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#41 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2013 5:04:12 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
I think this was another rehearsed case akin to Pastor Njoro and Mwende.


Is it true Mwende was silenced forever??
Lolest!
#42 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2013 5:24:16 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
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Much Know wrote:
I went for their training about 10years ago, was packed with corporate clients sending their managers (there was breweries, kenolkobil and standard or barclays and others) Kes 15,000/- per person(was quite a lot back then) for a two day training of some good facts, mixed with some lies, motivational hype, some crap guesswork here, some Buddhist ideas there, some christian principles here, substandard lunch for the cost. All mothers imagine their children are "very special", i cant blame the mum, it's all about inducing guys to part with money, but i think there should be limits, business needs a solid ground, and now after what i saw on t.v, i would never take a kid there, or recommend it to anyone. They still send me emails years later, the ka-lady who trained us landed a very senior (directors) position at NMG, however the only thing i remember about her training is asking us what one would use to wipe their arse if you found yourself in a toilet in mtito andei and there is no tp inside, and you've already shut, guys really laughed, but i found it totally thick, she said she would use a scratch card.

scratch card? rough and not absorbent! can't help!Sad
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nakujua
#43 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2013 5:25:56 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 12/17/2009
Posts: 3,583
Location: Kenya
kysse wrote:
Why would a parent subject his std 1 boy to public scrutiny/ridicule for the sake of promotion.
Some parents are busy relieving their dreams/goals through their kids by putting unnecessary pressure on the young ones to excel while forgetting that the biggest beneficiary is not the poor kid but the promoter.
Let Ryan go climb trees and ride tyres with his mates when schools close.Too much thinking may turn him into a psycho.

agree, that was total naivety and a lack of proper judgement from the parents. hata ka ni special ability - let him develop the same without the undue pressure of guys meeting him on the streets and pulling out newspapers and pegs asking him to repeat the fete.
Lolest!
#44 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2013 5:27:16 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
kysse wrote:
Why would a parent subject his std 1 boy to public scrutiny/ridicule for the sake of promotion.
Some parents are busy relieving their dreams/goals through their kids by putting unnecessary pressure on the young ones to excel while forgetting that the biggest beneficiary is not the poor kid but the promoter.
Let Ryan go climb trees and ride tyres with his mates when schools close.Too much thinking may turn him into a tycho.

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Magigi
#45 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2013 5:30:29 PM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
Lolest! wrote:
kysse wrote:
Why would a parent subject his std 1 boy to public scrutiny/ridicule for the sake of promotion.
Some parents are busy relieving their dreams/goals through their kids by putting unnecessary pressure on the young ones to excel while forgetting that the biggest beneficiary is not the poor kid but the promoter.
Let Ryan go climb trees and ride tyres with his mates when schools close.Too much thinking may turn him into a tycho.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Lolest!
#46 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2013 5:32:07 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
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I have a friend. A real friend. Sio ile ya wazua.

Guy can tell a woman is pregnant by just shaking hands. Even when there's no visible bump!

We ask him how he knows and he can't explain!

Is it a disorder too? Is there a scientific explanation?

PS: Everything on this post is in its very literal meaning!
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radio
#47 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2013 5:52:12 PM
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Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 2,003
Lolest! wrote:
I have a friend. A real friend. Sio ile ya wazua.

Guy can tell a woman is pregnant by just shaking hands. Even when there's no visible bump!

We ask him how he knows and he can't explain!

Is it a disorder too? Is there a scientific explanation?

PS: Everything on this post is in its very literal meaning!


Are you for real!? That is a new one. d'oh! Even if she just came from a freight?
Rollins
#48 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2013 6:00:09 PM
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Joined: 3/23/2011
Posts: 503
radio wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
I have a friend. A real friend. Sio ile ya wazua.

Guy can tell a woman is pregnant by just shaking hands. Even when there's no visible bump!

We ask him how he knows and he can't explain!

Is it a disorder too? Is there a scientific explanation?

PS: Everything on this post is in its very literal meaning!


Are you for real!? That is a new one. d'oh! Even if she just came from a freight?



Unless his hand is his cane. Ama he is a gynae?
Even a BrOKeN clock is right twice a day
Lolest!
#49 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2013 6:11:01 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
Rollins wrote:
radio wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
I have a friend. A real friend. Sio ile ya wazua.

