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Cecilia Mwangi
Robinhood
#41 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 10:37:03 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 12/11/2008
Posts: 2,306
Impunity wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Impunity wrote:
gesowan wrote:
yaani a miss kenya cannot get a man of her own??


Thats the question that has defied any logics.
Same to that Linda Muthama of baby nyambs.
One day I will do phd on this and probably write a ka-book.
And these alleged beauties are not even insisting on mega publicised weddings while an average to burukenge looking lady will insist you do a public wedding with her before you can even attempt to land.
Kweli ya Mungu ni mengi.


Laughing out loudly

Shame on you
A friend of mine bought a hot red lingerie to his mberrow average-looks CU fiancee,he was dropped down that evening being accused of thinking too much about matters JKIA...All these while he could get himself a miss wazua almost free of charge!!!!


You have quite an eventful life @imp. Pole smile
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
chemos
#42 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 11:10:26 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 11/28/2006
Posts: 1,799
King G wrote:
Wodu Wakiri wrote:
"A woman would rather have 30% of a "good" (rich, stable, high society) man than have a 100% of a foko jembe type fellow". Now you know.


Like the foko jembe of wazua. But i also think, deep down the guy is a gentleman to ladies and as @maka has put it maybe just maybe he has everlasting energy. Anybody who was with him in Bush wo can confirm stima?



Sasa honestly how do u want a guy who was with him in bush to confirm this everlasting energy biz!!!!! Or are u suggesting that they were poo pushers while in Bush..

d'oh! d'oh!

Wewe kwani ni wa Side B.. unapaka mkate BB both sides???
maka
#43 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 11:20:40 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 4/22/2010
Posts: 11,522
Location: Nairobi
chemos wrote:
King G wrote:
Wodu Wakiri wrote:
"A woman would rather have 30% of a "good" (rich, stable, high society) man than have a 100% of a foko jembe type fellow". Now you know.


Like the foko jembe of wazua. But i also think, deep down the guy is a gentleman to ladies and as @maka has put it maybe just maybe he has everlasting energy. Anybody who was with him in Bush wo can confirm stima?



Sasa honestly how do u want a guy who was with him in bush to confirm this everlasting energy biz!!!!! Or are u suggesting that they were poo pushers while in Bush..

d'oh! d'oh!

Wewe kwani ni wa Side B.. unapaka mkate BB both sides???

..He has understood the laws of attraction,ame study game ka Messi...as King G has put it he most likely treats women nicely,ki u gentleman gentleman behaviour,hadi hawaoni the other alligators in the swamp,mamba ndio anaonekana outright and gets the chance to devour all the wildebeests.
possunt quia posse videntur
Impunity
#44 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 11:25:18 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
maka wrote:
chemos wrote:
King G wrote:
Wodu Wakiri wrote:
"A woman would rather have 30% of a "good" (rich, stable, high society) man than have a 100% of a foko jembe type fellow". Now you know.


Like the foko jembe of wazua. But i also think, deep down the guy is a gentleman to ladies and as @maka has put it maybe just maybe he has everlasting energy. Anybody who was with him in Bush wo can confirm stima?



Sasa honestly how do u want a guy who was with him in bush to confirm this everlasting energy biz!!!!! Or are u suggesting that they were poo pushers while in Bush..

d'oh! d'oh!

Wewe kwani ni wa Side B.. unapaka mkate BB both sides???

..He has understood the laws of attraction,ame study game ka Messi...as King G has put it he most likely treats women nicely,ki u gentleman gentleman behaviour,hadi hawaoni the other alligators in the swamp,mamba ndio anaonekana outright and gets the chance to devour all the wildebeests.


Where can I get crocodile meat? Do they still sell them at Carni?
I now see how this Mlamamba is winning miss everythings.
smile
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jaggernaut
#45 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 11:27:35 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
chiaroscuro wrote:
mpobiz wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
In todays Nation admits being wife no. 2 to a youthful coastal MP with whom she has a 14month old child. She enjoys crocodile meat?


Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause bravo cecilia....
for all you haters..number 2 kitu gani??!!!! she is better as a number 1(b)
than a single mother. polygamy is the real marriage in Gods eyes.. hata jogoo haina mwera moja. this mpig will take care of her intrests better than some of you broke ni*#$%


The MP is flat broke and is dodging court process servers to avoid being served auctioning orders.

He is actually bankrupt; I don't even think he will be able to run in 2013 - he can't afford it and he probably won't qualify for nomination on account of his bankruptcy.


Earning 1m every month and broke. Surely better than earning 50k and being debt free.
rock
#46 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 11:34:56 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 2/25/2009
Posts: 973
Impunity wrote:
maka wrote:
chemos wrote:
King G wrote:
Wodu Wakiri wrote:
"A woman would rather have 30% of a "good" (rich, stable, high society) man than have a 100% of a foko jembe type fellow". Now you know.


