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washiku
#2871 Posted : Wednesday, November 18, 2015 2:23:34 PM
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geofreygachie
#2872 Posted : Thursday, November 19, 2015 8:28:43 AM
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washiku wrote:


Applause Applause Applause Applause
Divers - can you laugh in scuba gear, or will you drown? I was wondering. - James May.
Swenani
#2873 Posted : Thursday, November 19, 2015 9:02:06 AM
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washiku wrote:
A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had.
She went on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to continue for a length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk, asked the woman to stand, and embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs, at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing."

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I wonder what kind of fishing though!
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
washiku
#2874 Posted : Thursday, November 19, 2015 9:04:17 AM
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Swenani wrote:
washiku wrote:
A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had.
She went on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to continue for a length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk, asked the woman to stand, and embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs, at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing."

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

I wonder what kind of fishing though!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly By the way...maybe that is why he is not bothered.
mwanafunzi
#2875 Posted : Thursday, November 19, 2015 2:20:06 PM
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Wazua. Posting a photo here is like rocket science.
Anti_Burglar
#2876 Posted : Thursday, November 19, 2015 2:42:25 PM
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mwanafunzi wrote:


Wazua. Posting a photo here is like rocket science.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Swenani
#2877 Posted : Thursday, December 03, 2015 5:09:33 PM
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If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
washiku
#2878 Posted : Thursday, December 03, 2015 5:11:28 PM
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Rankaz13
#2879 Posted : Thursday, December 03, 2015 7:50:20 PM
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washiku wrote:
Swenani wrote:


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
ngapat
#2880 Posted : Thursday, January 14, 2016 5:58:26 PM
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Posts: 930
Kinyanjui lived in a village called
'Kahuru'. None of his classmates
liked him because of his stupidity,
especially his teacher, who was
always yelling at him, "You are
driving me crazy Kinyanjui!" One day
Kinyanjui's mother came to the
school to check on how he was
doing. The teacher told his mother
honestly, that her son is simply a
disaster, getting very low marks and
had never seen such a dumb boy in
her entire teaching career! The
mother was shocked at the feedback,
withdrew her son from the school
and even moved to another shags! 25
years later, the teacher was
diagnosed with an incurable heart
disease. All the doctors strongly
advised her to have an open heart
operation, which only one surgeon
could perform. Left with no other
options, the teacher decided to have
the operation, which was successful.
When she opened her eyes after the
surgery, she saw a handsome doctor
smiling down at her! She wanted to
thank him, but could not talk. Her
face started to turn blue, she raised
her hand, trying to tell him
something but eventually died! The
doctor was shocked and was trying to
work out what went wrong. When he
turned around, he saw our friend
Kinyanjui, working as a cleaner in the
clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen
equipment to connect his phone
charger!
Don't tell me you thought that
kinyanjui became a doctor!
“Invest in yourself. Your career is the engine of your wealth.”
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