Ujinga ni kuitisha mpango wa kando calculator immediately after advert ya Jimmy Gathu.

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SIMPLE TRUTH # 1

Partners help each other undress before se*.
Partners always dress on their own after se*.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you, once you 're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH # 2

When a Woman is pregnant, all her friends touch the
stomach and say "Congrats"

But, no one touches the man's p***s and say "Good Job".
Moral of the story:

"Hard work is never appreciated"

When i see what some women marry, you realize how much they must hate working for a living
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You either work like a bee and eat honey, or work like a fly n eat sh*t!!!

Ujinga ni fan wa asenali kudhani watashinda ligi musimu huu.

1.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

2.Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

1.Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

2.Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Ujinga ni kuwacha mtu aingie mbele yako kwa queue halafu useme amekukata.

Amekukata wapi ama ukifanya nini?