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Valentines 2015
Swenani
#21 Posted : Tuesday, February 10, 2015 2:39:36 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Wamunyota wrote:
Othelo wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Kama hutaki kusumbuliwa on saturday...zusha on Thursday! !!


How can yu zusha with all of them, effectively?

Anza leo...ask for the 'impossibles'. Mimo nilanza jana...two are down...remaining one!


Ulianza aje?
What did you demand which could not be given?


Ask them to MC you;Not all of them will,out of three only one will

Ask and suggest the impossible kama .... claim that you want the best vals ever in her ass...... you have heard stories of sweetness there smile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly What if she says yes?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
morre
#22 Posted : Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:01:55 PM
Rank: New-farer

Joined: 1/5/2011
Posts: 93
Swenani wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
Othelo wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Kama hutaki kusumbuliwa on saturday...zusha on Thursday! !!


How can yu zusha with all of them, effectively?

Anza leo...ask for the 'impossibles'. Mimo nilanza jana...two are down...remaining one!


Ulianza aje?
What did you demand which could not be given?


Ask them to MC you;Not all of them will,out of three only one will

Ask and suggest the impossible kama .... claim that you want the best vals ever in her ass...... you have heard stories of sweetness there smile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly What if she says yes?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
If you dont want to use plan B, have a good plan A.
Atalaku
#23 Posted : Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:09:12 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 9/7/2010
Posts: 1,063
Location: Kenya
morre wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
Othelo wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Atalaku wrote:
Kama hutaki kusumbuliwa on saturday...zusha on Thursday! !!


How can yu zusha with all of them, effectively?

Anza leo...ask for the 'impossibles'. Mimo nilanza jana...two are down...remaining one!


Ulianza aje?
What did you demand which could not be given?


Ask them to MC you;Not all of them will,out of three only one will

Ask and suggest the impossible kama .... claim that you want the best vals ever in her ass...... you have heard stories of sweetness there smile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly What if she says yes?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Akiangai! Out of 3 one will say yes...discard the two then experience the rear!!!
Wazua Cocoon
#24 Posted : Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:19:54 PM
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Joined: 9/28/2011
Posts: 86
Atalaku wrote:

Akiangai! Out of 3 one will say yes...discard the two then experience the rear!!!


Umeshangilia sana na haitakua any different from experiencing this!!!!

http://i.cdnnaij.com/o/x048DfeP0HKhfclxMngKAKaI.jpg


MaichBlack
#25 Posted : Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:27:32 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,910
Start cursing. There is a team building session in Naivasha on Saturday! Are they serious??? How can they put it on Saturday?

Saturday actually go to Naivasha or any noisy park and answer all phone calls. You can also scream to random strangers during the phone call "Wee, Jose, you can't see am on phone?" Then you can spend the rest of the February and March making it up to them one at a time!!! He he he. If they know your work mates, go to plan B. That will be provided by wamapicha!!!

Alternatively, take the easy route. Wacha maneno ya hapa kule hapa kule. Get one fabulous chick and stick to her.

Wazua Ladies, help the men out here. You have perfected these manenos better than the men!!! Ama your tricks work only on men.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Tokyo
#26 Posted : Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:36:54 PM
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Joined: 10/9/2006
Posts: 1,502
Simple. Pretend you have forgotten
work to prosper
morre
#27 Posted : Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:48:47 PM
Rank: New-farer

Joined: 1/5/2011
Posts: 93
Tokyo wrote:
Simple. Pretend you have forgotten


They will remind you... they have started doing it!!
If you dont want to use plan B, have a good plan A.
Swenani
#28 Posted : Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:53:03 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
MaichBlack wrote:
Start cursing. There is a team building session in Naivasha on Saturday! Are they serious??? How can they put it on Saturday?

Saturday actually go to Naivasha or any noisy park and answer all phone calls. You can also scream to random strangers during the phone call "Wee, Jose, you can't see am on phone?" Then you can spend the rest of the February and March making it up to them one at a time!!! He he he. If they know your work mates, go to plan B. That will be provided by wamapicha!!!

Alternatively, take the easy route. Wacha maneno ya hapa kule hapa kule. Get one fabulous chick and stick to her.

Wazua Ladies, help the men out here. You have perfected these manenos better than the men!!! Ama your tricks work only on men.


Or plan C get drunk properly on Friday to the extent that you wont be able to wake up on saturday upto around 3.00pm and when you wake up at 3pm,you will spend the remaining hours nursing your hangover and vomitting
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Impunity
#29 Posted : Tuesday, February 10, 2015 3:54:21 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
morre wrote:
Tokyo wrote:
Simple. Pretend you have forgotten


They will remind you... they have started doing it!!


Kwani hawa ni wanyama gani? Simba mla watu?Mbona wanaogofya sana hivi?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Wamunyota
#30 Posted : Tuesday, February 10, 2015 4:01:22 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 6/23/2014
Posts: 1,652
Tokyo wrote:
Simple. Pretend you have forgotten

This is the last thing you want to do.
Valentine aint about you but about her and her girlfriends.She needs to brag to her friends about how special she is to you.She needs to feel loved.
A nice guy will forget the day and he is f***ed.
A bad boy will give her something she can brag to her friends.
Hutia Mundu!!
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