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winston
#21 Posted : Monday, January 17, 2011 3:14:28 PM
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Seems the crooks are upscaling.

I too got an sms. But this time the guy was saying that he had just arrived from Uganda and was at the Busia border. He was requesting I clear stuff for him at Mombasa port and gave some KRA/KPA reference numbers that he got from his man at KPA blah blah!

Never bothered to call or sms him!
wanyuru
#22 Posted : Monday, January 17, 2011 3:24:48 PM
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Dod wrote:
Someone beeped me. I did not know the no so I ignored. The same no beeped again after about 10 mins.
Finally he called:
Me: Hello
Caller: Tumelipwa tuku uwe.
Me: Mmelipwa pesa ngapi?
Caller: Elfu mia tano.
Me: Jinga, mfanye haraka.

I am still alive 3 months later.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

reminds me of this other one ....

guy sends a message (by mistake) with some code.

calls back later, introduces himself as James and claims the code is for clearing some containers at the Port and that its very confidential. please delete that sms.

kubaff calls the following day claiming he's managed to 'clear' the containers. He's so happy i deleted the sms coz the containers were worth 20 milli and the fact that i didnt attempt to clear the goods myself (defraud the jackass)means am a very good guy. Says as a sign of appreciation dude will give me a brand new motorbike. Since he's in mombasa he requests me to sms him my names so he can register the motorbike in my names.

Day 2, dude calls me around ten/eleven and tells me the bike is now in my names and that it will be delivered to me the following day. Meanwhile he'll will be flying in from msa in the evening and would like us to meet for coffee as he hands over the reg docs for the bike...and as we get to know each other.

tik tok tik tok....at around 6pm, dude tells me he's missed his flight but he will come by road we meet the following day.

Day 3, i receive a call from a guy who claims to be the OCS for some place just past Voi claiming that James was involved in an accident and since the vehicle had no insurance cover, he's been arrested. They have charged him 35k and since he had no cash with him, James has requested that i send 35k to the OCS and that we'll sort it out when he gets to Nairobi.....

brary fool!!

Intelligentsia
#23 Posted : Monday, January 17, 2011 3:27:27 PM
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@wanyuru, bt it sounds like u gave him ur real names! Shame on you
Tommy
#24 Posted : Monday, January 17, 2011 4:21:57 PM
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Then there are others who called me sometime back to inform me that i had won 50,000. Apparently they wanted to find out how much my mpesa has ever handled, and how much i had in my mpesa. i told them that the maximum(30,000) the account has ever handled is less than that reward price. they wanted me to load airtime on my line apparently for expanding my line. I asked him how much my line can handle, and he said the 30,000. I requested him to send me that maximum and keep the rest. the guy was adamant and i requested to speak to their boss, who maintained the same position. anyway, to cut a long story short, i earned some few insults. And yes Its true that guys get conned.
Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
Wendz
#25 Posted : Monday, January 17, 2011 4:46:48 PM
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But also be very careful when responding to those smses...

over the holidays, i got an sms... it started with a "Hi, i have renal failure and we are planning for a harambee for transplant etc bla bla bla.." i cant even remember the full details but yes, it was in that line... and since the number was not saved on my phone, i knew it was one of those kamiti guys... so i was drafted a nasty sms telling them they try another one coz that was too cheap for me to buy.... then something told me not to send... so i decided to play along to see where it was headed...

Me: it depends. where is the transplant?. Response: KNH

I decided not to waste any more coin on the useless communication and cut it off. Never called, nothing.

Later, like two weeks after, a friend of mine (yeah, same lady i met in town today in a different post) called me and told me of one of our old friends who had renal failure and requires operation bla bla blas... and it hit me.....the sms.... The sick lady(she had a new number that i dint have and assumed i had) was already pissed of with me for my "it depends" response coz it sounded very rude coming from a friend now you can imaging if i went ahead to send the nasty one i had drafted...... I was at so much pain apologising for that sms. So, yeah, sometimes it could be a genuine case.
Njung'e
#26 Posted : Monday, January 17, 2011 4:56:30 PM
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@Winston,
I too got that one from one "Abudul"......and i wondered if there is such a name.I guess the idiot didn't even know his silly name...lol.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
half_empty
#27 Posted : Thursday, February 10, 2011 5:26:23 PM
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"Hon Karua kenya wildlife service replacement of last month recruitment is on. Sms Kevine & Peris details & get 3 from home area. major Faisad" Sender: +254736809512
Elder
#28 Posted : Thursday, February 10, 2011 6:04:46 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
@wanyuru, bt it sounds like u gave him ur real names! Shame on you


Wanyuru sure did.
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
gogeta
#29 Posted : Friday, February 11, 2011 8:32:33 AM
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Why do they use the line of recruitment to the forces does it mean people are that desperate to wok there?
Think the unthinkable but wear a dark suit
MaichBlack
#30 Posted : Friday, February 11, 2011 12:51:09 PM
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gogeta wrote:
Why do they use the line of recruitment to the forces does it mean people are that desperate to wok there?

It's called psychology. Kenyans have come to accept that to work in the military, you have to part with some money - sad but true. It is therefore easier for a conman to convince you to give him some money if you have already believed he's about to get you into the military.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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