If you intend on driving there chunga macho.. after-bungee effects have included temporary loss of sight and euphoria lasting a few days! damn,worst case scenario,i hope for the latter.

@Leona,

Hakuna mtu kuja na kamba yake........If you let them,i know to or three guys who will come with 20 feet long ropes.......kamba ni moja...!!!.....200 feet long...!!...Nyinyi kwisha.....!!

@Thimioni,

Looks like u are one of the many spectators who will need the diapers more than me...!!...hehehe...!!


Guka wa bijuti...

@Wanyuru,

Eti 75m...???....Yaani siku hiyo crocs sitashangaa.........!!...Imagine whizzing past them at more than 250 Km/hr...??.........They will relocate...!!....Kwanza you and your 90 Kgs......Am seeing us having Internally Displaced Crocs.........he....heheehehe..!!



Guka wa bijuti...

Ngwono,

Are you coming.....??.......Hapana ogopa...!!!..We will give you a skip rope ........Uruke hapo kando ya mto na tu-khukhu from dawn to dusk....!.....heee...!


Guka wa bijuti...

@Njung'e,sorry brother,everone knows theire weeknesses & strengths very well and if you dont you better do SWOT analysis................One of my major weekness is that any time i make a mistake of looking at anything like a bad wound its like its on my own flesh........Immideately i feel the pain running thro' my nerves upto medulla uptairs,my hair stand as i sympathise with you and giving you mercy looks.......,am the only one who knows how i feel at that particular moment........So if what Risk Taker posted here is not an exaggeration ...........then i better keep off the site...............Better call me a coward but i dont want heart attack.Hata mkitoka kwa TV sitawatch...........seriously i can cry for real and if at all am on the site then as i watch you hitting the gruond with a loud thud ...............i might find myself jumping thinking i can rescue then we die together.That will be a double loss.Meen life is not a rehersal.



Hewa yenyeww itakuwa polluted.....you will brief me here in sk but for me No!!!!





Without Holiness no man shall see God.Dear God,mould me to be a vessel of honour at this End times,to remain Obedient to your Word in all situations.Amen!

..am for guys coming with their own ropes now that parachutes have been rejected. si uwoga. just precaution. imagine being shackled by an underpaid,disgruntled worker...what do you think guys?

was in a supermarket and saw adult dipers. 6 of them in a pack. lakini the problem is that they have sizes too...so what are your butt sizes please ???

@Pondi,

Don't bother with my size.My tailor is doing a custom made diaper........somethin akin to what Lunjes call Shibungui (Kinyasa ya akina mama ).......alot of mattress material and the rubber bands are made from tractor tyre tubes......am leaving nothing to chance (Read.Am leaving nothing in the air).......




Guka wa bijuti...

@All,good to see the psyche is still on! after kesho,it will be just one more sato! So far,we have 5 confirmed payments and numerous others promising to payup by next week...

5. Willingtolearn...yeah....!!!

@ladies,am still waiting for your confirmations and payments..i hope the 'next week' is not a sign of freaking out....

15 more days to go....one more sato...!!


Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't..

Njung'e,Bure type!!! too bad u've already paid. Kwanza you'll jump after everyone else Number 13. u know what that means?


Yes am a slow walker,but i never walk backwards.(anonymous)