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Crazy Nairobi traffic!!
alma1
#641 Posted : Monday, December 03, 2018 10:23:15 PM
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This is Sonko's Wisdom

Aka Paint The Road Red and call it BRT...Blame matatus for traffic. Not a single matatu in this pikshas.





Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

hardwood
#642 Posted : Monday, December 03, 2018 10:53:22 PM
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alma1 wrote:
This is Sonko's Wisdom

Aka Paint The Road Red....Blame matatus for traffic. Not a single matatu in this pikshas.




Hehe. Not a single matatu in the cbd and you can see the chaos. Now you know who is responsible for the traffic mess in the city. Yes, private cars.
hardwood
#643 Posted : Monday, December 03, 2018 11:03:07 PM
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People are finally realising that matatus are not the problem.



simonkabz
#644 Posted : Monday, December 03, 2018 11:05:23 PM
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murchr wrote:
alma1 wrote:
murchr wrote:
alma1 wrote:
murchr wrote:
alma1 wrote:
Sonkos best days were when he was punching stalls. Now those days are long gone...

This is the true effect of this silly ban.

Happening now



This just shows the shoddyness of our engineers nothing to do with Sonko. Bridge ingeanguka tu


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Kwa kweli Hardwood has better spinning skills than you do..

If today was bad, ngojeni kesho...With all mitumbas on the road...

Alafu kanyeshe kidogo...You will go to church on Wednesday to pray for Kidero...


Something has to be done. Matatus are not the solution to your misery, walk. Lets see what else breaks tomorrow.


Murchr, your guy was boasting today about benchmarking on Dubai and Rwanda....He should have saved the ticket and come here to Dar.

Where matatus exist with a real BRT System.

Not those orange paints you've been touting around here.


He got a free ride to Kigali so the ticket to Dar is unnecessary. Even in Dar, busses do not park in town. They have terminals. Stop yapping about what you read in the net and travel abit, what we call matatus is madness-they should not be on CBD.


Blockhead, tell us, sincerely, nani alikuroga????

Nani alikuroga bana? Ulikosea nani akakuroga namna hiyo?

Na shule ulifika wapi???

That's some serious urogi. This thread is the ultimate confirmation of your insane levels of ignorance.

The Matatu system is the African public system of transport. Very efficient and you can hardly get stranded anywhere. What there is is indiscipline, which can be forced, as many members have postulated here. It is a system that has worked in hundreds of cities, and I will still use the Indian example, which is purely third world just like us.

This system only needs control, like we see in Dar, or Kigali, or Addis, or Bombay, or Hydrabad, or Khartoum, or Cairo, or Jo'berg, etc. Heck, I even noticed an upcoming Matatu industry (shared bus-trucks) in Washington DC, of all places.

It is okay to blunder once, twice etc, lakini wewe ni upuzi nonstop kwanzia 2010 mpaka wa leo....gai

Once again, ulirogwa na nani jamaneni?

Wazuans msinyamaze roundi hii, haka kamtu lazima tujue kalirogewa wapi.

Si you just make one STUPID POST and shut up, rather than flood this important thread with such overwhelming jinga posts.......dyammn
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
simonkabz
#645 Posted : Monday, December 03, 2018 11:13:27 PM
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A half wit brings an entire city on its knees and we still have a resident psycho clapping away eti the move is genius.....while people have actually died in traffic! I would wish you also die a painful death in an ambulance and save people your nonsense.....or your mother or children.

I recall him supporting Kabuffalo, a fella who froze Kiambu for a whole 5 years....... statistically, Kiambu probably went into recession........

I think Its better to raise a placenta than some beings.......WTF
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
murchr
#646 Posted : Monday, December 03, 2018 11:13:40 PM
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simonkabz wrote:
murchr wrote:
alma1 wrote:
murchr wrote:
alma1 wrote:
murchr wrote:
alma1 wrote:
Sonkos best days were when he was punching stalls. Now those days are long gone...

This is the true effect of this silly ban.

Happening now



This just shows the shoddyness of our engineers nothing to do with Sonko. Bridge ingeanguka tu


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Kwa kweli Hardwood has better spinning skills than you do..

If today was bad, ngojeni kesho...With all mitumbas on the road...

Alafu kanyeshe kidogo...You will go to church on Wednesday to pray for Kidero...


Something has to be done. Matatus are not the solution to your misery, walk. Lets see what else breaks tomorrow.


Murchr, your guy was boasting today about benchmarking on Dubai and Rwanda....He should have saved the ticket and come here to Dar.

Where matatus exist with a real BRT System.

Not those orange paints you've been touting around here.


He got a free ride to Kigali so the ticket to Dar is unnecessary. Even in Dar, busses do not park in town. They have terminals. Stop yapping about what you read in the net and travel abit, what we call matatus is madness-they should not be on CBD.


Blockhead, tell us, sincerely, nani alikuroga????

Nani alikuroga bana? Ulikosea nani akakuroga namna hiyo?

Na shule ulifika wapi???

