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Thitifini		#2691 Posted : Saturday, January 17, 2015 1:27:00 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 1/15/2015 Posts: 681 Location: Kenya		Kamaa wrote: @ intelligentsia you made my morning esp. that one for the kamau wa ndundori... i am not from those side...lol! Mwachane na watu wa Ndosh. 60% Learning, 30% synthesizing, 10% Debating
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Thitifini		#2692 Posted : Saturday, January 17, 2015 1:48:37 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 1/15/2015 Posts: 681 Location: Kenya		washiku wrote: PROFESSIONAL MOURNERS ASSOCIATION OF KISUMU.(P-MAK) 2015 prices. 1.kulia for 1hour....1500. 2.kushtua kilio(gweyo)....500. 3.kufaint.....1000. 4.kupiga nduru plain...2000 5.kupiga nduru ukidengua kiunokanungo.....2500. 6. kuroll kwa ground ukilia saaana...5000. 7.kukimbia kwa compound ukilia....900. 8.kulia ukinyambanyamba. ...4000. 9.kukunja sura plain...200. 10.kutetemeka plain....999. 11.kuwa mang'aa ukirukia grave uzikwenamaiti. ......7000 No. 9 n 10... 60% Learning, 30% synthesizing, 10% Debating
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Thitifini		#2693 Posted : Saturday, January 17, 2015 1:50:28 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 1/15/2015 Posts: 681 Location: Kenya		XSK wrote: littledove wrote: a frustrated SAFARICOM customer sent this message: DEAR SAFARICOM: Ile kitu nitawahi Bonyeza tena ni Avocado kujua kama imeiva. 60% Learning, 30% synthesizing, 10% Debating
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Impunity		#2694 Posted : Saturday, January 17, 2015 2:55:57 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada		Thitifini wrote: XSK wrote: littledove wrote: a frustrated SAFARICOM customer sent this message: DEAR SAFARICOM: Ile kitu nitawahi Bonyeza tena ni Avocado kujua kama imeiva. Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Atalaku		#2695 Posted : Tuesday, January 20, 2015 5:20:56 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 1,063 Location: Kenya		C&P A newly married husband saved his wife's number on his mobile as "MY LIFE". After 1 yr of marriage,he changed the number to "MY WIFE". After 2 yrs of marriage he changed the number to"HOME". After 5 yrs of marriage he changed the number to"HITLER". After 10 yrs of marriage he changed the number to "WRONG NUMBER". What name do you think he will save the wife's number after 15 yrs of marriage?
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mkenyan		#2696 Posted : Tuesday, January 20, 2015 6:52:00 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/1/2009 Posts: 1,885		Atalaku wrote: C&P A newly married husband saved his wife's number on his mobile as "MY LIFE". After 1 yr of marriage,he changed the number to "MY WIFE". After 2 yrs of marriage he changed the number to"HOME". After 5 yrs of marriage he changed the number to"HITLER". After 10 yrs of marriage he changed the number to "WRONG NUMBER". What name do you think he will save the wife's number after 15 yrs of marriage? ex-mrs wamapisha
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washiku		#2697 Posted : Monday, January 26, 2015 11:40:31 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Benson was sitting in church and it was time for offering, so the offering basket was passed around. He quickly pulled sh20 from his pocket and dropped it in. Just then, the person behind him tapped him on the shoulder and handed him a sh1000 note. Benson smiled, placed the sh1000 note in the basket and passed it on, admiring the man for being so generous. He felt another tap from behind and heard the man whisper ”son” the man said, ”That sh1000 fell from your pocket.” A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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washiku		#2698 Posted : Wednesday, January 28, 2015 1:32:16 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		On the judgement day, there are people who will go to heaven straight, because they went through hell on earth,mostly men! A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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McReggae		#2699 Posted : Thursday, January 29, 2015 11:07:55 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi		A driver was driving his boss to the airport, the boss noticed that he forgot an important document at home, so he went back home, his wife was bathing with soap on her face, the husband tip-toed and touched the boobs, the wife responded, you've dropped my stupid husband so fast. Don't rush coz we've got the whole weekend to spend together, I'm praying for him to have a plane crash so that I can enjoy you till the end of my life! She noticed the person was quiet and so she washed her face and saw her husband standing in from of her! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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washiku		#2700 Posted : Thursday, January 29, 2015 11:25:14 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Surprise your girlfriend this Valentines by introducing her to your wife!!!!! This message is sponsored by Chanache Coffin Workshop in conjunction with Umash and Lee Funeral Home. A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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