy because of a post.
I humbly beg you to Ignore my existence on wazua if that will make you preach and reach more people better, because never in my life has anyone referred to me that way except you 'pastor'.-wish you knew.
I will also keep off your posts for the gospel's sake.
God bless you and bye.
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/17/2011 Posts: 887
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kysse wrote:Pastor Mukiri,
Very sad of you as'pastor'to call me agent of the enemy because of a post.
I humbly beg you to Ignore my existence on wazua if that will make you preach and reach more people better, because never in my life has anyone referred to me that way except you 'pastor'.-wish you knew.
I will also keep off your posts for the gospel's sake.
God bless you and bye.
You religious people can't even get along. Lol. Religion really makes people dumb. It's amazing. Ati agent of the enemy? Aren't you guys too old to have enemies? Why would anybody in this day and age have enemies? Your god is supposedly infinte years old and still hasnt learnt conflict management? If he feels like Satan is an enemy and is ip to no good, maybe he should call for a meeting with him where the two of them can sit down and amicably resolve the issues that are making them not see eye to eye. That's how grown people handle conflict. That's the only way to move forward, by reconciliation and peaceful resolution. I am shocked that your angry god doesn't understand this concept. This satan guy you keep calling enemy is just a figment of your imagination. There is no satan just like there is no god. As you become more intelligent, you stop believing in preachers and start leaning on teachers. There is a reason why atheists are generally more intelligent and successful. If you don't believe me, look it up, google is your friend.
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