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Ten ways to make her heart melt
maka
#21 Posted : Wednesday, September 12, 2012 10:07:17 PM
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@Drunkard whats the point of marrying a woman if she is after my money I,d rather stay alone...I agree with the part that you ave to tell her everythn
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felicity
#22 Posted : Wednesday, September 12, 2012 10:45:24 PM
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Drunkard wrote:
What a bull$$$, here is a few realistic points.

1) Don't smell like a goat, don't just take a shower please use some deodorant and don't just brush you teeth flose and use some mouth wash.

2) Make enough money just to be like everyone else

3)Don't screw around and atleast if you do keep it secret and away from your circle and if you get got screwing around don't admit, never ever tell a woman that you F'ed someone othe woman.

4) Do not compliment any woman apart from her and her mom, not even her sister don't do it, every women you meet should be just... she is ok even if she ask for your opinion about how someone else look like just say she is ok and look unimpressed.

5) Don't be fat, a belly is ugly to a 21st century woman and also screw her regularly don't just feed her f her.


Note: All these is not required if you have eight figures in your account!

I'm told broke dudes are the most romantic why? Because they need to cover up for being broke rich guys don't need to do s*#?
Drunkard
#23 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 12:32:29 AM
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maka wrote:
@Drunkard whats the point of marrying a woman if she is after my money I,d rather stay alone...I agree with the part that you ave to tell her everythn


Like I said in point 2) make enough money to be just like anyone, i.e average, and on my last note I indicated that if you want to be exempted from everything just make alot of money!
Drunkard
#24 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 12:45:11 AM
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felicity wrote:
Drunkard wrote:
What a bull$$$, here is a few realistic points.

1) Don't smell like a goat, don't just take a shower please use some deodorant and don't just brush you teeth flose and use some mouth wash.

2) Make enough money just to be like everyone else

3)Don't screw around and atleast if you do keep it secret and away from your circle and if you get got screwing around don't admit, never ever tell a woman that you F'ed someone othe woman.

4) Do not compliment any woman apart from her and her mom, not even her sister don't do it, every women you meet should be just... she is ok even if she ask for your opinion about how someone else look like just say she is ok and look unimpressed.

5) Don't be fat, a belly is ugly to a 21st century woman and also screw her regularly don't just feed her f her.


Note: All these is not required if you have eight figures in your account!

I'm told broke dudes are the most romantic why? Because they need to cover up for being broke rich guys don't need to do s*#?


Yes I note clearly that if you're rich in (bold), you do no need to do anything, but of course if you're broke you have to do more! Being broke is the most disgraceful thing in life especially when your in marriage age! picture a 31 yrs old broke dude......!

Look at me for instance, I am one of the ugliest Man in the world( I will attach my picture soon) but since I start getting my check, women who never use to talk to me somehow find me appealing, infact they thing I am cute! I know it is bullshit because I was voted the most ugly guy in highschool 4 yrs straight, infact I included it in my scholarships applications essay! so money has a way to somehow make someone adorable.

And to be fair to the ladies, I understand, no human want to be with a broke person, there is some security when you know that you can afford something.
murchr
#25 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 5:12:44 AM
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Joined: 2/26/2012
Posts: 15,980
Drunkard wrote:
felicity wrote:
Drunkard wrote:
What a bull$$$, here is a few realistic points.

1) Don't smell like a goat, don't just take a shower please use some deodorant and don't just brush you teeth flose and use some mouth wash.

2) Make enough money just to be like everyone else

3)Don't screw around and atleast if you do keep it secret and away from your circle and if you get got screwing around don't admit, never ever tell a woman that you F'ed someone othe woman.

4) Do not compliment any woman apart from her and her mom, not even her sister don't do it, every women you meet should be just... she is ok even if she ask for your opinion about how someone else look like just say she is ok and look unimpressed.

5) Don't be fat, a belly is ugly to a 21st century woman and also screw her regularly don't just feed her f her.


Note: All these is not required if you have eight figures in your account!

I'm told broke dudes are the most romantic why? Because they need to cover up for being broke rich guys don't need to do s*#?


Yes I note clearly that if you're rich in (bold), you do no need to do anything, but of course if you're broke you have to do more! Being broke is the most disgraceful thing in life especially when your in marriage age! picture a 31 yrs old broke dude......!

Look at me for instance, I am one of the ugliest Man in the world( I will attach my picture soon) but since I start getting my check, women who never use to talk to me somehow find me appealing, infact they thing I am cute! I know it is bullshit because I was voted the most ugly guy in highschool 4 yrs straight, infact I included it in my scholarships applications essay! so money has a way to somehow make someone adorable.

And to be fair to the ladies, I understand, no human want to be with a broke person, there is some security when you know that you can afford something.


I helped essyk on correcting your grammar.

Men!!!! What sch is this where the students were this mean? Goodness...., anyway,

Women need to feel secured...so money is their No.1 factor, then 2. Look masculine, like you can kill a lion, there is something very compelling about that man with muscles and broad shoulders thats why we are killing ourselves in the gym lifting weights. 3. Make sure she doesnt see you looking at another one just below the neck or at the mid section.

The rest is etc.
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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mkeiyd
#26 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 7:52:26 AM
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Mara they are ten ways, before you know it they are down to seven. A while ago i read thirty of them. Crap!
How about my ways?
Money Whisperer
#27 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:20:05 AM
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Location: Wazuaville
really?!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
King G wrote:

Even if he reads he cant concentrate because of rear bursts!

"Money never sleeps"
Money Whisperer
#28 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:22:53 AM
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Felicity, in psychology they call it compensationsmile
felicity wrote:

I'm told broke dudes are the most romantic why? Because they need to cover up for being broke rich guys don't need to do s*#?

"Money never sleeps"
AlphDoti
#29 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:50:01 AM
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Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
Drunkard wrote:
What a bull$$$, here is a few realistic points.
4) Do not compliment any woman apart from her and her mom, not even her sister don't do it, every women you meet should be just... she is ok even if she ask for your opinion about how someone else look like just say she is ok and look unimpressed.

Ditto!! And just to add... something wazees know and I wonder why they do not tell new husbands!!!
6). Never talk bad about any of her relative, especially sister, brother, father or mother. Even when she does, do not contribute. Even when you know her brother is stupidest man you've ever seen, just empathize like "I pity him. He's such bright guy, I wish he could do blah blah...". She will mention you in positive manner when she's discussing you with her family and you earn points!!!
essyk
#30 Posted : Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:02:47 AM
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Joined: 11/15/2011
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14kIRh9HsFY

sing that for her.: 4:37,6:49-7:

smh.
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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