Querry wrote:UJINGA NI:
1. Kujiita romantic na uko single.
2. Kukaa mbele kwa mathree alafu unaturn kwambia konda 'shukisha' na umekaa naderee.
3. Kutumia cursor kuscare mosquito itoke kwa screen ya comp.
4. Kureduce volume ya radio usome sms.
5. Kuruka line VCT.
6. Kuscratch bamba 5 na coin ya 20bob.
7. Kupigiwa simu halafu unaangalia balance yako after the call.
8. Kutafuta remote ya TV for 10 min, na tv iko a step away
9. Kudelete namba ya X wako na unaijua off head
10. Kupeleka vitz kwa car wash badala ya Baby shower
11. Kubargain kitu kutoka soo hadi fifty alafu bado unapea muuzaji 1000 akupatie change
12. Kubuy beer ingine moja ukitegea fare ishuke hadi mbao!
Best Joke ever.
Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God..