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Ndoto za oduu (Weird dreams!!!!)
Intelligentsia
#21 Posted : Tuesday, September 06, 2016 3:56:13 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
We may at times dream between 3-5 dreams, but we remember the one that is most prominent.

If a dream occurs again and again, or it is the same dream but different pple also dreaming about, then definitely merits your attention, a msg is being passed on to you.

Often however, we dream of what is in our subconscious minds eg if you were watching a horror movie just before you sleep, you make have dreams of vampires in which you are biting off a generous chunk of @swenani's neck to get to his jugular...

However, @Impunity, in your dream you seem to be anxious about discovery of something that you would rather keep away from people close to you: maybe you r anxious abt coming out of the closet, or the fact that no househelps or vajos within a 2-mile radius of your diggz have peace when you go on leave, etc

Be that as it may,note that in spiritual terms when you dream of:
1) Fires: fire is a purifying agent, you need to work on certain areas of
your life.

2) Snakes: be more cautious of devious pple around you who do not rejoice
in your success but will outwardly show they do.






Can you translate those of aborted landings?

Just when she has said yes and you are lowering her white panties then you wake up, u try to close your eyes hard and make the room darker in order to catch up with the aborted sleep in order to "finish" it lakini you stay awake nontheless! You eyes see stars and the sleep poteas kabisa.
You simply decide to go to the washroom and pee to cool down.

Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad



A kind of unfinished business, you never reached gratification and you got disappointed. More so if you had really pursued that socket, and this feeling will be gnawing at you at the subconscious mind level that there was incomplete intimacy and you need a another chance to complete it.

Solution is just to let go, all plugs have their missed landing opportunities - could be you dashed off for a rubber in the next room and in that one minute the socket changed her darn mind after seeing your hairy behind, or were about to offload your anxious passsengers when a cop directed to you by a nearby watchie whom you contemptuously refused to tip, now taps on your car window demanding ufunge muriango d'oh!

If you keep on moving fwd while looking at your rear view dating mirror then u will miss out new dating opportunities that will always come your way.


Lolest!
#22 Posted : Tuesday, September 06, 2016 4:00:42 PM
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sitaki.kujulikana wrote:
That dream means that, you have very many enemies who are looking to finish you.
The worst part is that you had nowhere to run, now that is very dangerous since it means you have no escape, you are boxed in, now contrast that with the open field and broad daylight and you are doomed, that means that the green light has been given by all both the heavens and below, nothing to hide.

ongea na @alpha he says a prayer for you

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Impunity
#23 Posted : Tuesday, September 06, 2016 4:09:20 PM
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sitaki.kujulikana wrote:
That dream means that, you have very many enemies who are looking to finish you.
The worst part is that you had nowhere to run, now that is very dangerous since it means you have no escape, you are boxed in, now contrast that with the open field and broad daylight and you are doomed, that means that the green light has been given by all both the heavens and below, nothing to hide.

ongea na @alpha he says a prayer for you


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Impunity
#24 Posted : Tuesday, September 06, 2016 4:14:34 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
We may at times dream between 3-5 dreams, but we remember the one that is most prominent.

If a dream occurs again and again, or it is the same dream but different pple also dreaming about, then definitely merits your attention, a msg is being passed on to you.

Often however, we dream of what is in our subconscious minds eg if you were watching a horror movie just before you sleep, you make have dreams of vampires in which you are biting off a generous chunk of @swenani's neck to get to his jugular...

However, @Impunity, in your dream you seem to be anxious about discovery of something that you would rather keep away from people close to you: maybe you r anxious abt coming out of the closet, or the fact that no househelps or vajos within a 2-mile radius of your diggz have peace when you go on leave, etc

Be that as it may,note that in spiritual terms when you dream of:
1) Fires: fire is a purifying agent, you need to work on certain areas of
your life.

2) Snakes: be more cautious of devious pple around you who do not rejoice
in your success but will outwardly show they do.






