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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Muriel wrote:kiash wrote:Mine is a response to those who always criticize the diasporans, a disaporan to a Kenyan is like a Nairobian to a village guy. When you go visit the village in shorts just because you are from the city, this is the same way a disaporan will come home sagging his trousers. When you go asking for cold tusker malt in the village bar yet you know the fridge stopped working in January it’s the same way a disaporan will ask for a Budweiser .You claim the disporans come home with outdated electronics, yet you forget you donate your old electronics to the village folks. Some guys when they visit the village and never talk about their jobs in the city only to be brought back one day in a coffin for the village to know that the guy was actually a .
Just some few Kenyan habits
.Running away after seeing the alcoblow
.Booze at the end of the month only to start asking for money on the 15th from friends and advance from the boss.
.Going to shagz on krissy ama bouncing castles. .Showing off on a car bought on loan payable at 18% (what a rip off)
.Buying a phone worth a month salary.
.Eating fatty foods coz kitambi is a sign of good health.
.Not observing speed limit yet ukishikwa , I did not see the speed sign.
.Watching European league (timu yetu) as if you own them with kina Abramovitch.
.Waiting for freebies, from serikali, scooping fuel.
.Voting for questionable fellows only to start crying wolf after the elections.
.Crossing roads anyhowly, politicking day in day out. The list is endless.
Peculiar habits die hard, they say. If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,935
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Muriel wrote:kiash wrote:Mine is a response to those who always criticize the diasporans, a disaporan to a Kenyan is like a Nairobian to a village guy. When you go visit the village in shorts just because you are from the city, this is the same way a disaporan will come home sagging his trousers. When you go asking for cold tusker malt in the village bar yet you know the fridge stopped working in January it’s the same way a disaporan will ask for a Budweiser .You claim the disporans come home with outdated electronics, yet you forget you donate your old electronics to the village folks. Some guys when they visit the village and never talk about their jobs in the city only to be brought back one day in a coffin for the village to know that the guy was actually a .
Just some few Kenyan habits
.Running away after seeing the alcoblow
.Booze at the end of the month only to start asking for money on the 15th from friends and advance from the boss.
.Going to shagz on krissy ama bouncing castles. .Showing off on a car bought on loan payable at 18% (what a rip off)
.Buying a phone worth a month salary.
.Eating fatty foods coz kitambi is a sign of good health.
.Not observing speed limit yet ukishikwa , I did not see the speed sign.
.Watching European league (timu yetu) as if you own them with kina Abramovitch.
.Waiting for freebies, from serikali, scooping fuel.
.Voting for questionable fellows only to start crying wolf after the elections.
.Crossing roads anyhowly, politicking day in day out. The list is endless.
Old habits die hard, they say. Noticed that yesterday  In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/19/2009 Posts: 3,142
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Swenani wrote:Muriel wrote:kiash wrote:Mine is a response to those who always criticize the diasporans, a disaporan to a Kenyan is like a Nairobian to a village guy. When you go visit the village in shorts just because you are from the city, this is the same way a disaporan will come home sagging his trousers. When you go asking for cold tusker malt in the village bar yet you know the fridge stopped working in January it’s the same way a disaporan will ask for a Budweiser .You claim the disporans come home with outdated electronics, yet you forget you donate your old electronics to the village folks. Some guys when they visit the village and never talk about their jobs in the city only to be brought back one day in a coffin for the village to know that the guy was actually a .
Just some few Kenyan habits
.Running away after seeing the alcoblow
.Booze at the end of the month only to start asking for money on the 15th from friends and advance from the boss.
.Going to shagz on krissy ama bouncing castles. .Showing off on a car bought on loan payable at 18% (what a rip off)
.Buying a phone worth a month salary.
.Eating fatty foods coz kitambi is a sign of good health.
.Not observing speed limit yet ukishikwa , I did not see the speed sign.
.Watching European league (timu yetu) as if you own them with kina Abramovitch.
.Waiting for freebies, from serikali, scooping fuel.
.Voting for questionable fellows only to start crying wolf after the elections.
