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kaka2za
#2791 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:30:37 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/3/2008
Posts: 4,058
Location: Gwitu
McReggae wrote:
"If Cardinal Njue wants Garrisa University college not be closed down, let him marry, raise children and take them to Garrisa. Njue has not ejaculated since he was born yet speaks like a man with children."


Aiish! How can you be so certain?
He could be your father you know!
Truth forever on the scaffold
Wrong forever on the throne
(James Russell Rowell)
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McReggae
#2792 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:34:34 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
kaka2za wrote:
McReggae wrote:
"If Cardinal Njue wants Garrisa University college not be closed down, let him marry, raise children and take them to Garrisa. Njue has not ejaculated since he was born yet speaks like a man with children."


Aiish! How can you be so certain?
He could be your father you know!


Sio yangu buda!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Swenani
#2793 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:38:45 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
kaka2za wrote:
McReggae wrote:
"If Cardinal Njue wants Garrisa University college not be closed down, let him marry, raise children and take them to Garrisa. Njue has not ejaculated since he was born yet speaks like a man with children."


Aiish! How can you be so certain?
He could be your father you know!


Mcreggae Adede Njue
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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washiku
#2794 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:41:10 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
McReggae wrote:
"If Cardinal Njue wants Garrisa University college not be closed down, let him marry, raise children and take them to Garrisa. Njue has not ejaculated since he was born yet speaks like a man with children."


This is not even a laughing matterSad
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washiku
#2795 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 8:21:55 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
A famous inspirational speaker
said; Best years of my life were
spent in the arms of a woman,
who wasn’t my wife.The
Audience was in shock and
silence. He then added: “She
was my mother.”(A big round
of applause and laughter
roared).
A very daring husband
tried to crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to
his wife in the kitchen; Best
years of my life were spent in
the arms of a woman, who
wasn’t my wife. Standing for a
moment, trying to recall the
second line of that speaker, by
the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of hot
water!
Moral Lesson: Don’t Copy, if you
can’t Paste.
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radio
#2796 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 9:44:36 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 2,003
McReggae wrote:
kaka2za wrote:
McReggae wrote:
"If Cardinal Njue wants Garrisa University college not be closed down, let him marry, raise children and take them to Garrisa. Njue has not ejaculated since he was born yet speaks like a man with children."


Aiish! How can you be so certain?
He could be your father you know!


Sio yangu buda!!!


Why bring it here if sio yako? What did you expect us to do? Just laugh?

What a disgrace!
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Mukiri
#2797 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 10:42:46 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
washiku wrote:
McReggae wrote:
"If Cardinal Njue wants Garrisa University college not be closed down, let him marry, raise children and take them to Garrisa. Njue has not ejaculated since he was born yet speaks like a man with children."


This is not even a laughing matterSad

Effects of chang'a and being hit on the head fighting political wars. Respect Njue! If not for anything else, he's older than you

Proverbs 19:21
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Atalaku
#2798 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 10:47:34 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 9/7/2010
Posts: 1,063
Location: Kenya
Mukiri wrote:
washiku wrote:
McReggae wrote:
"If Cardinal Njue wants Garrisa University college not be closed down, let him marry, raise children and take them to Garrisa. Njue has not ejaculated since he was born yet speaks like a man with children."


This is not even a laughing matterSad

Effects of chang'a and being hit on the head fighting political wars. Respect Njue! If not for anything else, he's older than you

Salaaaaaaaaaaaalaaaa... And the rumors!!!
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Swenani
#2799 Posted : Wednesday, April 15, 2015 4:01:18 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Smano watching football with Mrs Smano

Miss Smano: Which teams are playing?
Smano: Arsenal Vs Manchester United.
Miss Smano:Oooh Wonderful! I love Arsenal
Smano:That's a good team.
Miss Smano:Is Drogba playing?
Smano:He doesn't play for any of these teams.
Miss Smano:Okay sweet...is that Chris Brown
Smano:(bored) no he is Chamberlain.
Miss Smano:Okay but they look the same...What is that yellow card for?
Smano:It's a warning to the player.

After a few minutes, Rooney scores for Manchester united
Miss Smano:(Celebrates in high mood) Is that Chamberlain who has scored?
Smano:(calmly) no Its Rooney for Mancherster united...!
Miss Smano:(Furious) How? It should be Arsenal who shoudl have scored
Smano:(silent).
Miss Smano:What is that red card for?
Smano:(bored) That means the plater should go out of the pitch for misbehaving.
Miss Smano:Then is he going to be a coach?
Smano:(Scratching his balls) aaaa no...
Miss Smano:It's the same with traffic lights; Yellow =warning, Red=danger
Smano: Yes sweetheart.
Miss Smano:What about the green card?
Smano:Nothing of that kind in a field of play...
Miss Smano:I want arsenal to win the world cup
Smano:(sips Faxe).
Miss Smano:Who is that Man standing who looks like Mr. Bean
Smano:(Yawns) It's the Arsenal Coach......Arsene Wenger
Miss Smano:That means the coach for Manchester united is called Manchest Wenger.
Smano: Can we have sex darling?
Miss Smano: No darling
Smano:(Goes out to make a phone call to the twins)
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Impunity
#2800 Posted : Wednesday, April 15, 2015 4:07:25 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Swenani wrote:
Smano watching football with Mrs Smano

Miss Smano: Which teams are playing?
Smano: Arsenal Vs Manchester United.
Miss Smano:Oooh Wonderful! I love Arsenal
Smano:That's a good team.
Miss Smano:Is Drogba playing?
Smano:He doesn't play for any of these teams.
Miss Smano:Okay sweet...is that Chris Brown
Smano:(bored) no he is Chamberlain.
Miss Smano:Okay but they look the same...What is that yellow card for?
Smano:It's a warning to the player.

After a few minutes, Rooney scores for Manchester united
Miss Smano:(Celebrates in high mood) Is that Chamberlain who has scored?
Smano:(calmly) no Its Rooney for Mancherster united...!
Miss Smano:(Furious) How? It should be Arsenal who shoudl have scored
Smano:(silent).
Miss Smano:What is that red card for?
Smano:(bored) That means the plater should go out of the pitch for misbehaving.
Miss Smano:Then is he going to be a coach?
Smano:(Scratching his balls) aaaa no...
Miss Smano:It's the same with traffic lights; Yellow =warning, Red=danger
Smano: Yes sweetheart.
Miss Smano:What about the green card?
Smano:Nothing of that kind in a field of play...
Miss Smano:I want arsenal to win the world cup
Smano:(sips Faxe).
Miss Smano:Who is that Man standing who looks like Mr. Bean
Smano:(Yawns) It's the Arsenal Coach......Arsene Wenger
Miss Smano:That means the coach for Manchester united is called Manchest Wenger.
Smano: Can we have sex darling?
Miss Smano: No darling
Smano:(Goes out to make a phone call to the twins)


Drool Drool Drool
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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