Can you translate those of aborted landings?

Just when she has said yes and you are lowering her white panties then you wake up, u try to close your eyes hard and make the room darker in order to catch up with the aborted sleep in order to "finish" it lakini you stay awake nontheless! You eyes see stars and the sleep poteas kabisa.
You simply decide to go to the washroom and pee to cool down.

Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad



A kind of unfinished business, you never reached gratification and you got disappointed. More so if you had really pursued that socket, and this feeling will be gnawing at you at the subconscious mind level that there was incomplete intimacy and you need a another chance to complete it.

Solution is just to let go, all plugs have their missed landing opportunities - could be you dashed off for a rubber in the next room and in that one minute the socket changed her darn mind after seeing your hairy behind, or were about to offload your anxious passsengers when a cop directed to you by a nearby watchie whom you contemptuously refused to tip, now taps on your car window demanding ufunge muriango d'oh!

If you keep on moving fwd while looking at your rear view dating mirror then u will miss out new dating opportunities that will always come your way.




Eti hairy what?

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AlphDoti
#25 Posted : Tuesday, September 06, 2016 8:40:28 PM
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mkeiy wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
mkeiy wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Dreamt that I was attending a company function, something like tree planting event or some get together open filed event in broad dayligt in on open field, with several colleagues, male and sockets kabambe; then gafla bin fuu and punda si zebra I found out that I didnt have my pants on and all my gears and crystal balls are all hanging out there for everyone to see and giggle!

Sockets jostle for vantage position to click their smartphones.

I try to cover up with my hands lakini nothing get covered much, I try to look for a place to run and hide but I have to pass through a multitude of colleagues who are now surging forward for a lifetime spectacle!!!

I start crying/mumbling then I wake up suddenly, panting and with my mouth wide open, making some incoherent sound, sleeping upside, duvet on the floor, pinetree sharp and pointing north like the turret of a Russian Nuclear sub-marine.

Jesso!!!

Anyone ever experienced such a weird dream?

Pray Pray Pray Pray

All your evils will soon be revealed. Repent now!!

@wamunyota, you may be right, see no.4 below:

...there are four types of sleep:
1. One is to lie on the back: best
2. One is to sleep on the right side: best
3. One is to sleep on the left: not bad
4. And one is to sleep on the stomach that is the sleep of the devil.

@Alph, why is sleeping on the left not 'best'?

@mkeiy, it is "not bad"...

But sleeping on your stomach is definitely not healthy. I can share more details if you want...
A scientific report (released by the US government, I think in Nov 2000) said that it is one of the major causes of "cot death" which effects children under the age of three. CNN said that sleeping on the stomach is the worst position and leads to neck and back pain, increases wrinkles, and damages breasts i.e. a woman cannot maintain perky "airbags"

@Alph,Saidia brother kwa hii maneno ya sleeping on the left.

How safe is it?

@mkeiy, here is something that will shade some lights...

Quote:
Modern scientific studies have suggested a beneficial effect of right lateral decubitus position on the heart. In particular, one study assessed the autonomic effect of three sleep positions (supine, left lateral decubitus, and right lateral decubitus) in healthy subjects using spectral heart rate variability analysis. The results indicated that cardiac vagal activity was greatest when subjects were in the right lateral decubitus position. In addition, an animal study indicated that vagal stimulation has an antiarrhythmic effect. Several studies have demonstrated that the recumbent position affects autonomic nervous system activity in patients with congestive heart failure, and that there is attenuation of the sympathetic tone when subjects are in the right lateral decubitus position.


mkeiy
#26 Posted : Wednesday, September 07, 2016 7:29:49 AM
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Joined: 1/27/2012
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AlphDoti wrote:
mkeiy wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
mkeiy wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Dreamt that I was attending a company function, something like tree planting event or some get together open filed event in broad dayligt in on open field, with several colleagues, male and sockets kabambe; then gafla bin fuu and punda si zebra I found out that I didnt have my pants on and all my gears and crystal balls are all hanging out there for everyone to see and giggle!