.Crossing roads anyhowly, politicking day in day out. The list is endless.
Peculiar habits die hard, they say. Hello there, brother?
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/19/2009 Posts: 3,142
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Angelica _ann wrote:Muriel wrote:kiash wrote:Mine is a response to those who always criticize the diasporans, a disaporan to a Kenyan is like a Nairobian to a village guy. When you go visit the village in shorts just because you are from the city, this is the same way a disaporan will come home sagging his trousers. When you go asking for cold tusker malt in the village bar yet you know the fridge stopped working in January it’s the same way a disaporan will ask for a Budweiser .You claim the disporans come home with outdated electronics, yet you forget you donate your old electronics to the village folks. Some guys when they visit the village and never talk about their jobs in the city only to be brought back one day in a coffin for the village to know that the guy was actually a .
Just some few Kenyan habits
.Running away after seeing the alcoblow
.Booze at the end of the month only to start asking for money on the 15th from friends and advance from the boss.
.Going to shagz on krissy ama bouncing castles. .Showing off on a car bought on loan payable at 18% (what a rip off)
.Buying a phone worth a month salary.
.Eating fatty foods coz kitambi is a sign of good health.
.Not observing speed limit yet ukishikwa , I did not see the speed sign.
.Watching European league (timu yetu) as if you own them with kina Abramovitch.
.Waiting for freebies, from serikali, scooping fuel.
.Voting for questionable fellows only to start crying wolf after the elections.
.Crossing roads anyhowly, politicking day in day out. The list is endless.
Old habits die hard, they say. Noticed that yesterday And like any typical Kenyan, you kept quiet, only to cry wolf now? Laugh Laugh Laugh
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Muriel wrote:kiash wrote:Mine is a response to those who always criticize the diasporans, a disaporan to a Kenyan is like a Nairobian to a village guy. When you go visit the village in shorts just because you are from the city, this is the same way a disaporan will come home sagging his trousers. When you go asking for cold tusker malt in the village bar yet you know the fridge stopped working in January it’s the same way a disaporan will ask for a Budweiser .You claim the disporans come home with outdated electronics, yet you forget you donate your old electronics to the village folks. Some guys when they visit the village and never talk about their jobs in the city only to be brought back one day in a coffin for the village to know that the guy was actually a .
Just some few Kenyan habits
.Running away after seeing the alcoblow
.Booze at the end of the month only to start asking for money on the 15th from friends and advance from the boss.
.Going to shagz on krissy ama bouncing castles. .Showing off on a car bought on loan payable at 18% (what a rip off)
.Buying a phone worth a month salary.
.Eating fatty foods coz kitambi is a sign of good health.
.Not observing speed limit yet ukishikwa , I did not see the speed sign.
.Watching European league (timu yetu) as if you own them with kina Abramovitch.
.Waiting for freebies, from serikali, scooping fuel.
.Voting for questionable fellows only to start crying wolf after the elections.
.Crossing roads anyhowly, politicking day in day out. The list is endless.
Old habits die hard, they say. Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Swenani wrote:Rankaz13 wrote:kysse wrote:kiash wrote:Mine is a response to those who always criticize the diasporans, a disaporan to a Kenyan is like a Nairobian to a village guy. When you go visit the village in shorts just because you are from the city, this is the same way a disaporan will come home sagging his trousers. When you go asking for cold tusker malt in the village bar yet you know the fridge stopped working in January it’s the same way a disaporan will ask for a Budweiser .You claim the disporans come home with outdated electronics, yet you forget you donate your old electronics to the village folks. Some guys when they visit the village and never talk about their jobs in the city only to be brought back one day in a coffin for the village to know that the guy was actually a .
Just some few Kenyan habits
.Running away after seeing the alcoblow
.Booze at the end of the month only to start asking for money on the 15th from friends and advance from the boss.
.Going to shagz on krissy ama bouncing castles. .Showing off on a car bought on loan payable at 18% (what a rip off)
.Buying a phone worth a month salary.
.Eating fatty foods coz kitambi is a sign of good health.
.Not observing speed limit yet ukishikwa , I did not see the speed sign.
