Remember,if you’re headed in the wrong direction,God allows U-turns! ~Allison Gappa Bottke

'There are plenty more fish in the sea,I just don't have a very effective net'

Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most. ~George R. Kirkpatrick

'There are plenty more fish in the sea,I just don't have a very effective net'

Welcome ma'am,the floor is yours but the tiles are from China - A DN cartoonist's chide of the US secretary of state's visit to Kenya.



I came,I saw and was overcharged.

I put it down as a fact; that if all men knew what others say about them,there would not be any four friends. - Pascal -

'Siasa mbaya maisha mbaya' D.T arap Moi

People who are in power make their
arrangements in secret,largely as a way of maintaining and furthering that
power. -Don Delillo
Rest of the quotes are from Muhammed Ali...if you feel you are lacking that killer instinct at the chess board then I suggest you read the qoutes of this great sportsman...Muhammed Ali knows everything about the dynamics of a fight,and his thoughts apply not only to boxing but also chess,plus as crazy as it sounds he had a deep philosophy about life.


Only a man who knows what it is like to be
defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra
ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.


Muhammad
Ali
A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.


Muhammad Ali


A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing.


Muhammad Ali


Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are.


Muhammad Ali


At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people,I've found,don't get very far.


Muhammad Ali


Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.


Muhammad Ali


Float like a butterfly,sting like a bee.


Muhammad Ali


Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.


Muhammad Ali


Friendship... is not something you learn in school.
But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship,you really
haven't learned anything.


Muhammad Ali


Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn't matter which color does the hating. It's just plain wrong.


Muhammad Ali


He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.


Muhammad Ali


I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own.


Muhammad Ali


I am the greatest,I said that even before I knew I was.


Muhammad Ali


I believe in the religion of Islam. I believe in Allah and peace.


Muhammad Ali


I figure I'll be champ for about ten years and then I'll let my brother take over - like the Kennedys down in Washington.


Muhammad Ali


I figured that if I said it enough,I would convince the world that I really was the greatest.


Muhammad Ali


I hated every minute of training,but I said,'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.'


Muhammad Ali


I know I got it made while the masses of black people are catchin' hell,but as long as they ain't free,I ain't free.


Muhammad Ali


I know where I'm going and I know the truth,and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want.


Muhammad Ali


I never thought of losing,but now that it' s
happened,the only thing is to do it right. That's my obligation to all
the people who believe in me. We all have to take defeats in life.


Muhammad Ali


I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world.


Muhammad Ali


I'll be floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee.


Muhammad Ali


I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.


Muhammad Ali


I'm not the greatest; I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out,I pick the round.


Muhammad Ali


I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.


Muhammad Ali


I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever
lived cuz there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around,
so people far away in the villages didn't know about them.


Muhammad Ali


If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread,they can sure make something out of you.


Muhammad Ali


If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.


Muhammad Ali


It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe.


Muhammad Ali


It's hard to be humble,when you're as great as I am.


Muhammad Ali


It's just a job. Grass grows,birds fly,waves pound the sand. I beat people up.


Muhammad Ali


It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges,and I believed in myself.


Muhammad Ali


It's not bragging if you can back it up.


Muhammad Ali


It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to
belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conviction,things begin to
happen.


Muhammad Ali


Life is a gamble. You can get hurt,but people die
in plane crashes,lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die
every day. Same with fighters: some die,some get hurt,some go on. You
just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you.


Muhammad Ali


My toughest fight was with my first wife.


Muhammad Ali


My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.


Muhammad Ali


No one knows what to say in the loser's locker room.


Muhammad Ali


Old age is just a record of one's whole life.


Muhammad Ali


Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated
can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra
ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even.


Muhammad Ali


Rivers,ponds,lakes and streams - they all have
different names,but they all contain water. Just as religions do -
they all contain truths.


Muhammad Ali


Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.


Muhammad Ali


Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer.


Muhammad Ali


Superman don't need no seat belt.


Muhammad Ali


The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses -
behind the lines,in the gym,and out there on the road,long before I
dance under those lights.


Muhammad Ali


The man who has no imagination has no wings.


Muhammad Ali


The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.


Muhammad Ali


There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.


Muhammad Ali


There are no pleasures in a fight but some of my fights have been a pleasure to win.


Muhammad Ali


To be able to give away riches is mandatory if you wish to possess them. This is the only way that you will be truly rich.


Muhammad Ali


Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change.


Muhammad Ali


We have one life; it soon will be past; what we do for God is all that will last.


Muhammad Ali


What keeps me going is goals.


Muhammad Ali


When you are as great as I am it is hard to be humble.


Muhammad Ali


When you can whip any man in the world,you never know peace.


Muhammad Ali




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Lila na fila havitangamani.

“Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything,money is handy.” ~ Groucho Marx.............

some have branded me names like 'snakes' crocodiles'.... Kiraitu Murungi..

you've heard me..

'Society gets what it deserves'
You take corrupt MPigs to parliament and expect them to fight corruptions. We are to blame

'There are plenty more fish in the sea,I just don't have a very effective net'

Someone please explain to me the physics! How can a guy wear his pants hanging more than halfway down his backside & not have them fall!