That's some serious urogi. This thread is the ultimate confirmation of your insane levels of ignorance.

The Matatu system is the African public system of transport. Very efficient and you can hardly get stranded anywhere. What there is is indiscipline, which can be forced, as many members have postulated here. It is a system that has worked in hundreds of cities, and I will still use the Indian example, which is purely third world just like us.

This system only needs control, like we see in Dar, or Kigali, or Addis, or Bombay, or Hydrabad, or Khartoum, or Cairo, or Jo'berg, etc. Heck, I even noticed an upcoming Matatu industry (shared bus-trucks) in Washington DC, of all places.

It is okay to blunder once, twice etc, lakini wewe ni upuzi nonstop kwanzia 2010 mpaka wa leo....gai

Once again, ulirogwa na nani jamaneni?

Wazuans msinyamaze roundi hii, haka kamtu lazima tujue kalirogewa wapi.

Si you just make one STUPID POST and shut up, rather than flood this important thread with such overwhelming jinga posts.......dyammn


I expected the kikuyu mafia gang to show up and support their own Laughing out loudly No Matatus in town. Order by Uhuru Kenyatta.

Its time Uhuru corrected the mess his father created
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Mike Ock
#647 Posted : Monday, December 03, 2018 11:46:04 PM
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hardwood wrote:
People are finally realising that matatus are not the problem.





Those who claim matatus are the problem on our roads are just car owners reacting to the reckless matatu behaviour. But ukweli usemwe, the real cause of jam is the Kenyan culture of buying a car to show that umefika. Personal cars ndio zinajaza barabara bure. What Kenya needs is some kind of luxurious bus that also can be a status symbol. Maybe if you want to show people umefika you use that bus. It can be picking people from home and dropping them at home too kama school bus. Maybe that upcoming Uber for matatu can fill that gap.
murchr
#648 Posted : Monday, December 03, 2018 11:50:31 PM
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Mike Ock wrote:
hardwood wrote:
People are finally realising that matatus are not the problem.





Those who claim matatus are the problem on our roads are just car owners reacting to the reckless matatu behaviour. But ukweli usemwe, the real cause of jam is the Kenyan culture of buying a car to show that umefika. Personal cars ndio zinajaza barabara bure. What Kenya needs is some kind of luxurious bus that also can be a status symbol. Maybe if you want to show people umefika you use that bus. It can be picking people from home and dropping them at home too kama school bus. Maybe that upcoming Uber for matatu can fill that gap.


Traffic would flow even if there were a million cars on our roads, the problem is parking buses on roads blocking other cars as the buses wait for commuters.

Nairobi CBD does not have a holding ground for all those buses that these saccos run, that is just the reality, they can park their cars elsewhere and come to the bus terminus (muthurwa, machakos airport, hakati, ngara etc)

Pandeni reli
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Lolest!
#649 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 3:54:43 AM
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murchr wrote:
Mike Ock wrote:
hardwood wrote:
People are finally realising that matatus are not the problem.





Those who claim matatus are the problem on our roads are just car owners reacting to the reckless matatu behaviour. But ukweli usemwe, the real cause of jam is the Kenyan culture of buying a car to show that umefika. Personal cars ndio zinajaza barabara bure. What Kenya needs is some kind of luxurious bus that also can be a status symbol. Maybe if you want to show people umefika you use that bus. It can be picking people from home and dropping them at home too kama school bus. Maybe that upcoming Uber for matatu can fill that gap.


Traffic would flow even if there were a million cars on our roads, the problem is parking buses on roads blocking other cars as the buses wait for commuters.

Nairobi CBD does not have a holding ground for all those buses that these saccos run, that is just the reality, they can park their cars elsewhere and come to the bus terminus (muthurwa, machakos airport, hakati, ngara etc)

Pandeni reli

Murchr, ever used train service in Nairobi? How many routes are covered? How many trips per day in those routes?

Railway transport has not grown with the city's growth. It's stagnant. Perhaps Sonko should have worked on that first
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#650 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 5:00:29 AM
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Murchr, yes commuters did try to use trains. See what one Johnstone Katuku experienced
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I tried to be clever and decided to use the train to Syokimau. It was so full that even turningg required consensus from other passengers. Then the train broke down before Makadara and it took 3 hours to repair it. And all that time tulikuwa tu kajavelin (standing,holding on the metal bars). There's just no escape. Trump was probably right about us.
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#651 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 6:23:58 AM
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Murchr, just heard on radio that your boss has suspended his earlier rule banning matatus from CBD.

Spin it...
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masukuma
#652 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 6:39:04 AM
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Mike Ock wrote:
hardwood wrote:
People are finally realising that matatus are not the problem.





Those who claim matatus are the problem on our roads are just car owners reacting to the reckless matatu behaviour. But ukweli usemwe, the real cause of jam is the Kenyan culture of buying a car to show that umefika. Personal cars ndio zinajaza barabara bure. What Kenya needs is some kind of luxurious bus that also can be a status symbol. Maybe if you want to show people umefika you use that bus. It can be picking people from home and dropping them at home too kama school bus. Maybe that upcoming Uber for matatu can fill that gap.

