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rryyzz
#21 Posted : Friday, November 08, 2013 11:42:22 AM
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rryyzz wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
MADE wrote:
Reminds me of a pastor in Nakuru who deserted his wife during honeymoon upon discovering that the woman had fooled him of her beauty by patchy use of cosmetics. She had forgotten to bleach her back!


d'oh! Dude wasn't allowed even a sneak-peek prior to acquiring full landing rights?d'oh!

Si ni pastor. Are pastors allowed to sneak peek??? @Mukiri should hear you lol


Pastor has already made his comment on this, hadn't noticed.
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.... Leo Buscaglia
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Uram
#22 Posted : Friday, November 08, 2013 12:19:05 PM
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There are no ugly people. Everyone is beautiful in some way. What I reckon is that,
VERY beautiful people exist.
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Coolio
#23 Posted : Friday, November 08, 2013 3:03:11 PM
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xyzee wrote:
Coolio wrote:
Good morning Wazuans, am now baba somebody so nawakiribisha wote Chai ni mob..

@coolio

This is avery inapropriate thread to break such news.

Pongezi lakini.

Uneaerth bun in the oven for me please.
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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Pesa Nane
#24 Posted : Friday, November 08, 2013 3:16:51 PM
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xyzee wrote:
Coolio wrote:
Good morning Wazuans, am now baba somebody so nawakiribisha wote Chai ni mob..

@coolio

This is avery inapropriate thread to break such news.

Pongezi lakini.


Can you say what you are saying smile smile
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Pesa Nane
#25 Posted : Friday, November 08, 2013 3:21:43 PM
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Uram wrote:
There are no ugly people. Everyone is beautiful in some way. What I reckon is that,
VERY beautiful people exist.


?? William Masvinhu wins Mr Ugly Harare again
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Uram
#26 Posted : Friday, November 08, 2013 4:28:11 PM
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@Pesa Nane

The guy is a handsome man. You are a VERY handsome man
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Rankaz13
#27 Posted : Saturday, November 09, 2013 12:43:09 AM
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Mukiri wrote:
Rankaz13 wrote:
MADE wrote:
Reminds me of a pastor in Nakuru who deserted his wife during honeymoon upon discovering that the woman had fooled him of her beauty by patchy use of cosmetics. She had forgotten to bleach her back!


d'oh! Dude wasn't allowed even a sneak-peek prior to acquiring full landing rights?d'oh!

God doesn't allow it. Another reason why swimming is a good hobby... if she can't go swimming with you, iko kitud'oh!


smile smile
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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kysse
#28 Posted : Saturday, November 09, 2013 11:49:37 AM
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MADE wrote:
Reminds me of a pastor in Nakuru who deserted his wife during honeymoon upon discovering that the woman had fooled him of her beauty by patchy use of cosmetics. She had forgotten to bleach her back!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly so she resembled a zebra after undressing?
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