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Damn! I messed up, she's in a foul mood
Swenani
#21 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:08:59 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Money Whisperer wrote:
leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?

MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?

Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal

ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu

Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.

ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki

Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush.


Tell her, you wanted to surprise her by forgetting her birthday and see whether she will remember that you forgot her birthday.

She will be confused!
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Money Whisperer
#22 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:17:00 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 8/7/2010
Posts: 728
Location: Wazuaville
Swenani wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?

MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?

Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal

ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu

Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.

ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki

Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush.


Tell her, you wanted to surprise her by forgetting her birthday and see whether she will remember that you forgot her birthday.

She will be confused!

Laughing out loudly Applause Applause Applause hio kali. wanaume siwanajua kujitoa kwa manhole
"Money never sleeps"
PeterReborn
#23 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:21:49 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 1/3/2014
Posts: 1,063
simonkabz wrote:
maka wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
I was away and forgot to log out of the home laptop, so my FB was accessed for a whole month. Woi! Lesson learnt: simple stuff like not logging out can cost you a car! (sema corruption!)

smile kutekwa nyara...Hii ya log in inakuanga mbaya sana can leave you paranoid for ages.


Actually I realized you can corrupt your way smile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Hiyo inakuanga temporary reprieve.Ukikosea tena anakumbuka makosa ya kitambo.
Consistency is better than intensity
rest.easy
#24 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:25:42 PM
Rank: New-farer

Joined: 7/9/2010
Posts: 39
Money Whisperer wrote:
Swenani wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?

MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?

Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal

ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu

Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.

ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki

Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush.


Tell her, you wanted to surprise her by forgetting her birthday and see whether she will remember that you forgot her birthday.

She will be confused!

Laughing out loudly Applause Applause Applause hio kali. wanaume siwanajua kujitoa kwa manhole


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
I'm also confused!!
2012
#25 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:30:03 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 6,592
Location: Nairobi
PeterReborn wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
2012 wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?

MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?

Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal

ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu

Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.

ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki

Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush.


If you're not married to her, why are you worried if she finds out that you are cheating? I've never understood.

respect in a relationship is paramount, the fact that you try as hard not to hurt her and showing madharau shows you are funda

But u r a funda by cheating on her and forgetting her bday and worrying that u will spend 5k on her.This means u have no intention of taking the relationship to the next level.


Why care and get heart attacks of being discovered a cheat by someone you don't care that much about? Isn't it easier to just let her know that you just wanna be bed buddies?

BBI will solve it
:)
Swenani
#26 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:33:18 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
2012 wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
2012 wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?

MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?

Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal

ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu

Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.

ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki

Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush.


If you're not married to her, why are you worried if she finds out that you are cheating? I've never understood.

respect in a relationship is paramount, the fact that you try as hard not to hurt her and showing madharau shows you are funda

But u r a funda by cheating on her and forgetting her bday and worrying that u will spend 5k on her.This means u have no intention of taking the relationship to the next level.


Why care and get heart attacks of being discovered a cheat by someone you don't care that much about? Isn't it easier to just let her know that you just wanna be bed buddies?


Mwanaume ni variety! The mere fact that you are cheating on her doesn't mean that you don't love/care for her.In fact if you did'nt care/love her, you wont cheat on her;you will just dump her smile smile
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
PeterReborn
#27 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:36:26 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 1/3/2014
Posts: 1,063
2012 wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
2012 wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?

MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?

Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal

ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu

Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.

ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki

Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush.


If you're not married to her, why are you worried if she finds out that you are cheating? I've never understood.

respect in a relationship is paramount, the fact that you try as hard not to hurt her and showing madharau shows you are funda

But u r a funda by cheating on her and forgetting her bday and worrying that u will spend 5k on her.This means u have no intention of taking the relationship to the next level.


Why care and get heart attacks of being discovered a cheat by someone you don't care that much about? Isn't it easier to just let her know that you just wanna be bed buddies?

True.But he wants to have his cake and eat it.If he tells her that he just want to bed her she will walk away.He doesnt want to fully commit to her because he wants to continue eating Wa Gas.
Consistency is better than intensity
Impunity
#28 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:36:40 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,333
Location: Masada
mkenyan wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?

MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?

Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal

ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu

Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.

ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki

Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush.

Laughing out loudly



She farted at what stage?

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simonkabz
#29 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:37:32 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
PeterReborn wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
maka wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
I was away and forgot to log out of the home laptop, so my FB was accessed for a whole month. Woi! Lesson learnt: simple stuff like not logging out can cost you a car! (sema corruption!)

smile kutekwa nyara...Hii ya log in inakuanga mbaya sana can leave you paranoid for ages.


Actually I realized you can corrupt your way smile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Hiyo inakuanga temporary reprieve.Ukikosea tena anakumbuka makosa ya kitambo.

Hiyo temporary sawa kabisa. I'd rather postpone the fire-spitting smile
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
PeterReborn
#30 Posted : Wednesday, June 25, 2014 2:38:12 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 1/3/2014
Posts: 1,063
Swenani wrote:
2012 wrote:
PeterReborn wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
2012 wrote:
Money Whisperer wrote:
leo morning I called her said goodmorning uko poa maniaje niaje, then good day. settling down behind my comp, text comes in. I check, it's msupa. kwani si we just talked?

MSUPA: nikuulize kitu?

Panic. nimedo? I check my phone kama nimewacha evidence. Jacqueline is still saved as Jack wa Gas (she farted once that's why gas). base covered. call log. Check. SMS received. Check. Sent folder. Check. all boxes check, so I decided to be the gentleman, never say no to your gal

ME: Sure. shoot. uliza tu

Ok sweating kiasi I fear being blind-spotted. Again I go through my itinerary trying to troubleshoot. I call my bro to ask siku ile I said i was going to his place kama msupa called to confirm. No. he says. Good.

ME; uliza tu sweetie. kwani is what?
MSUPA: yaani ilikua b/day yangu na hukumbuki

Shiet! nilikua nimeforget. now I have to make it up by a powerful dinner. 5K yangu down na gari inaitisha bush.


If you're not married to her, why are you worried if she finds out that you are cheating? I've never understood.

respect in a relationship is paramount, the fact that you try as hard not to hurt her and showing madharau shows you are funda

But u r a funda by cheating on her and forgetting her bday and worrying that u will spend 5k on her.This means u have no intention of taking the relationship to the next level.


Why care and get heart attacks of being discovered a cheat by someone you don't care that much about? Isn't it easier to just let her know that you just wanna be bed buddies?


Mwanaume ni variety! The mere fact that you are cheating on her doesn't mean that you don't love/care for her.In fact if you did'nt care/love her, you wont cheat on her;you will just dump her smile smile

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Consistency is better than intensity
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