Ujinga ni kuitwa STEPHEN KINYANJUI yet both means the same Step Hen $ Kinya Njui.....

PROFESSIONAL MOURNERS ASSOCIATION OF KISUMU.(P-MAK)

2015 prices.

1.kulia for 1hour....1500.

2.kushtua kilio(gweyo)....500.

3.kufaint.....1000.

4.kupiga nduru plain...2000

5.kupiga nduru ukidengua kiunokanungo.....2500.

6. kuroll kwa ground ukilia saaana...5000.

7.kukimbia kwa compound ukilia....900.

8.kulia ukinyambanyamba. ...4000.

9.kukunja sura plain...200.

10.kutetemeka plain....999.

11.kuwa mang'aa ukirukia grave uzikwenamaiti. ......7000

Swenani was given a three-day leave to attend to his newly wedded wife but on getting home, he realised that his wife was in her menstrual period.

So he decided to send a telegram to his headquarter to extend his leave but with his mother-in-law and other visitors around, he decided to code his message in the military way. This is what followed;

SWENANI: Omega one, this is omega twelve, danger signal from the field, red alert in front, extend leave. Do you read me?! Red alert in front, extend leave.

HEADQUARTERS: Omega twelve, this is omega one, I read you loud and clear! Attack from behind, resume duty immediately! I repeat, attack from behind, resume duty immediately!