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sukuma
#541 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 12:36:00 PM
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Bijuti can we do a jump together?

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willin2learn
#542 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 12:36:00 PM
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@wendz

weee wacha siasa! niko kwa list.....pay first and then let's bet on what kind of ringtone(read scream) you will produce....

@leona

can we enlist the services of KBS. just to confirm things are up to standard...ama we just use Njung'e- the first to go.
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Njunge
#543 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 1:04:00 PM
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@Sukuma,

No problem.You should be no more than 7 Kg though.....hehe..!!.....(kidding).....Maybe a kiss in the air will do.....!!...hehe..!!

@Wanyuru/Wendz

Am credited with making all hyenas in my area toothless......!!......(Gwitu gutiri hiti ii magego..)...!!!....Kwani bungee ni nini...?!!


Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Wendz
#544 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 1:04:00 PM
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@Willing2learn

Now that you are willing to learn,how about using you to test the rope...... guka was given number 13 by some1 for whatever reason.... msiue guka... the gukalets need some1 to read those bedtime stories...... heheehe...

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
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wanyuru
#545 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 1:05:00 PM
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Wanyuru will be the 2nd one to take the jump

Yes am a slow walker,but i never walk backwards.(anonymous)
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TAZ
#546 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 1:20:00 PM
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I think the biggest problem will be determining who will jump first considering the fact the he/she will be the one who will literally test the strength or weakness of the rope,tossing of the coin will be a good idea or they jump in alphabetical order (names)

Am already seeing some Real TV clips....these guys actually pay good for stuff like this!


life is too short to blend in
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Wendz
#547 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 1:22:00 PM
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@TAZ

Dont even touch that alphabetical bright idea.... Am not moving from number3.

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
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Njunge
#548 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 1:24:00 PM
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@Wanyuru,

Nitakusema sasa........!!...Ngabu has credible information......eeH.??....!!..Is it true you woke mama watoto in the middle of the night with screams and when she switched on the lights you were hanging on the ward-robe door...??....and here you are unajifanya eti wewe ni chui...!!.....hehehe...!!


Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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wanyuru
#549 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 1:32:00 PM
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Haki ya nani Ngabu. I swea!!! Burekenge!!

Money has been poured. No one will dislodge me from number 2 Slot. Hakuna!!

1. Njung'e (kamba tester; Areas to test include Length of the Rope,just incase its more than 75m,Strength of the Rope,and generally kufanya ninii)

2. Wanyuru

3. Wendz


Yes am a slow walker,but i never walk backwards.(anonymous)
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Wendz
#550 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 1:32:00 PM
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@Wanyuru and Njung'e

heheheheheeh...... and wanyuru keeps telling me ati i am going to scream....... Aaaauuuiiiii,hiyo ndiyo kazi yenye watu wazima wanafanya????.... Ati ku'hang' kwa wardrobe.... Dont try suicide before sagana.... we can organise with those guys to make sure you rope is loose so you wont have to bounce up again........

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
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Njunge
#551 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 1:45:00 PM
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....And you were sweating.......mumbling to yourself.......Oiiiiiiieeee....!!..Ngukua ndige tusker.....hehehe..!!....Can't wait..!!....Mama suspects you must have been on the door for over 2 hours.......amejulisha wazee tabia yako ya kulala kwa mlango kama kasuku.....eeeheeeee...!!

Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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wanyuru
#552 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 1:46:00 PM
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@ wendz. what do u mean bounce back?

Yes am a slow walker,but i never walk backwards.(anonymous)
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wanyuru
#553 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 1:54:00 PM
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@ Njung'e tell Ngabu tusikawahi patana. mangai!!

.........and for u Shandau!! kwanini unaambia watu maneno ya Nyumbani. i wash doing push ups!!!!!


Yes am a slow walker,but i never walk backwards.(anonymous)
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Wendz
#554 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 2:01:00 PM
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@Wanyuru

I will explain...

take your phone......

tie it with a rubber band and try to drop it gently.......not out of Times towersBuilding 24th floor... no,just on top of your desk will do

Can you see the bouncing?

Thats how you will be dangling on that rope.... that kind of bouncing is what I mean... if we let you loose... guess what will happen? the crocs will be singing 'Tutaimba hosana'.... and you know why

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
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Njunge
#555 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 2:10:00 PM
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......Press ups on top off the ward-robe.....??.....aiiiihh.......What next..??Hope it doesn't get worse like that dude who went to unpack in the middle of the night. On going back to bed he is telling the wife.......'Am surprised.I open the loo door,the light comes on,and when i shut it,the light goes out'......

Mama watoto.......'Pumbavu....!!...You've pee-ed inside the fridge.....!!!'




Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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ecstacy
#556 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 2:19:00 PM
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the bungee rope is apparently elastic enough to allow for the stretch and bounce back up...this sweltering Dec heat better be considered..si kwa ubaya lakini no major fatso is jumping before me either.. he he
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Wendz
#557 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 2:29:00 PM
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@ecstacy

and what No. are you again? I hear Wanyuru is approaching the cut of line on the higher side... kindu 139.5kgs...... Njunge is jumping together with sukuma both weighing kindu 165kgs(some corruption occured here coz cut off is 140kgs),Wendz is on diet coz she was warned she might be chunjwad considering theweight,height and age.... That leaves No4 vacant... say what you had said about fatsos again????

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
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ecstacy
#558 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 3:16:00 PM
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ha ha..kwisha. I'm 4th on the dive..after someone has QAd' that stressed rope..
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simonkabz
#559 Posted : Friday, December 05, 2008 7:13:00 PM
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Si they can tie that rope on your necks guys,i'd rather the crocs start with the soiled (!??!) legs...than my head.... Come 2thnk of it,ukihara the s*** wil flow strait 2ua mouths mkiwa upside dwn!! Wendy kip ua mouth shut durin the jump 4pete's sake!!

You never know what u can get away with until u try it!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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wanyuru
#560 Posted : Monday, December 08, 2008 4:48:00 AM
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One More Sato.......yaani this thing was serious? @leona if one were to get a refund,what percentage will they give?

Yes am a slow walker,but i never walk backwards.(anonymous)
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