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mukiha
#21 Posted : Tuesday, November 09, 2010 3:59:39 PM
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Somehow, it sounded familiar. I could bet I've read it before...right here in wazualand....

Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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Dia
#22 Posted : Tuesday, November 09, 2010 4:51:14 PM
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Recycled or not, it's a great piece! Seems today is a day of deep thoughts in Wazua.
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kyukkamba
#23 Posted : Tuesday, November 09, 2010 4:53:19 PM
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..........By the time the old man was fired in 1977, his two heifers had multiplied to 85, including Jomo, a champion bull that sired calves left, right and centre and held the village bullfight champion award for a record four years. ....Laughing out loudly ......what a BULL!!
Ni Uhuru wa Mbesha...Niguo kana tiguo?
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ProverB
#24 Posted : Tuesday, November 09, 2010 7:18:27 PM
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Surealligator wrote:

...Jomo, a champion bull that sired calves left, right and centre and held the village bullfight champion award for a record four years.


i wonder why such exploits are so revered that a society cultures men to pursue similar prowess.
..Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven...Matt5:16
- 1769 Oxford King James Bible 'Authorized Version
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kadonye
#25 Posted : Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:54:30 PM
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Good one.
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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Impunity
#26 Posted : Wednesday, November 10, 2010 10:05:34 AM
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Perfectly re-produced piece.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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McReggae
#27 Posted : Wednesday, November 10, 2010 10:44:02 AM
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A nyce piece there!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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McReggae
#28 Posted : Wednesday, November 10, 2010 10:50:01 AM
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http://citycattales.blog...2008_10_01_archive.html

This was in the Standard Newspaper some time back by humor columnist Ted Malanda.

sure....are you Ted Mulanda???
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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My 2 cents
#29 Posted : Wednesday, November 10, 2010 10:53:44 AM
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My 2 cents wrote:
Fantastic. May be you can pray to one day inherit the mooing assets. I wouldn't bank on it though, if I were you.

The post is truly fantastic.

I take this back. I TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel sorry for the real writer of this article. @surealligator you ought to be ashamed of yourself for blatant thievery Shame on you

Plagiarism should be taken seriously.
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McReggae
#30 Posted : Wednesday, November 10, 2010 11:09:18 AM
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Impunity wrote:
Perfectly re-produced piece.


What do you mean re-produced???Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
It's pasted word for word!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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