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patcho
#31 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 7:03:32 PM
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2012 wrote:
Mastermind wrote:
C & P

A wife asked her husband to drop her at her friend's house, where a wedding was taking place. He said he would be too busy in the office and gave her some money for taxi. He left for office. Later at the wedding place, she met a fine girl and they got talking to each other. Soon they became friends. In the evening when everyone was leaving, the girl asked the woman how she was going home. She replied dat her husband is too busy in the office, so he can't come to pick her and she was going in a taxi. The girl now said,'My boyfriend who brought me here is coming to pick me up. I just spoke with him on phone and he's on his way to pick me. Why don't you join me in his car and we drop you at your house?' The woman agreed and a few minutes later, her husband's car arrived. The girl entered the front passenger's seat of the car and asked the woman to sit at the back, which she did. The girl introduced her new friend to the boyfriend. When he turned round to greet the woman,he recognised her as his wife. They dropped the wife at home and left.
If you were the wife, what would you do when your husband returns... If you were the husband what will you say to your wife when you return?


Clearly the man is an idiot! He drops both women in the same wedding and not only does he have the guts to go back but he goes to pick the wrong one?


wewe @2012,kama huelewi sema uelezwe vizuri...mastermind was too busy to drop the wife so she took a cab...he had no way of knowing where the wedding was...ala..
youcan'tstopusnow
#32 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 7:47:02 PM
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willin2learn wrote:

Eeh! so that day he will walk to the kitchen and find the big sufuria brimming with boiling water ajue Volcano inalipuka, especially if the last cock was slaughtered kedo 2 weeks before!


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Drunkard
#33 Posted : Thursday, May 31, 2012 8:20:04 PM
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Mastermind wrote:
C & P

A wife asked her husband to drop her at her friend's house, where a wedding was taking place. He said he would be too busy in the office and gave her some money for taxi. He left for office. Later at the wedding place, she met a fine girl and they got talking to each other. Soon they became friends. In the evening when everyone was leaving, the girl asked the woman how she was going home. She replied dat her husband is too busy in the office, so he can't come to pick her and she was going in a taxi. The girl now said,'My boyfriend who brought me here is coming to pick me up. I just spoke with him on phone and he's on his way to pick me. Why don't you join me in his car and we drop you at your house?' The woman agreed and a few minutes later, her husband's car arrived. The girl entered the front passenger's seat of the car and asked the woman to sit at the back, which she did. The girl introduced her new friend to the boyfriend. When he turned round to greet the woman,he recognised her as his wife. They dropped the wife at home and left.
If you were the wife, what would you do when your husband returns... If you were the husband what will you say to your wife when you return?


If this was a book I won't buy because it is not even close to real, the story is so fake I wonder why people can't see this, no woman, even the one you picked in tit bar a minute ago leave alone you wife will stand another obvious lover. It doesn't happen! Even my sister don't like my girlfriends, every time I show up with a new girlfriend she will find excuses not to like her. mara ako na maringo, mara ni skinny, mara ako anakula sana, mara macho yake ni blue, now imagine your wife, she will probably reap the woman's eyes off then stratch your face beyond recognization and lastly burn the car down.
kiterunner
#34 Posted : Friday, June 01, 2012 2:09:14 AM
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panomaz wrote:
it depends if the wife is from nyeri....Pray Pray Pray Pray you pray



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