Back in the day when you'd accidentally break a glass your mum would shout "Vunja zote!!! Hata zenye ziko kwa kabati toa uvunje!!"...but when it was the other way round and she'd be the one who broke the glass, she'd mumble "Nani ameweka glass hapa sasa?"

I vividly remember those days.

When is the burial?

Heri jina yako ikuwe Kwa bottle ya coke kuliko certificate ya Nairobi Aviation

ukieka simu flight mode unapewa degree ya aviation

You breath the Air around Nairobi Aviation College and you become a Air hostess

Ati ukitoka rongai hadi Nairobi aviation unapewa masters in tourism and management

Ati mkifanya grup discussion unapewa digri in mass comm

Ati nairobi aviation ukilipa fees na mpesa unapewa diploma in banking

Ukiumwa na tumbo uwanze kuendesha unapewa driving license

Ukishout thitimaaa unapewa diploma in electrical engineering

Aviation ukizuia watu wawili wakifight unapewa masters in disaster management

Na ukiwasha bluetooth unapewa degree ya IT