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dossy7
#21 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 2:56:58 PM
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Omera, when thieves come my dog doesn't bark, it removes its ipad and uses the iBark app
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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bwenyenye
#22 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 3:00:13 PM
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carygoh wrote:
doesnt wait at Kencom, waits opposite the Hilton


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Insurgent
#23 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 3:05:41 PM
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Does not put car keys in the pocket. Places them on the bar table. I don't know why.

Takes home all office keys and swings them for maximum jiggle effect in the estate.

If you borrow 5k from him in the office, he does not want the refund done in the office, he wants it done in a pub.

All your friends will be informed in an indirect way that you borrowed 5k from him and has delayed paying by three days.


"One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty. A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed." Rev Canon Karanja.
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Insurgent
#24 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 3:07:38 PM
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This is for real.

Luo women do not eat Chicken as its a bird,

But men are allowed to dine on the same.


"One man gives freely, yet gains even more; another withholds unduly, but comes to poverty. A generous man will prosper; he who refreshes others will himself be refreshed." Rev Canon Karanja.
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Genghis Khan
#25 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 3:13:04 PM
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Doesn't live in Kibera but South of Ngong Road...
"I'd rather be lucky than clever... every time!" - ME
"The problem is not what we don't know... it's what we know for sure that just ain't!" - MARK TWAIN
"Space we can recover... time never!" - NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
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hoodrat
#26 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 3:15:50 PM
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Genghis Khan wrote:
Doesn't live in Kibera but South of Ngong Road...


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudlyLaughing out loudly Actually it is Lower Karen!
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today!
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ecstacy
#27 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 3:40:11 PM
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doesn't operate a YU line! Yawa how can a luo call for free?!
omera, do u read me??
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ecstacy
#28 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 4:55:10 PM
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"doesn't listen to 50cent..yawa! that's a contradiction of my financial ethics!!"
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Forester
#29 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 5:20:08 PM
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Teacher: Omondi, can u pay attention.

Omondi: can I use my visa card?
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs - Farrah Gray.
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Forester
#30 Posted : Thursday, July 14, 2011 5:26:34 PM
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Doesn't buy his Atoti horse-hair Weave in the Salon, but buys her a horse instead. C&P butLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs - Farrah Gray.
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