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Heeeeelp....landing gear failing!!!!!!!!
maka
#21 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 11:48:34 AM
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ZZE123 wrote:
maka wrote:
Muheani wrote:
meow wrote:
A colleague has confided to me that for the last 6 months or so he has been losing firmness like nonsense...it wont last a minute stiff.
He has been advised to seek medical advice to check on his prostrate gland etc...is there any homemade remedy before he can undress before a doctor?
Sad Sad Sad

PS: A genuine colleague and he drinks only max 3 Guinness per outing.



Take 250mils water add 25 grams of Crashed tangawizi, add 45 grams of onion juice, 45grams of KAle juice, 45 grams of Crashed groundnuts, 15 grams of garlic and add glucose to taste.

Take 20 mills of the concoction one hour before expected landing time..

for further information on the same visit

http://www.mayoclinic.co...sfunction-herbs/MC00064

does this really work?

@Maka - Kwani pia wewe uko na shida?? pole MbrooSad Sad

nimesema yangu ni opposite...OVERDRIVE...
possunt quia posse videntur
wilyum
#22 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 11:52:07 AM
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@maka, unatumia wotttt???
Gathige
#23 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 11:58:35 AM
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@meow, Check an earlier thread on Quail eggs. They boost potency to overdrive and it is all day!
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iller
#24 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 12:07:27 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Like what type of food should meow eat?
Guavas seed and such like stuff?????


He should eat a lot of vegetables and take at-least five teaspoons of camel piss with two goat droppings after every meal, it works wonders i tell you. Just kidding, on a serious note, he should avoid a lot of fast food

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callaspade
#25 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 12:40:30 PM
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....@ impunity,3 sessions it costs about 10k for colon cleansing over a month.

.....Maka had a problem therebefore if i remember correctly and as you can see now ,he is burning on 8 cylinders....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
callaspade
#26 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 12:43:31 PM
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Gathige wrote:
@meow, Check an earlier thread on Quail eggs. They boost potency to overdrive and it is all day!



........all day is for lions boss,do not misuse your powers,ama you are a pensioner?
Angelica _ann
#27 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 12:44:06 PM
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callaspade wrote:
....@ impunity,3 sessions it costs about 10k for colon cleansing over a month.

.....Maka had a problem therebefore if i remember correctly and as you can see now ,he is burning on 8 cylinders....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


of VW beetle? Pray Pray Pray
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Impunity
#28 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 1:06:25 PM
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callaspade wrote:
....@ impunity,3 sessions it costs about 10k for colon cleansing over a month.

.....Maka had a problem therebefore if i remember correctly and as you can see now ,he is burning on 8 cylinders....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Most i do all 3 sessions?Cant imagine my ass being opened and inserted pipes 3 times in a month.
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jguru
#29 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 1:15:07 PM
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Impunity wrote:
callaspade wrote:
....@ impunity,3 sessions it costs about 10k for colon cleansing over a month.

.....Maka had a problem therebefore if i remember correctly and as you can see now ,he is burning on 8 cylinders....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Most i do all 3 sessions?Cant imagine my ass being opened and inserted pipes 3 times in a month.


He he he smile

Wait for the day a beautiful nurse will insist on sticking a finger up your ass as part of a medical check-up smile

Utakataa?
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
Impunity
#30 Posted : Friday, April 26, 2013 1:20:31 PM
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jguru wrote:
Impunity wrote:
callaspade wrote:
....@ impunity,3 sessions it costs about 10k for colon cleansing over a month.

.....Maka had a problem therebefore if i remember correctly and as you can see now ,he is burning on 8 cylinders....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Most i do all 3 sessions?Cant imagine my ass being opened and inserted pipes 3 times in a month.


He he he smile

Wait for the day a beautiful nurse will insist on sticking a finger up your ass as part of a medical check-up smile

Utakataa?

A mbeotiful nurse siwezi mind...she is welcome to do more...
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

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