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Impunity
#21 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 11:03:48 AM
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luttz wrote:
But the newscasters are not as beautiful as we think/believe. Its all make up an make up and make up. Get to see them when they just get out of bed; you will appreciate what you have


I tend to agree but a few like Esther Arunga (save for the brain content) were really wholesome at anytime of the day.

I saw Esther Arunga (during the 2010 brainwash period) being released from Gigiri cells afer spending a couple of days there without shower or any kind of make up and goshh!!!she looked hotter than one Kanene.
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kichwangumu
#22 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 2:20:40 PM
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the best job is being a doc, you can have all the humour you wanna have.

you decide all patient that come today will have to remove their pants hata kama (S)he's coming for a tooth extraction.
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Mainat
#23 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 2:35:30 PM
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Secret (ssh don't tell anybody). A woman who wears make up will usually look worse without. A woman wearing tight clothes will usually look worse without...
Sehemu ndio nyumba
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Impunity
#24 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 2:37:00 PM
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kichwangumu wrote:
the best job is being a doc, you can have all the humour you wanna have.

you decide all patient that come today will have to remove their pants hata kama (S)he's coming for a tooth extraction.



Can onlywork for a dumb female patient.
The patient has to be blonde enough to believe that she has a tooth at her nyapong'.

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Insurgent
#25 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 2:45:40 PM
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Impunity wrote:
kichwangumu wrote:
the best job is being a doc, you can have all the humour you wanna have.

you decide all patient that come today will have to remove their pants hata kama (S)he's coming for a tooth extraction.



Can onlywork for a dumb female patient.
The patient has to be blonde enough to believe that she has a tooth at her nyapong'.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


This thread is seriously popular even at this hour of the day.

Guest (10), Impunity, Insurgent, Karisblue, Mainat, xyzee


Now, at Impunity, what is Nyapong?


"One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty. A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed." Rev Canon Karanja.
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Magigi
#26 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 2:59:46 PM
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Gordon Gekko wrote:
The guy who wires up the female newscasters. Imagine planting the mike close to the ninis, running the cable round the luscious body and placing the transmitter gadget slightly above the madhudhas. Hell KTN, I will do this for free, heck I will pay you instead, and will never go on vacation!!!


...And slightly feeling whether it is a thong, a mother's union or nothing!!!
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hoodrat
#27 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 3:06:48 PM
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Mainat wrote:
Secret (ssh don't tell anybody). A woman who wears make up will usually look worse without. A woman wearing tight clothes will usually look worse without...

Pray Pray You need prayers like a suspect!
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today!
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Njung'e
#28 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 3:21:31 PM
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@Impunity,
Surprised that you don't know nyapongs have "teeth".Get an elder and find out what "kagego" is!...Damn!....And it had better be someone close to you otherwise utakula kimanyoko uone marudurudu hapa na palesmile
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Impunity
#29 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 6:07:52 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
@Impunity,
Surprised that you don't know nyapongs have "teeth".Get an elder and find out what "kagego" is!...Damn!....And it had better be someone close to you otherwise utakula kimanyoko uone marudurudu hapa na palesmile


The Nyapong' I know only have "teeth" in quotes.
Meno kama za cobra, grasping inwards!
Good lord!
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Coolio
#30 Posted : Friday, February 03, 2012 7:24:39 PM
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Karau wa traffic.
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
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