Rank: Elder Joined: 10/18/2008 Posts: 3,434 Location: Kerugoya
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Baratang wrote:aemathenge wrote:The stuff I have to come up with for my regular dose of 527 UhuRuto shillings sometimes cracks me up. Have a look at samples of the latest offerings on the MaheGoat Mahegoat Facebook Page, if you may. Your Sponsee does not reflect your Status; Get Her an Upgrade
Michael Jackson calls them PYTs, Pretty Young Things. The word out on the streets was Ndogo Ndogo. The language these days is sponsor and sponsee or mpango ya kango perhaps. But then you know what you call yours.
They are those lovely young ladies you trip the lights fantastic with on a regular basis in return for pouring some money.
Status Symbol
Does she fit your status in society? You live in a leafy suburb, drive a fuel guzzler, work for a conglomerate, or own an SME.
Your neonate attends Kindergarten not nursery or pre-unit. Your nipper is at finishing school, not high school and your teenager is a sophomore at USIU.
Your better half makes reservations at the beauty parlor and not a salon and watches Scandal but not Naija or Mexican/Hindi sub soap operas.
Why then should your sponsee be any worse. Get her an upgrade so that she attains the true level of your other status symbols. Instructor's demonstration perhaps...   Wrong by a wide mile. Want to give it another shot?
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