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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,935
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Romantic boy. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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Yes dear, sema niskie. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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A farmer was troubled by rabbits eating up all his carrots.....He sought advice on extermination of the vermin but was told that poison was out, due to animal rights and environmental laws....However, he could trap them and extract their teeth and his problems would be over...He trapped the whole lot, removed their teeth and planted a new crop...When they were ready for harvest, lahaula... All the carrots where gone...In anger, he caught one of the rabbits and opened its mouth, no teeth!....Frustrated he asked the rabbit, "HOW?" the rabbit said " tulitengenetha juith"
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/5/2010 Posts: 2,061 Location: Nairobi
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You haven't lived life until you have received a letter sent in posh, 'Conqueror' envelope and paper, name and adress in black-ink, precise and flamboyant calligraphy, and the prose written by a kid with great command of vocabulary. I excelled in both the grammar and the calligraphy, and as a result ate a great many free loaves of bread  Ever received one such letter @Angelica?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/19/2009 Posts: 3,142
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/19/2006 Posts: 66
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washiku wrote:A farmer was troubled by rabbits eating up all his carrots.....He sought advice on extermination of the vermin but was told that poison was out, due to animal rights and environmental laws....However, he could trap them and extract their teeth and his problems would be over...He trapped the whole lot, removed their teeth and planted a new crop...When they were ready for harvest, lahaula... All the carrots where gone...In anger, he caught one of the rabbits and opened its mouth, no teeth!....Frustrated he asked the rabbit, "HOW?" the rabbit said " tulitengenetha juith" This is crazy funny Just do it!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/27/2014 Posts: 454 Location: Republic of Enchantment.
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Bora mzazi. Divers - can you laugh in scuba gear, or will you drown? I was wondering. - James May.
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