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washiku		#2781 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:27:27 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Rankaz13 wrote: washiku wrote: IMAGINE MPESA MESSAGE IN SHENG' DM36YY596, hii risto imeconfirmiwa. Kuna boys anajiita Anto Yule mndialala amekurushia tembo mbao na soo basa saa jamo ngware leo. Juu haukuwa na any, balance yako saa hii ni Ksh. 20,700.00 Halafu ona, kuna hii risto ya kuwahi loan, mambo za sijui MSHWARI nini nini. Eh pamoja kizee. Baadaye! Oh, by the way, msee asikuvako akakubeba kaa fala, si wasee wa Saf huvutia wadhii na 0722000000 pekee yake! Sounds pretty nice actually. Really? Maybe its age, but I surely can't hack that stuff. A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Swenani		#2782 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 8:27:12 AM
Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum		washiku wrote: Rankaz13 wrote: washiku wrote: IMAGINE MPESA MESSAGE IN SHENG' DM36YY596, hii risto imeconfirmiwa. Kuna boys anajiita Anto Yule mndialala amekurushia tembo mbao na soo basa saa jamo ngware leo. Juu haukuwa na any, balance yako saa hii ni Ksh. 20,700.00 Halafu ona, kuna hii risto ya kuwahi loan, mambo za sijui MSHWARI nini nini. Eh pamoja kizee. Baadaye! Oh, by the way, msee asikuvako akakubeba kaa fala, si wasee wa Saf huvutia wadhii na 0722000000 pekee yake! Sounds pretty nice actually. Really? Maybe its age, but I surely can't hack that stuff. Its not age,its where you grew up If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Lolest!		#2783 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 11:17:09 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma		Swenani wrote: washiku wrote: Rankaz13 wrote: washiku wrote: IMAGINE MPESA MESSAGE IN SHENG' DM36YY596, hii risto imeconfirmiwa. Kuna boys anajiita Anto Yule mndialala amekurushia tembo mbao na soo basa saa jamo ngware leo. Juu haukuwa na any, balance yako saa hii ni Ksh. 20,700.00 Halafu ona, kuna hii risto ya kuwahi loan, mambo za sijui MSHWARI nini nini. Eh pamoja kizee. Baadaye! Oh, by the way, msee asikuvako akakubeba kaa fala, si wasee wa Saf huvutia wadhii na 0722000000 pekee yake! Sounds pretty nice actually. Really? Maybe its age, but I surely can't hack that stuff. Its not age,its where you grew up
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washiku		#2784 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 11:39:47 AM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Lolest! wrote: Swenani wrote: washiku wrote: Rankaz13 wrote: washiku wrote: IMAGINE MPESA MESSAGE IN SHENG' DM36YY596, hii risto imeconfirmiwa. Kuna boys anajiita Anto Yule mndialala amekurushia tembo mbao na soo basa saa jamo ngware leo. Juu haukuwa na any, balance yako saa hii ni Ksh. 20,700.00 Halafu ona, kuna hii risto ya kuwahi loan, mambo za sijui MSHWARI nini nini. Eh pamoja kizee. Baadaye! Oh, by the way, msee asikuvako akakubeba kaa fala, si wasee wa Saf huvutia wadhii na 0722000000 pekee yake! Sounds pretty nice actually. Really? Maybe its age, but I surely can't hack that stuff. Its not age,its where you grew up At least not in Eastlands... A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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Rankaz13		#2785 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 12:27:29 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here		washiku wrote: Lolest! wrote: Swenani wrote: washiku wrote: Rankaz13 wrote: washiku wrote: IMAGINE MPESA MESSAGE IN SHENG' DM36YY596, hii risto imeconfirmiwa. Kuna boys anajiita Anto Yule mndialala amekurushia tembo mbao na soo basa saa jamo ngware leo. Juu haukuwa na any, balance yako saa hii ni Ksh. 20,700.00 Halafu ona, kuna hii risto ya kuwahi loan, mambo za sijui MSHWARI nini nini. Eh pamoja kizee. Baadaye! Oh, by the way, msee asikuvako akakubeba kaa fala, si wasee wa Saf huvutia wadhii na 0722000000 pekee yake! Sounds pretty nice actually. Really? Maybe its age, but I surely can't hack that stuff. Its not age,its where you grew up At least not in Eastlands... Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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XSK		#2786 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 12:48:49 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/8/2009 Posts: 975 Location: Nairobi		C & P Interview btwn a Kenyan immigrant & d consular at d Embassy.....Interview Starts... OFFICER:- what is your name? MUZO:- M.P sir OFFICER:- In full please MUZO:- Muzo Phiri OFFICER:- your father's name? MUZO:- M.P sir OFFICER:- what does that mean? MUZO:- Melvin Phiri OFFICER:- your native place? MUZO: M.P sir OFFICER:- what's that? MUZO:- Muchinga Province OFFICER:- what is your qualification? MUZO:- M.P OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!! MUZO:- Mathematics Professor OFFICER:- so why do you need a job? MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir OFFICER: meaning? MUZO:- Money Problems OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like? MUZO: MP sir. OFFICER: and what is that? MUZO:- Marvelous Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. MUZO:- sir, how was M.P sir? OFFICER:- and what's that again? MUZO:- My Performance. OFFICER:- I think u are an M.P MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g? OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!! Don't laugh alone. Send it to those u desire to put smile on their faces. God bless u. I have sent this to u all because u are M.P. (My People) You will know that you have arrived when money and time are not mutually exclusive "events" in you life!
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McReggae		#2787 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 12:55:18 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		"If Cardinal Njue wants Garrisa University college not be closed down, let him marry, raise children and take them to Garrisa. Njue has not ejaculated since he was born yet speaks like a man with children." ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Wainadi		#2788 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:07:00 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 8/6/2013 Posts: 640		McReggae wrote: "If Cardinal Njue wants Garrisa University college not be closed down, let him marry, raise children and take them to Garrisa. Njue has not ejaculated since he was born yet speaks like a man with children." Eish!!! ain't this too harsh for the man of cloth? Its all good.
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McReggae		#2789 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:19:34 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		Wainadi wrote: McReggae wrote: "If Cardinal Njue wants Garrisa University college not be closed down, let him marry, raise children and take them to Garrisa. Njue has not ejaculated since he was born yet speaks like a man with children." Eish!!! ain't this too harsh for the man of cloth? Kenyans for you!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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derick		#2790 Posted : Tuesday, April 14, 2015 1:27:15 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 1/10/2015 Posts: 411		XSK wrote: C & P Interview btwn a Kenyan immigrant & d consular at d Embassy.....Interview Starts... OFFICER:- what is your name? MUZO:- M.P sir OFFICER:- In full please MUZO:- Muzo Phiri OFFICER:- your father's name? MUZO:- M.P sir OFFICER:- what does that mean? MUZO:- Melvin Phiri OFFICER:- your native place? MUZO: M.P sir OFFICER:- what's that? MUZO:- Muchinga Province OFFICER:- what is your qualification? MUZO:- M.P OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!! MUZO:- Mathematics Professor OFFICER:- so why do you need a job? MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir OFFICER: meaning? MUZO:- Money Problems OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like? MUZO: MP sir. OFFICER: and what is that? MUZO:- Marvelous Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. MUZO:- sir, how was M.P sir? OFFICER:- and what's that again? MUZO:- My Performance. OFFICER:- I think u are an M.P MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g? OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!! Don't laugh alone. Send it to those u desire to put smile on their faces. God bless u. I have sent this to u all because u are M.P. (My People) Your income is directly related to your philosophy, Not the economy.-Jim Rohn
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