.Watching European league (timu yetu) as if you own them with kina Abramovitch.
.Waiting for freebies, from serikali, scooping fuel.
.Voting for questionable fellows only to start crying wolf after the elections.
.Crossing roads anyhowly, politicking day in day out. The list is endless.
The term women first is unheard of, you will find grown men pushing women aside at bus stops even the expectant or handicapped ones are not spared.Very Uncouth in language.No public etiquitte. We love crowds.No wonder our mentality . We are last minute people.There 's always sufficient time till d day. We are not cultured as we would like the world to believe. I think we are confused. We suffer from zubaa syndrome. Ukitaka more,I will unleash. Been on the receiving end of that at a time when I was temporarily disabled and had to use crutches. I noticed perhaps the only women spared that indignity are women in those sharp, high heeled shoes. (incidentally, why are so many of our public places/spaces so 'disability-unfriendly?  ) I thought you were a man!!!!!! But I also hope that when you were temporarily disabled you were not the one who was begging along Nyayo stadium!!!!  Dude, you're funny!! Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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 Not minding own business
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/9/2011 Posts: 730 Location: Nairobi
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the first time you came to wazua a few years ago I was among those that were on your case. But today I agree with two of the things you mention that get my goat every single time kiash wrote:Mine is a response to those who always criticize the diasporans, a disaporan to a Kenyan is like a Nairobian to a village guy. When you go visit the village in shorts just because you are from the city, this is the same way a disaporan will come home sagging his trousers. When you go asking for cold tusker malt in the village bar yet you know the fridge stopped working in January it’s the same way a disaporan will ask for a Budweiser .You claim the disporans come home with outdated electronics, yet you forget you donate your old electronics to the village folks. Some guys when they visit the village and never talk about their jobs in the city only to be brought back one day in a coffin for the village to know that the guy was actually a .
Just some few Kenyan habits
.Running away after seeing the alcoblow
.Booze at the end of the month only to start asking for money on the 15th from friends and advance from the boss.
.Going to shagz on krissy ama bouncing castles. .Showing off on a car bought on loan payable at 18% (what a rip off)
.Buying a phone worth a month salary.
.Eating fatty foods coz kitambi is a sign of good health.
.Not observing speed limit yet ukishikwa , I did not see the speed sign.
.Watching European league (timu yetu) as if you own them with kina Abramovitch.
.Waiting for freebies, from serikali, scooping fuel.
.Voting for questionable fellows only to start crying wolf after the elections.
.Crossing roads anyhowly, politicking day in day out. The list is endless.
our goals are best achieved indirectly
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/9/2006 Posts: 1,502
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kiash wrote:Mine is a response to those who always criticize the diasporans, a disaporan to a Kenyan is like a Nairobian to a village guy. When you go visit the village in shorts just because you are from the city, this is the same way a disaporan will come home sagging his trousers. When you go asking for cold tusker malt in the village bar yet you know the fridge stopped working in January it’s the same way a disaporan will ask for a Budweiser .You claim the disporans come home with outdated electronics, yet you forget you donate your old electronics to the village folks. Some guys when they visit the village and never talk about their jobs in the city only to be brought back one day in a coffin for the village to know that the guy was actually a .
Just some few Kenyan habits
.Running away after seeing the alcoblow
.Booze at the end of the month only to start asking for money on the 15th from friends and advance from the boss.
.Going to shagz on krissy ama bouncing castles. .Showing off on a car bought on loan payable at 18% (what a rip off)
.Buying a phone worth a month salary.
.Eating fatty foods coz kitambi is a sign of good health.
.Not observing speed limit yet ukishikwa , I did not see the speed sign.
.Watching European league (timu yetu) as if you own them with kina Abramovitch.
.Waiting for freebies, from serikali, scooping fuel.
.Voting for questionable fellows only to start crying wolf after the elections.
.Crossing roads anyhowly, politicking day in day out. The list is endless.
i  On point work to prosper
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/4/2007 Posts: 1,162
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To Diasporians: how can you be an engineer or such in Kenya making a good living and then you go america to get employed to wipe old as**s?
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