Like the foko jembe of wazua. But i also think, deep down the guy is a gentleman to ladies and as @maka has put it maybe just maybe he has everlasting energy. Anybody who was with him in Bush wo can confirm stima?



Sasa honestly how do u want a guy who was with him in bush to confirm this everlasting energy biz!!!!! Or are u suggesting that they were poo pushers while in Bush..

d'oh! d'oh!

Wewe kwani ni wa Side B.. unapaka mkate BB both sides???

..He has understood the laws of attraction,ame study game ka Messi...as King G has put it he most likely treats women nicely,ki u gentleman gentleman behaviour,hadi hawaoni the other alligators in the swamp,mamba ndio anaonekana outright and gets the chance to devour all the wildebeests.


Where can I get crocodile meat? Do they still sell them at Carni?
I now see how this Mlamamba is winning miss everythings.
smile

Just saying he kulas mamba is enaf 2 make him attractive..not every kamau,wafula & mutua does that!
King G
#47 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 11:59:27 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
chemos wrote:
King G wrote:
Wodu Wakiri wrote:
"A woman would rather have 30% of a "good" (rich, stable, high society) man than have a 100% of a foko jembe type fellow". Now you know.


Like the foko jembe of wazua. But i also think, deep down the guy is a gentleman to ladies and as @maka has put it maybe just maybe he has everlasting energy. Anybody who was with him in Bush wo can confirm stima?



Sasa honestly how do u want a guy who was with him in bush to confirm this everlasting energy biz!!!!! Or are u suggesting that they were poo pushers while in Bush..

d'oh! d'oh!

Wewe kwani ni wa Side B.. unapaka mkate BB both sides???


@chemos Nope no side B for me. everlasting nevereday guys goes with STIMA! there you go.

then again BB is somebody's choice - human rights what you do with your a***
Thieves
Elder
#48 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 12:09:23 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 9/7/2010
Posts: 2,148
Location: elderville
Impunity wrote:
mawinder wrote:
King G,was with the guy in campus when he was pursuing his llm and i can confirm what you are saying.


What can you confirm?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I dreaded to ask too.
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
Impunity
#49 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 12:12:36 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
Elder wrote:
Impunity wrote:
mawinder wrote:
King G,was with the guy in campus when he was pursuing his llm and i can confirm what you are saying.


What can you confirm?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I dreaded to ask too.


Whatever they he was doing in the bush with mhishiwa while testing the Mpig STIMA only hell knows.
Sad Sad Sad Sad
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

aemathenge
#50 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 12:13:38 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
Mahe Goat calling @Essyk

Do you read?

Over
rock
#51 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 12:23:13 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 2/25/2009
Posts: 973
Impunity wrote:
Elder wrote:
Impunity wrote:
mawinder wrote:
King G,was with the guy in campus when he was pursuing his llm and i can confirm what you are saying.


What can you confirm?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I dreaded to ask too.


Whatever they he was doing in the bush with mhishiwa while testing the Mpig STIMA only hell knows.
Sad Sad Sad Sad


@mawinder,plz confirm that ur a socket.d'oh!
Impunity
#52 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 12:27:52 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
rock wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Elder wrote:
Impunity wrote:
mawinder wrote:
King G,was with the guy in campus when he was pursuing his llm and i can confirm what you are saying.


What can you confirm?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I dreaded to ask too.


Whatever they he was doing in the bush with mhishiwa while testing the Mpig STIMA only hell knows.
Sad Sad Sad Sad


@mawinder,plz confirm that ur a socket.d'oh!


@mawinder, ulikuwa unawindwa sana na kina mlamamba.

Now you can only save your skin if you publicly admit you are a socket, otherwise your goose is cooked!
Pray Pray Pray
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AlphDoti
#53 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 12:32:40 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
maka wrote:
mpobiz wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
In todays Nation admits being wife no. 2 to a youthful coastal MP with whom she has a 14month old child. She enjoys crocodile meat?


Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause bravo cecilia....
for all you haters..number 2 kitu gani??!!!! she is better as a number 1(b)
than a single mother. polygamy is the real marriage in Gods eyes.. hata jogoo haina mwera moja. this mpig will take care of her intrests better than some of you broke ni*#$%

...so what if people are broke I dont think there is anyone coming to your place for food,shelter or transport etc?its funny how when the truth is brought to light it turns into hating.

I agree with @mpobiz.

Those who are condemning this lady should tell us the solution they have to solve the problem of excess women, including the single ones.

People say nothing about mpango wa kando Shame on you
But when somebody decides to make it official, this does not go down their throats d'oh!

