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Happy birthday Guka.
Intelligentsia
#21 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 3:23:26 PM
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Njore wrote:
I'm ready to anti-Mututho you


Quote of the (Furahi)day!
Njung'e
#22 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 3:23:33 PM
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@Winsto/Lexx,
Thanks guys....I once took muratina.....Hey.Si nili-delete memory.

@murira ikihia,
I like this one....Murira ikihia na ciahia agakira.

@Wendz,
Ungirohia nda ugicunga...smile

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
dossy7
#23 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 3:27:00 PM
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@Guka Happy Bday na upitie hapa Reke Marie na ambia Gikonyo akuweke tusker mbili baridi kwa fridge saa hii
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
bwenyenye
#24 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 3:28:41 PM
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Joined: 5/24/2007
Posts: 1,805
These are the effects of a judge suspending the Mututho law on January 20th....... Kenyans get 'sharp'..

Yet Another birthday ( not HP)from me...uzeeke mpaka upige samaa.. lol!

Get a premium SMS number ( kama 6969) tukutumie birthday wishes at 60/- per SMS...
I Think Therefore I Am
Murira Ikihia
#25 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 3:31:10 PM
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Joined: 12/1/2010
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Location: Nairobi
Happy Birthday Guka! You are one of a kind. May your work continue taking to places where there is network so that you may continue showing guests the true spirit of wazua. Unfortunately, you have just dismissed kimeni gia uchuru (gruel) and the wazuans don't brew Muratina or Kathoroko. Jienjoy.
Tebes
#26 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 3:31:20 PM
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@Guka

Happy birthday. I would have sent you to my favorite joint for two Tuskers but the the Mututho laws donot allow selling of beers on credit (read 'on bill')
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
Njung'e
#27 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 3:33:24 PM
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Thanks Dossy and Bwenyenye.....Yeah.I'll get the number.....Top price ni bijuti.Runner-up anapata a pair of gum-futi.....Number 3 anapata msoko moja na half litre glue.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Bree
#28 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 3:34:17 PM
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Happy birthday Njung'e, know that i love you. Been your secret lover 4long but my respect to wamburu na njung'elets

Nway, enjoy ur day & two on me!


Njung'e
#29 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 3:38:12 PM
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Bree wrote:
Happy birthday Njung'e, know that i love you. Been your secret lover 4long



Drool SITAWAMBIA.....Laughing out loudly .....Thanks Tebes....Murira too.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Wendz
#30 Posted : Friday, January 21, 2011 3:38:18 PM
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Joined: 6/19/2008
Posts: 4,268
Njung'e wrote:
Forester wrote:
You r a hilarious man!Happy Birthday anyway!


Wishing me a happy birthday will not do.Weka 5 Sok kwa Em-besha....nitaji-sort!smile.

@Wendz/Pierce,
Sasa mulisikia nime invest pesa yangu yote kwa 6969 mukanitoroka??....BK!.Si mnajua zamani sikuwa naomba pombesmile



heheheheheheeee.... sasa, you already have many years why do you accept to be added another just like that? But haya, happiest birthday to you... i know we are in this world for a loong haul so we shall be celebrating another of your year soon!

phombe inatumwa kwako ama kwa (what's the name of that bar tender again?) Mary or Milika?
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