Sockets jostle for vantage position to click their smartphones.

I try to cover up with my hands lakini nothing get covered much, I try to look for a place to run and hide but I have to pass through a multitude of colleagues who are now surging forward for a lifetime spectacle!!!

I start crying/mumbling then I wake up suddenly, panting and with my mouth wide open, making some incoherent sound, sleeping upside, duvet on the floor, pinetree sharp and pointing north like the turret of a Russian Nuclear sub-marine.

Jesso!!!

Anyone ever experienced such a weird dream?

Pray Pray Pray Pray

All your evils will soon be revealed. Repent now!!

@wamunyota, you may be right, see no.4 below:

...there are four types of sleep:
1. One is to lie on the back: best
2. One is to sleep on the right side: best
3. One is to sleep on the left: not bad
4. And one is to sleep on the stomach that is the sleep of the devil.

@Alph, why is sleeping on the left not 'best'?

@mkeiy, it is "not bad"...

But sleeping on your stomach is definitely not healthy. I can share more details if you want...
A scientific report (released by the US government, I think in Nov 2000) said that it is one of the major causes of "cot death" which effects children under the age of three. CNN said that sleeping on the stomach is the worst position and leads to neck and back pain, increases wrinkles, and damages breasts i.e. a woman cannot maintain perky "airbags"

@Alph,Saidia brother kwa hii maneno ya sleeping on the left.

How safe is it?

@mkeiy, here is something that will shade some lights...

Quote:
Modern scientific studies have suggested a beneficial effect of right lateral decubitus position on the heart. In particular, one study assessed the autonomic effect of three sleep positions (supine, left lateral decubitus, and right lateral decubitus) in healthy subjects using spectral heart rate variability analysis. The results indicated that cardiac vagal activity was greatest when subjects were in the right lateral decubitus position. In addition, an animal study indicated that vagal stimulation has an antiarrhythmic effect. Several studies have demonstrated that the recumbent position affects autonomic nervous system activity in patients with congestive heart failure, and that there is attenuation of the sympathetic tone when subjects are in the right lateral decubitus position.





@Alph, Asante sana!
masukuma
#27 Posted : Wednesday, September 07, 2016 9:59:20 AM
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but let me ask... si you are only in control of the position you sleep in AT THE BEGINNING? it defaults back to some other "style" when uko autopilot..
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AlphDoti
#28 Posted : Wednesday, September 07, 2016 2:02:00 PM
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masukuma wrote:
but let me ask... si you are only in control of the position you sleep in AT THE BEGINNING? it defaults back to some other "style" when uko autopilot..

True.
tycho
#29 Posted : Wednesday, September 07, 2016 2:12:58 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
masukuma wrote:
but let me ask... si you are only in control of the position you sleep in AT THE BEGINNING? it defaults back to some other "style" when uko autopilot..

True.


While the issue of sleeping positions is given importance by many, my experience with dreams and sleeping positions doesn't support the proposition that 'bad' dreams are a result of say sleeping on my belly-something I rarely do. Or sleeping in a position deemed as 'not good'.

Dream quality is independent of sleeping position.
hardwood
#30 Posted : Wednesday, September 07, 2016 2:58:02 PM
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@Alph should have told us the whole truth, that he was referring to religion.

Quote:
In Islamic culture, some sleep positions are encouraged while others are discouraged based on the practice (Sunnah) and recommendations of Muhammad. Thus, many Muslims sleep on their right side, particularly, in the initial part of sleep. Muhammad said, “Whenever you go to bed, perform ablution like that for the prayer, and lie on your right side” [SM 2710). In description of the sleep of Muhammad, a Hadith states, “When the Prophet (pbuh) wants to go to sleep, he puts his right hand under his cheek” [SM 2713].
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