If this is not your cake to eat, then leave it alone. But do not condemn. There're those who want more than one woman, and there're some women who do not mind sharing. So where is the problem?
wanyuru
#54 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 1:02:27 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 11/29/2007
Posts: 948
Robinhood wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Impunity wrote:
gesowan wrote:
yaani a miss kenya cannot get a man of her own??


Thats the question that has defied any logics.
Same to that Linda Muthama of baby nyambs.
One day I will do phd on this and probably write a ka-book.
And these alleged beauties are not even insisting on mega publicised weddings while an average to burukenge looking lady will insist you do a public wedding with her before you can even attempt to land.
Kweli ya Mungu ni mengi.


Laughing out loudly

Shame on you
A friend of mine bought a hot red lingerie to his mberrow average-looks CU fiancee,he was dropped down that evening being accused of thinking too much about matters JKIA...All these while he could get himself a miss wazua almost free of charge!!!!


You have quite an eventful life @imp. Pole smile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Impunity
#55 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 1:04:49 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
wanyuru wrote:
Robinhood wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Impunity wrote:
gesowan wrote:
yaani a miss kenya cannot get a man of her own??


Thats the question that has defied any logics.
Same to that Linda Muthama of baby nyambs.
One day I will do phd on this and probably write a ka-book.
And these alleged beauties are not even insisting on mega publicised weddings while an average to burukenge looking lady will insist you do a public wedding with her before you can even attempt to land.
Kweli ya Mungu ni mengi.


Laughing out loudly

Shame on you
A friend of mine bought a hot red lingerie to his mberrow average-looks CU fiancee,he was dropped down that evening being accused of thinking too much about matters JKIA...All these while he could get himself a miss wazua almost free of charge!!!!


You have quite an eventful life @imp. Pole smile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


This was a true friend of mine, sio mimi haki ya nani.

Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Intelligentsia
#56 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 1:55:05 PM
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Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436
gesowan wrote:
yaani a miss kenya cannot get a man of her own??


kumbe ni common - si hata D.Senaipei had once advertised for a hubby kwa vyombo vya habari?
Hata miss ma radio mutokotoko, i think iko shida kubwa.
I am now compiling list of ma misses kenya...
mawinder
#57 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 2:26:27 PM
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Joined: 4/30/2008
Posts: 6,029
I can confirm that mamba tana was involved with some singer must be one of the tattoos i.e the lawyer and umeme's daughter.
chiaroscuro
#58 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 2:35:36 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 2/2/2012
Posts: 1,134
Location: Nairobi
jaggernaut wrote:
chiaroscuro wrote:
mpobiz wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
In todays Nation admits being wife no. 2 to a youthful coastal MP with whom she has a 14month old child. She enjoys crocodile meat?


Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause bravo cecilia....
for all you haters..number 2 kitu gani??!!!! she is better as a number 1(b)
than a single mother. polygamy is the real marriage in Gods eyes.. hata jogoo haina mwera moja. this mpig will take care of her intrests better than some of you broke ni*#$%


The MP is flat broke and is dodging court process servers to avoid being served auctioning orders.

He is actually bankrupt; I don't even think he will be able to run in 2013 - he can't afford it and he probably won't qualify for nomination on account of his bankruptcy.


Earning 1m every month and broke. Surely better than earning 50k and being debt free.


He gets a gross of 1m; then they deduct 975k to pay for loans and taxes (yes, MPs do pay tax on a small portion of their pay)...he is left with 25k!! This is still not enough to repay the other private loans that he has taken outside the parliamentary check-off system.

Believe me; you don't want to be in his shoes! You are much better of with your 50k and no debt.

Mukiri
#59 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 3:50:15 PM
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Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
Impunity wrote:
wanyuru wrote:
Robinhood wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Impunity wrote:
gesowan wrote:
yaani a miss kenya cannot get a man of her own??


Thats the question that has defied any logics.
Same to that Linda Muthama of baby nyambs.
One day I will do phd on this and probably write a ka-book.
And these alleged beauties are not even insisting on mega publicised weddings while an average to burukenge looking lady will insist you do a public wedding with her before you can even attempt to land.
Kweli ya Mungu ni mengi.


Laughing out loudly

Shame on you
A friend of mine bought a hot red lingerie to his mberrow average-looks CU fiancee,he was dropped down that evening being accused of thinking too much about matters JKIA...All these while he could get himself a miss wazua almost free of charge!!!!


You have quite an eventful life @imp. Pole smile

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


This was a true friend of mine, sio mimi haki ya nani.

Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall


smile

On other news, I have an ebook 'Why women have sex', it was an eye opener. Its 545 pages!

Proverbs 19:21
youcan'tstopusnow
#60 Posted : Monday, November 05, 2012 4:09:49 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 3/24/2010
Posts: 6,779
Location: Black Africa
Maybe all those women ndio wanamalizia huyu kijana pesa...
GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
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