@ Guka
So it was true these ladies keep a mind/imaginary diary of every encounter, like ahem.....

The shamba boy..."My favourite"
The Boss........."A necessary evil for promotions and extra pay"
Magigi..........."My what a club!"
The priest......."The midget cant be satisfied, he should concentrate on the nuns or eat the communion instead, NKT!
Simo............."Was it a tooth pick?"
Hussy............"His beer belly now is not only a weight burden but now a pivot, Absolutely bure Kabisa Aaaaagrh!


And the list goes on and on only to be partially sent to maina and kingangi for discussion

Hii ni kali....and such people should never marry/be married. they are a disgrace to an otherwise good institution of marriage. especially those bragging abt what they do and spouses have no clue. NKT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very difficult to land in a bushy airport, especially if its in a marshland.

This one killed it for me...

I hate my husband of 23 years he eats like a
big pig! Kitambi kama ya ngombe! Yeye huleta
food kutoka fridge ili akule kwa bedroom usiku. Na
bonoko ni kama yesu. Bado nangoja irudi.

They can run but they cant hide.
The die is cast.

Can I Mpesa 10 bob?