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washiku		#21 Posted : Wednesday, February 26, 2014 12:26:30 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Wazuans will finish my ribs at this rate A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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washiku		#22 Posted : Wednesday, February 26, 2014 12:31:59 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		majimaji wrote: captain kirk wrote: @Jag, go for it. Nairobi car hire services 45,000 daily 6:30 a.m to 6:00 pm in Nbi. I suggest @ Swenani hook you up with a hot looking decently dressed fish to complete the picture.Remember what Kabogo said about marriage and leadership and single people. I have several fishes you can choose from, 5k per day. no extras. @Majimaji...giving out fish? Iko majimaji pia? A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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theman192000		#23 Posted : Wednesday, February 26, 2014 2:03:45 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 7/11/2008 Posts: 401		Swenani wrote: ZZE123 wrote: McReggae wrote: jaggernaut wrote: My former primary school has invited me for a harambee next weekend and I want to hire a RR sports (strictly a black KBX or KBY) so that i can make a grand entry at the function. I have hired my taxi guy to be my driver for the day, and the bouncer at my local to act as my bodyguard. My Toyota will act as a chase car. The arrangement is that when we arrive at the function, my bodyguard will enthusiastically open the car door for me, salute me, and also carry my briefcase containing the donation, while the driver will park the car, spend the whole time wiping the dust off the car etc, and pick me at the dias after the function. I will ask my 'bodyguard' to make several calls to my phone when am at the dias and I will be handing the phone to him 'to take' my calls. At the function I will make a monetary donation, and also give some desktop computers (ex UK refurbished) to the school and promise to pay fees for any pupil from the school who will be admitted to a national school after sitting the 2014 kcpe exam. I have also paid some 3 respected wazees from the area (who are scheduled to speak at the function), to beg me to consider representing the constituency in Parliament in the next elections since "I have proven to be development conscious, unlike the current MP who disappeared to Nairobi after he was elected". So how much will the RR cost me to hire for a day? Goood one, how much will your donation be? @Jagger - So how much?? Write a post dated cheque of Kshs.2million, then go to your bank to report loss of your cheque book no need for that. With cheques capped at 1 million, a 2 million cheque will automatically bounce.
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Swenani		#24 Posted : Wednesday, February 26, 2014 2:23:45 PM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		washiku wrote: majimaji wrote: captain kirk wrote: @Jag, go for it. Nairobi car hire services 45,000 daily 6:30 a.m to 6:00 pm in Nbi. I suggest @ Swenani hook you up with a hot looking decently dressed fish to complete the picture.Remember what Kabogo said about marriage and leadership and single people. I have several fishes you can choose from, 5k per day. no extras. @Majimaji...giving out fish? Iko majimaji pia? Samaki ya nyumba imeanza kukauka? It means that you dont excited her anymore and she is used to you by now.Very soon you will start eating fish from the ocean and she will be eaten by other fish mongers.This is the right time to put the bun in the oven.Atleast the bun will excite both of you for the next two years. For more relationship advice and related costs don't hesitate to contact me If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Lolest!		#25 Posted : Wednesday, February 26, 2014 2:40:21 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma		Swenani wrote: captain kirk wrote: @Jag, go for it. Nairobi car hire services 45,000 daily 6:30 a.m to 6:00 pm in Nbi. I suggest @ Swenani hook you up with a hot looking decently dressed fish to complete the picture.Remember what Kabogo said about marriage and leadership and single people. No he doesn't need more expenses for a hot looking fish, he will easily attract the female teachers for free fish eating overnight.You can always invite me as a back up incase they are too many willing female teachers on offer
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Impunity		#26 Posted : Wednesday, February 26, 2014 4:29:18 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada		Swenani wrote: washiku wrote: majimaji wrote: captain kirk wrote: @Jag, go for it. Nairobi car hire services 45,000 daily 6:30 a.m to 6:00 pm in Nbi. I suggest @ Swenani hook you up with a hot looking decently dressed fish to complete the picture.Remember what Kabogo said about marriage and leadership and single people. I have several fishes you can choose from, 5k per day. no extras. @Majimaji...giving out fish? Iko majimaji pia? Samaki ya nyumba imeanza kukauka? It means that you dont excited her anymore and she is used to you by now.Very soon you will start eating fish from the ocean and she will be eaten by other fish mongers.This is the right time to put the bun in the oven.Atleast the bun will excite both of you for the next two years. For more relationship advice and related costs don't hesitate to contact me I also saw that majimaji comment from @washiku and could not believe it...thought of kiukess and cabbages.... JUST HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED IN JUST 8 MONTHS...!!!$$$ Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Angelica _ann		#27 Posted : Friday, February 28, 2014 12:32:48 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,936		jaggernaut wrote: Computer problem - HELP! SAIDIA!!! My laptop cannot start and is giving me the following message: "Windows XP could not start because the following file is missing or corrupt: \WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\CONFIG\SYSTEM You can attempt to repair this file by starting Windows Setup using the original Setup CD-ROM. Select 'r' at the first screen to start repair." Now my biggest worry is if i will lose my data with the repair process. Also don't have the setup CDROM. Experts pls saidia. Use the money to hire Range Rover to buy a decent laptop! In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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ZZE123		#28 Posted : Friday, February 28, 2014 1:41:51 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490		Angelica _ann wrote: Use the money to hire Range Rover to buy a decent laptop! The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Kratos		#29 Posted : Friday, February 28, 2014 1:51:26 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/19/2011 Posts: 1,694		ZZE123 wrote: Angelica _ann wrote: Use the money to hire Range Rover to buy a decent laptop! “People will believe a big lie sooner than a little one, and if you repeat it frequently enough, people will sooner or later believe it.” ― Walter C. Langer
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Lolest!		#30 Posted : Friday, February 28, 2014 2:03:36 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma		ZZE123 wrote: Angelica _ann wrote: Use the money to hire Range Rover to buy a decent laptop!
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