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#41 Posted : Saturday, May 24, 2014 1:18:52 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Castigating East while using 80% stuff made in China!


Na saa hio uko Thika Rd!d'oh!
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Kihara joni
#42 Posted : Saturday, May 24, 2014 1:33:23 PM
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Adjusting their landing gears in public, I try telling my lady that am usually not aware am doing it until she pinches or hits me.
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Gathige
#43 Posted : Saturday, May 24, 2014 5:48:35 PM
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Kihara joni wrote:
Adjusting their landing gears in public, I try telling my lady that am usually not aware am doing it until she pinches or hits me.



You adjust with your hand in the pocket not the other way round. It always has the habit of getting out of the "designated area"
"Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
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kysse
#44 Posted : Saturday, May 24, 2014 7:14:09 PM
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... Shaking hands.
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Pesa Nane
#45 Posted : Saturday, May 24, 2014 7:15:38 PM
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Believing they won Ksh. 250,000.00 in the "Koniwa Ushinde Promo"

- Silly!
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Coolio
#46 Posted : Saturday, May 24, 2014 7:43:57 PM
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Scratching rear ranks in public.
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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Othelo
#47 Posted : Friday, May 30, 2014 9:30:45 AM
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Chewing gum for 3 hours bublling it out! Eve laddies Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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Othelo
#48 Posted : Friday, May 30, 2014 9:33:03 AM
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Impunity wrote:
chemos wrote:
Sonko wants to sleep next to DPORK



Ati MP for Meru, he thinks muzungu knows what the heol is meru?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Kwanza is there an MP for Meru in the 1st place!
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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Swenani
#49 Posted : Friday, May 30, 2014 9:43:09 AM
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Ladies kukazia landing rights Aaaarg d'oh! d'oh!
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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harrydre
#50 Posted : Friday, May 30, 2014 12:22:05 PM
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Kuomba serikali - expecting GoK to solve all their problems.

Loove freebies - anything free they rush safety last in their minds.

i.am.back!!!!
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washiku
#51 Posted : Friday, May 30, 2014 2:36:48 PM
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On Mpesa, buying airtime yet the intention was to send money. How does that really happen by the way? What causes that confusion?

Send Money is the number one item on Mpesa...If there was a mistake, I would expect people who erroneously wanted to buy airtime but they sent money instead. But the reverse is just wierd...plus majority I have heard of will buy airtime for self and yet they wanted to send money to someone totally different.
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#52 Posted : Friday, May 30, 2014 3:04:54 PM
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Othelo
#53 Posted : Tuesday, June 03, 2014 1:35:15 PM
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Team Otoyo waiting for the hand to fall!
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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McReggae
#54 Posted : Tuesday, June 03, 2014 1:58:45 PM
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washiku wrote:
On Mpesa, buying airtime yet the intention was to send money. How does that really happen by the way? What causes that confusion?

Send Money is the number one item on Mpesa...If there was a mistake, I would expect people who erroneously wanted to buy airtime but they sent money instead. But the reverse is just wierd...plus majority I have heard of will buy airtime for self and yet they wanted to send money to someone totally different.


The amount of money you can send if you wanted to buy airtime is normally little and thus nobody ever complains about it.......I think it happens more than the latter!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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conos
#55 Posted : Tuesday, June 03, 2014 2:17:03 PM
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Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you OUR POLICTICIANS/GUEST OF HONOURS, CONVEYING GREETINGS THAT THEY WERE NEVER SENT IN THE FIRST PLACE...'nilikuwa ndumbei na watu wa ndumbei wakawasalimia shana, mmzezipokea x3...'Shame on you Shame on you and some wazuans when they visit shagz repeat the same Brick wall
ukiona choo kwa ndoto usiingie, ni mtego!
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Othelo
#56 Posted : Tuesday, June 03, 2014 2:20:04 PM
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conos wrote:
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you OUR POLICTICIANS/GUEST OF HONOURS, CONVEYING GREETINGS THAT THEY WERE NEVER SENT IN THE FIRST PLACE...'nilikuwa ndumbei na watu wa ndumbei wakawasalimia shana, mmzezipokea x3...'Shame on you Shame on you and some wazuans when they visit shagz repeat the same Brick wall

Being sent by the local shaggs church to greet Nai cogregagtion ... saa ngapi utapewa hiyo chance!
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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#57 Posted : Tuesday, June 03, 2014 6:20:03 PM
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Funeral contributions.
I went to this extremely rich family's funeral gathering and someone announced that the harambee was on Friday???

BBI will solve it :)
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Forester
#58 Posted : Tuesday, June 03, 2014 6:33:44 PM
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Niletee.....ukienda kiashland!NKT!
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs - Farrah Gray.
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Gathige
#59 Posted : Tuesday, June 03, 2014 10:34:35 PM
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Mass actions around July 7th aka Saba Saba
"Things that matter most must never be at the mercy of things that matter least." Goethe
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kysse
#60 Posted : Tuesday, June 03, 2014 10:50:48 PM
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washiku wrote:
On Mpesa, buying airtime yet the intention was to send money. How does that really happen by the way? What causes that confusion?

Send Money is the number one item on Mpesa...If there was a mistake, I would expect people who erroneously wanted to buy airtime but they sent money instead. But the reverse is just wierd...plus majority I have heard of will buy airtime for self and yet they wanted to send money to someone totally different.


It's more like reflex and I fell victim.
Wanted to withdraw from mpesa but I ended up buying airtime worth 10k.I almost collapsed not knowing that the transaction was reversable.
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