Guy can tell a woman is pregnant by just shaking hands. Even when there's no visible bump!

We ask him how he knows and he can't explain!

Is it a disorder too? Is there a scientific explanation?

PS: Everything on this post is in its very literal meaning!


Are you for real!? That is a new one. d'oh! Even if she just came from a freight?



Unless his hand is his cane. Ama he is a gynae?

he is not a gyna. In 2011 we visited some common buddy whose girlfriend(not wife) had visited. As we were leaving the guy whispered to me that he 'felt' that that chic was pregnant.

That was around April. In November she gave birth

sijawahi elewa
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Bigchick
#50 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2013 7:27:41 PM
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Joined: 2/8/2013
Posts: 4,068
Location: At Large.
Lolest! wrote:
Rollins wrote:
radio wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
I have a friend. A real friend. Sio ile ya wazua.

Guy can tell a woman is pregnant by just shaking hands. Even when there's no visible bump!

We ask him how he knows and he can't explain!

Is it a disorder too? Is there a scientific explanation?

PS: Everything on this post is in its very literal meaning!


Are you for real!? That is a new one. d'oh! Even if she just came from a freight?



Unless his hand is his cane. Ama he is a gynae?

he is not a gyna. In 2011 we visited some common buddy whose girlfriend(not wife) had visited. As we were leaving the guy whispered to me that he 'felt' that that chic was pregnant.

That was around April. In November she gave birth

sijawahi elewa


Body temperature changes when a barn is cooking from the second it hsppens.

Huyo pengine alikuwa na experience ya kuweka mimba such that he could tell using the joto on the ladies hand.


Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
Lolest!
#51 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2013 7:36:00 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
Bigchick wrote:


Huyo pengine alikuwa na experience ya kuweka mimba such that he could tell using the joto on the ladies hand.



possible!Laughing out loudly
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jguru
#52 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2013 7:40:41 PM
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Joined: 10/25/2007
Posts: 1,574
Bigchick wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Rollins wrote:
radio wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
I have a friend. A real friend. Sio ile ya wazua.

Guy can tell a woman is pregnant by just shaking hands. Even when there's no visible bump!

We ask him how he knows and he can't explain!

Is it a disorder too? Is there a scientific explanation?

PS: Everything on this post is in its very literal meaning!


Are you for real!? That is a new one. d'oh! Even if she just came from a freight?



Unless his hand is his cane. Ama he is a gynae?

he is not a gyna. In 2011 we visited some common buddy whose girlfriend(not wife) had visited. As we were leaving the guy whispered to me that he 'felt' that that chic was pregnant.

That was around April. In November she gave birth

sijawahi elewa


Body temperature changes when a barn is cooking from the second it hsppens.

Huyo pengine alikuwa na experience ya kuweka mimba such that he could tell using the joto on the ladies hand.




Laughing out loudly

Hapana.

What did he 'feel' when he shook a man's hand?
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
kysse
#53 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2013 8:49:14 PM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
Lolest! wrote:
I have a friend. A real friend. Sio ile ya wazua.

Guy can tell a woman is pregnant by just shaking hands. Even when there's no visible bump!

We ask him how he knows and he can't explain!

Is it a disorder too? Is there a scientific explanation?

PS: Everything on this post is in its very literal meaning!


Body temperature rises esp when pregnancy is taking shape,plus the face can tell.

So the rumour about boys being able to tell our days by just a handshake was true,because the temp goes up.
We never shook boys' hands to protect ourselves from taunting.
Bigchick
#54 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2013 10:44:49 PM
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Joined: 2/8/2013
Posts: 4,068
Location: At Large.
jguru wrote:
Bigchick wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Rollins wrote:
radio wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
I have a friend. A real friend. Sio ile ya wazua.

Guy can tell a woman is pregnant by just shaking hands. Even when there's no visible bump!

We ask him how he knows and he can't explain!

Is it a disorder too? Is there a scientific explanation?

PS: Everything on this post is in its very literal meaning!


Are you for real!? That is a new one. d'oh! Even if she just came from a freight?



Unless his hand is his cane. Ama he is a gynae?

he is not a gyna. In 2011 we visited some common buddy whose girlfriend(not wife) had visited. As we were leaving the guy whispered to me that he 'felt' that that chic was pregnant.