I don't believe in bans... i believe in incentives (+ve and -ve) so.. just make parking fees 1500/= tuone ambao wamefika!
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alma1
#653 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 7:08:19 AM
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The funny thing about this mess is that the only person who can fix this is Sonko. He has a lot of political clout. I noticed no one called him elitist like Kidero.

There's a problem in Nairobi and it needs long term thought with short term fixes along the way. Only Sonko right now can fix that.

1. Work with the satellite governors to come up with a real BRT system. It should include Kenya Railways, large capacity saccos, everyone....Not red paint.

2. Increase parking fees for all vehicles including private and matatus.

3. Upgrade those terminus that are quarter finished to National stadium standards with toilets security etc and capacity

4. Work with Matiangi to tame the indiscipline with Matatu Saccos.

5. Effect the ban between 9am to 4pm

6. Work with Saccos to have them drop and pick passengers only. I have seen those buses at Kencom that implement that and don't see the kind of hell that goes on on Tom Mboya street. Let them comply or work with Matiangi to revoke their licenses.

Those are short term measures that will have the support of all Kenyans.

We don't like Matatu culture. But Sonko handed these madmen a blank check to ringa just because he failed to plan and was banking on NYS buses....And the support of Murchr.
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hardwood
#654 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 7:32:47 AM
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Heavy morning rain pounds Nairobi as traffic chaos enter day 2.
Lolest!
#655 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 7:49:24 AM
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hardwood wrote:
Heavy morning rain pounds Nairobi as traffic chaos enter day 2.

Sonko suspended his ban at 6 am smile

Would have been interesting to see what would have happened if the ban was in effect today
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KulaRaha
#656 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 8:27:11 AM
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Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
freiks
#657 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 8:35:22 AM
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masukuma wrote:
Mike Ock wrote:
hardwood wrote:
People are finally realising that matatus are not the problem.





Those who claim matatus are the problem on our roads are just car owners reacting to the reckless matatu behaviour. But ukweli usemwe, the real cause of jam is the Kenyan culture of buying a car to show that umefika. Personal cars ndio zinajaza barabara bure. What Kenya needs is some kind of luxurious bus that also can be a status symbol. Maybe if you want to show people umefika you use that bus. It can be picking people from home and dropping them at home too kama school bus. Maybe that upcoming Uber for matatu can fill that gap.

I don't believe in bans... i believe in incentives (+ve and -ve) so.. just make parking fees 1500/= tuone ambao wamefika!


Dont blame the personal cars, why was there traffic on University Way? Matatus were turning from globe roundabout therefore the build up starts there and it goes to nairobi university roundabout, so another gridlock along the uhuru highway. At the end of the day only BRT can safe the nrb traffic but how do you control those 14 seaters from upcountry?
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#658 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 8:42:09 AM
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Mike Ock wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Expect crazy traffic kesho if county govt follows up on its directive. No mats allowed in town. Jogoo road mats to terminate at Muthurwa, Thika rd, Kiambu rd, limuru rd & Waiyaki way mats to pick n drop passengers at Fig tree Ngara. Ngong road mats at Railways.

Since the commuter living along Ngong road and working along Thika Rd will find it hard to walk from railways to Fig tree, expect more weekend drivers on the roads!

Also, I hear parking fee is down to 200 bob


This is dumb populist policy aimed at earning some fake points with mwananchi in the name of appearing to be working. Any smart urban planner knows that public transit is the solution to traffic. Private cars carrying one passenger each are the problem. No way this sticks for anything more than a few days.


Your prediction came to be true and couldn't last beyond day 1.

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KulaRaha
#659 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 9:28:52 AM
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So, lets think this through. We have tried banning psvs in CBD twice now, both times failed.

So, say we ban private vehicles in the CBD. What would happen?
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Fyatu
#660 Posted : Tuesday, December 04, 2018 9:28:55 AM
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hardwood wrote:
People are finally realising that matatus are not the problem.






For a moment i thought i was seeing my own things...What?..Yaani kumbe cars are this many in this not-green-city in the sun?? Someone once suggested here on Wazua that Kenyans are way well-off under Jubilee govt. based on the number of brand-new secondhand cars on our roads and i thought it was bollocks.Clearly, i might have been wrong

The only solution to this problem as others have postulated is to build the infrastructure for efficient transport systems ASAP and make parking very expensive for the car owners. People are talking about BRT but don't mention BRT means that new roads/lanes complete with designated busstops have to be built(refer to Dar). Others are talking about light rail but know very well that Ethiopia had to build the infrastructure first for it to be a success. There is no shortcut about it and no amount of procrastination from government(Nairobi county govt. included) will make the problem go away.That figtree termini should have been established somewhere in githurai, Muthurwa should be pushed huko saika(just as they did with Marikiti) Railways termini should be somewhere huko Bomas/Rongai. In short what i am trying to say is that, in the future no matatus should operate within 16 kms radius of CBD. Only rapid transport systems should.

My two cents
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