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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Mimi nashangaa tu..  Women can smell a dead rat before it dies so face them-gosh one would think it's a thread on vampires. You'd be shocked to discover that she knows WHY you are doing what you are doing and has devised a plan to counter and protect herself. It's in her closet awaiting disappointment.Wewe ndio utawachwa kwa cctv! Men are too predictable,don't even attempt.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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MaichBlack wrote:morre wrote:Siringi wrote:Iko ingine hapa for private developers only Mr Singh izi ni tuploti tungapi isinya??  city market if you have 500, you get good tuflowers... then buy chocolates apo turskys karibu na city market as you buy kuku ya kienyeji to go cook (very romantic) for your loved one. Ama ununue tuflowers hapo Westlands leo @200/= uweke kwa fridge ya job ama ya neighbour. He he he. #justkidding. On a serious note, 2.4m??? Kwani what are we buying? Even when I get to the level that I can throw such kind of money around aimlessly, I will not. That money can change the lives of A NUMBER of people for ever! I would rather do something charitable with the money. That would be more fulfilling. I just saw a kid in today's paper who is offering to sell a kidney to finance his education. He is from some village I guess in Western or somewhere. He got 372 last year but one but had to repeat so that the sister can join Form 1. Last KCSE he got 401 and was admitted to Mangu High school but the father still cannot afford the fee. How many such kids can I educate with 2.4m? I know kuna saa ya kuwa serious na saa ya kujibamba but 2.4m in one night is obscene! You can spend 100k or less on the Mrs. and 2.3m on needy Kenyans and still have the time of your life. That is if you have that kind of money to begin with! Ditto,  ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,822 Location: Nairobi
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I generally don't do anything special for valentines day. haven't done in years and not planning to do for years to come. All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/25/2012 Posts: 4,105 Location: 08c
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Asi Siringi wrote:wacha kulia lia hapa fanya mambo  Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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masukuma wrote:I generally don't do anything special for valentines day. haven't done in years and not planning to do for years to come. Thank God you married a Kiuk lady! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Who knows whether ladies with a few-weeks newborn remember valentines? #AskingForAFRIEND 
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Impunity wrote:masukuma wrote:I generally don't do anything special for valentines day. haven't done in years and not planning to do for years to come. Thank God you married a Kiuk lady! Masupussy is married to a lunje If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/14/2012 Posts: 577 Location: Nairobi Kenya
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Swenani wrote:Impunity wrote:masukuma wrote:I generally don't do anything special for valentines day. haven't done in years and not planning to do for years to come. Thank God you married a Kiuk lady! Masupussy is married to a lunje Masu - what?? Before I die - i will touch the sky!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,822 Location: Nairobi
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tuwache matusi za ukweli! wacha live matusi.... tupa matusi ya rubber! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 1/21/2015 Posts: 31
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HAHA, if she says Yes, pretend you are very angered by her accepting such crazy thing! especially from her a redeemed christian!!... Ask & it'll be given to you,seek & you shall find..Mathew:7:7
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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masukuma wrote:tuwache matusi za ukweli! wacha live matusi.... tupa matusi ya rubber! Pole chief! If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 1,063 Location: Kenya
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Does anybody have the contacts of kempiski villa rossa? I need a reservation for that presidential suite. The numbers I have are not going through!!!
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Atalaku wrote:Does anybody have the contacts of kempiski villa rossa? I need a reservation for that presidential suite. The numbers I have are not going through!!! I just booked the one for KES 2.4 Call them on 0722000000 tomake a reservation for the mini presidential suite If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,822 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:masukuma wrote:I generally don't do anything special for valentines day. haven't done in years and not planning to do for years to come. Thank God you married a Kiuk lady! actually hao ndio wanasumbua! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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washiku wrote:Who knows whether ladies with a few-weeks newborn remember valentines? #AskingForAFRIEND Haisaidii.Wembe ni ule ule Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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kysse wrote:Mimi nashangaa tu.. Women can smell a dead rat before it dies so face them-gosh one would think it's a thread on vampires. You'd be shocked to discover that she knows WHY you are doing what you are doing and has devised a plan to counter and protect herself. It's in her closet awaiting disappointment.Wewe ndio utawachwa kwa cctv! Men are too predictable,don't even attempt. Well the main reason why most men detest this day is because its a reminder that a woman has needs and expectations that men mayn't meet.We hate doing things that everyone else is doing and we pretend that we dictate whatever happens in our relationships but in reality we don't.How many men do the wedding willfully without duress? Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,585
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Actually it might be worse. Ever heard of "Perinatal Depression" or "Postpartum Mood Disorders"? You need to Google them NOW!!! Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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Wewe umechizi!! Hutia Mundu!!
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