That was around April. In November she gave birth

sijawahi elewa


Body temperature changes when a barn is cooking from the second it hsppens.

Huyo pengine alikuwa na experience ya kuweka mimba such that he could tell using the joto on the ladies hand.




Laughing out loudly

Hapana.

What did he 'feel' when he shook a man's hand?



He felt a kiroughish hand at room temperature but for the pegged mamas hot silky soft hands and a nice body scent.

Thats what makes pegged mamas even more attractive especially the first 6 months.The glow is irresistable to many a man.... Kweli rongo
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
Muriel
#55 Posted : Tuesday, October 08, 2013 8:50:00 AM
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Joined: 11/19/2009
Posts: 3,142
Magigi wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
kysse wrote:
Why would a parent subject his std 1 boy to public scrutiny/ridicule for the sake of promotion.
Some parents are busy relieving their dreams/goals through their kids by putting unnecessary pressure on the young ones to excel while forgetting that the biggest beneficiary is not the poor kid but the promoter.
Let Ryan go climb trees and ride tyres with his mates when schools close.Too much thinking may turn him into a tycho.

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I don't feel good when my friend is made fun of.

Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad
chemos
#56 Posted : Tuesday, October 08, 2013 9:26:27 AM
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Joined: 11/28/2006
Posts: 1,799
Lolest! wrote:
Much Know wrote:
I went for their training about 10years ago, was packed with corporate clients sending their managers (there was breweries, kenolkobil and standard or barclays and others) Kes 15,000/- per person(was quite a lot back then) for a two day training of some good facts, mixed with some lies, motivational hype, some crap guesswork here, some Buddhist ideas there, some christian principles here, substandard lunch for the cost. All mothers imagine their children are "very special", i cant blame the mum, it's all about inducing guys to part with money, but i think there should be limits, business needs a solid ground, and now after what i saw on t.v, i would never take a kid there, or recommend it to anyone. They still send me emails years later, the ka-lady who trained us landed a very senior (directors) position at NMG, however the only thing i remember about her training is asking us what one would use to wipe their arse if you found yourself in a toilet in mtito andei and there is no tp inside, and you've already shut, guys really laughed, but i found it totally thick, she said she would use a scratch card.

scratch card? rough and not absorbent! can't help!Sad



Toa goggles... u can use scratch card to scrape..... unless u are harishaing..... smile

And no sijaattend peak performance...!!!1
Magigi
#57 Posted : Tuesday, October 08, 2013 9:42:15 AM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
chemos wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
Much Know wrote:
I went for their training about 10years ago, was packed with corporate clients sending their managers (there was breweries, kenolkobil and standard or barclays and others) Kes 15,000/- per person(was quite a lot back then) for a two day training of some good facts, mixed with some lies, motivational hype, some crap guesswork here, some Buddhist ideas there, some christian principles here, substandard lunch for the cost. All mothers imagine their children are "very special", i cant blame the mum, it's all about inducing guys to part with money, but i think there should be limits, business needs a solid ground, and now after what i saw on t.v, i would never take a kid there, or recommend it to anyone. They still send me emails years later, the ka-lady who trained us landed a very senior (directors) position at NMG, however the only thing i remember about her training is asking us what one would use to wipe their arse if you found yourself in a toilet in mtito andei and there is no tp inside, and you've already shut, guys really laughed, but i found it totally thick, she said she would use a scratch card.

scratch card? rough and not absorbent! can't help!Sad



Toa goggles... u can use scratch card to scrape..... unless u are harishaing..... smile

And no sijaattend peak performance...!!!1

Can't believe you were trained by a c*** who can't use her head...how on earth do you get into some toilet knowing you gonna do shit without the neccessary stuff...
washiku
#58 Posted : Friday, October 11, 2013 10:49:12 PM
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maka
#59 Posted : Friday, October 11, 2013 10:50:42 PM
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washiku wrote:
The boy on the trend now


Why does he have to tilt his head???
possunt quia posse videntur
Lolest!
#60 Posted : Friday, October 11, 2013 10:52:08 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
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Location: Kianjokoma
washiku wrote:
The boy on the trend now

peak performance marketing? Brain dvpt programme eti!
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