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Random ass sh!t from strangers.
kingfisher
#21 Posted : Monday, July 25, 2011 12:19:38 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
willin2learn wrote:
bomboclat wrote:
So, am at a restuarant with my girl friend's dog while the girl friend is busy ordering something for us to eat when this stranger approaches me from behind, looks at the dog and says' " You know what the funny thing with does are?" I look at him with suspense for 10 seconds, then he goes like, "they sniff and sniff and sniff just to find the perfect spot to sh!t on". And off, he disappeared like its normal.

d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!


Us = You and the dog??

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly The girlfriend may consider all of "YOU" as Dogs Laughing out loudly



You guys!!! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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MaichBlack
#22 Posted : Monday, July 25, 2011 12:39:13 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Fake story, or its a metaphor;the real story is still hidden.

Robinhood wrote:
Is it a kawaida thing to go to a restaurant with a Dog? What if it get's an urge to shit? Ama it is decides to pee, lifts one of its hind legs, and sloshes against a table? Is it toilet trained?

Either bomboclat (I still can't believe someone would call himself/herself that. meaning) is not based in Kenya or the story is a fake. Such an action would be frowned upon in Kenya - whichever part of Kenya or Nairobi you come from.

More on the meaning of bombaclat

People need to style up. This aping and copy-pasting is too much!!! Mpaka mtu anajitusi!!!
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simonkabz
#23 Posted : Monday, July 25, 2011 1:23:47 PM
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Location: Cameroon
Burning Spear wrote:
McReggae wrote:
.....the dog may replace you one day, chunga brazza!!!



the dog may be a side dish to the girlfriend ......its possible nowadays.


A dog's cum is a potential killer. A woman recently kicked the bucket after an allergic reaction to the sticly mess, following a hard landing fm her BF's dog. I pity bomboclat esp if the dog is female..
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Robinhood
#24 Posted : Monday, July 25, 2011 1:36:44 PM
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Posts: 2,306
simonkabz wrote:
Burning Spear wrote:
McReggae wrote:
.....the dog may replace you one day, chunga brazza!!!



the dog may be a side dish to the girlfriend ......its possible nowadays.


A dog's cum is a potential killer. A woman recently kicked the bucket after an allergic reaction to the sticly mess, following a hard landing fm her BF's dog. I pity bomboclat esp if the dog is female..


Weeee Simo, Laughing out loudly Weka link bana
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Robinhood
#25 Posted : Monday, July 25, 2011 1:39:10 PM
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Joined: 12/11/2008
Posts: 2,306
MaichBlack wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Fake story, or its a metaphor;the real story is still hidden.

Robinhood wrote:
Is it a kawaida thing to go to a restaurant with a Dog? What if it get's an urge to shit? Ama it is decides to pee, lifts one of its hind legs, and sloshes against a table? Is it toilet trained?

Either bomboclat (I still can't believe someone would call himself/herself that. meaning) is not based in Kenya or the story is a fake. Such an action would be frowned upon in Kenya - whichever part of Kenya or Nairobi you come from.

More on the meaning of bombaclat

People need to style up. This aping and copy-pasting is too much!!! Mpaka mtu anajitusi!!!


Auuuuuuwi! What a meaning!!Sad
Great men are not always wise, neither do the aged understand judgement...
bomboclat
#26 Posted : Monday, July 25, 2011 6:04:42 PM
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Joined: 2/22/2011
Posts: 41
Come on.

Its only in Kenya where if one says restuarant, it literraly means hotel. And no, the dog doesnt belong to a black chick, they got too many problems.

In stato, dudes go basically everywhere with their dogs, restuarants, shops aka stores, everywhere as long as the establishment allows.

Bomboclat is a Jamaican word for surprise or shock.

The dog is a chihuahua, pretty small dogs like a puppy. Don't like them but sometimes they are funny. They will start barking at a larger dog than it and am like this dog is gonna get crushed if it went to war with like say a german shephard.

Now, the dog story is even better. That one. This other chick had a 15 ft snake underneath her bed which I had no idea of. Then one day, she decided to let me in on the secret, opened the cage underneath her bed. I dumped her right there and then.
Euge
#27 Posted : Monday, July 25, 2011 8:55:12 PM
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Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
Robinhood wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Fake story, or its a metaphor;the real story is still hidden.

Robinhood wrote:
Is it a kawaida thing to go to a restaurant with a Dog? What if it get's an urge to shit? Ama it is decides to pee, lifts one of its hind legs, and sloshes against a table? Is it toilet trained?

Either bomboclat (I still can't believe someone would call himself/herself that. meaning) is not based in Kenya or the story is a fake. Such an action would be frowned upon in Kenya - whichever part of Kenya or Nairobi you come from.

More on the meaning of bombaclat

People need to style up. This aping and copy-pasting is too much!!! Mpaka mtu anajitusi!!!


Auuuuuuwi! What a meaning!!Sad


Sad What a meaning. If I were him I would change form faster than Benjackie

Lord, thank you!
masukuma
#28 Posted : Tuesday, July 26, 2011 6:51:38 AM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
bomboclat wrote:
Come on.

Its only in Kenya where if one says restuarant, it literraly means hotel. And no, the dog doesnt belong to a black chick, they got too many problems.

In stato, dudes go basically everywhere with their dogs, restuarants, shops aka stores, everywhere as long as the establishment allows.

Bomboclat is a Jamaican word for surprise or shock.

The dog is a chihuahua, pretty small dogs like a puppy. Don't like them but sometimes they are funny. They will start barking at a larger dog than it and am like this dog is gonna get crushed if it went to war with like say a german shephard.

Now, the dog story is even better. That one. This other chick had a 15 ft snake underneath her bed which I had no idea of. Then one day, she decided to let me in on the secret, opened the cage underneath her bed. I dumped her right there and then.

hahaha the way you talk reminds me of the story 'Antics of Diaspora returnees'
hahahaha peleka umbwa zako stato :)
http://www.standardmedia...f%20Diaspora%20returnees
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bomboclat
#29 Posted : Tuesday, July 26, 2011 7:28:17 PM
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Joined: 2/22/2011
Posts: 41
@ Maichblack and Euge.

User name is bomboclat, not bombaclat, I think you need some glasses.

@Masukuma.
Antics za diaspora, ghasia wewe.
Kama matiti ya mamako did not produce enough milk to help with the development of your brain cells, go suck on your dad's breast, then come we talk.
famooz
#30 Posted : Tuesday, July 26, 2011 9:18:18 PM
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Joined: 11/19/2007
Posts: 2,047
bomboclat wrote:
@ Maichblack and Euge.

User name is bomboclat, not bombaclat, I think you need some glasses.

@Masukuma.
Antics za diaspora, ghasia wewe.
Kama matiti ya mamako did not produce enough milk to help with the development of your brain cells, go suck on your dad's breast, then come we talk.


This is a new low on Wazua. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.You have spent time learning how to interact with Chihuahuas and German shepherds ( which you cannot even spell) and given zero focus on how to interact with your fellow human beings.There is nothing glorious about dogs in restaurants. .......it is not even worth a thread on wazua.........

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