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wanyo
#21 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 7:46:00 PM
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Hi hi hih hih!!!! hah haah haaah!!! nimecheka,mambavu zinzuma Sad Hih hih smile smile
i too
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takeda
#22 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 1:31:00 AM
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Its hard enough maintaining a hard-on past the 'CD moment' (the short time it takes to wear a CD before starting),now we have to pray?? This will be a deal breaker (the woman will change her mind about the whole thing). I think its alot of pressure!! Who is even thinking rationally at the height of the moment as to construct sentences that can pass for a prayer? Have you ever tried to sneeze while peeing? I think it the same.
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Tebes
#23 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 5:07:00 AM
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Baba,wengine wako na appetite na hawana chakula,vilevile wengine wanachakula lakini hawana appetite,........... Vile unavyotuona Baba,tuko na chakula na pia appetite,utubariki sasa. Asante Baba. Work like you will die tomorrow,plan like you will never die
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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Njunge
#24 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 5:21:00 AM
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and if it's Koinange stuff.......?...-:) Old man about town....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Mwabili
#25 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 5:28:00 AM
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@djinn6 and Tebes you guyz are just soo sick..that gene of weed you smoke is strong..pass some of it to me..hahahahahahahahahahahahh Its the Economy..Stupid!!!!!
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Layman
#26 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 5:39:00 AM
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'Baba,bariki hii uhusiano wa saa hii na ulete utamu maana wewe ndiye una uwezo wa vitu vyote' The future is already here!
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Djinn
#27 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 5:42:00 AM
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and the ladies prayer...Lord as I submit to this drunken beast,I pray that he will not try to go through the back door,give me the strength to ignore his foul breath,and sobriety not to burst out laughing as he grunts like a pig,may the membrane that keeps his sperm with him not break. Most of all Lord,may he take longer to climax than I have taken to pray.... The problem with equality is that we desire that it be with those that have more than us rather that those that have less
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ocampo
#28 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 6:09:00 AM
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LOL!!! you guys have made my morning. kwanza the kao one... lets meet at the hague
Lets not be vague, we go to hague
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robby
#29 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 6:22:00 AM
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..........made my friday.............guys you are the bomb A journey begins with a step
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Wendz
#30 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 6:44:00 AM
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i would have said Njeri Kihang'a insulted us by calling some bloggers here 'crazy'.... until i read this post esp. @Djinn prayers and @layman,njung'e et al....and she was so damn right!!! so hilarious! Kuna maombi ya asubuhi,maombi ya chakula,maombi ya usiku... hii itakuwa maombi ya ...... nini?? Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
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