Kule Tanzania marafiki wawili walienda kwa
interview.....mmoja alikuwa mwerevu,mwingine
alikuwa zuzu kwa hiyo wakaamua kusaidiana.
Wakapanga kuwa jamaa mwerevu ataingia
mwanzo...alafu akitoka atampa mwenziwe zuzu
majibu,kwa kuwa maswali yalikuwa yakirudiwa.
Interview ilipoanza jamaa mwerevu akaingia na
kuanza kuulizwa maswali:
SWALI 1:"When was Tanzania independence?"
MWEREVU:"It was supposed to be 1960 but it was
postponed to 1961 due to many reasons."
SWALI 2:"Who brought independence to
Tanzania?"
MWEREVU:"So many participated but it was
mwalimu nyerere who finalised it."
SWALI 3:"It's believed that in planet mars there is
life...is it true?"
MWEREVU:"So many say so,but it has not been
scientific proven."
Jamaa alipotoka akampatia mwenziwe zuzu majibu
ya maswali yote matatu.
Jamaa zuzu naye akaingia ndani kuulizwa maswali:
SWALI 1:"When were you born?"
ZUZU:"It was supposed to be 1960 but it was
postponed to 1961."
SWALI 2:"What!! Who is your father?"
ZUZU:"So many parcitipated but it was mwalimu
nyerere who finalised it."
SWALI 3:"Oh My God!! Are u CRAZY???"
ZUZU:"So many say so but it has not been
scientific proven

Minister wa agriculture alienda kutembelea bee
farm, akapatana na watchie kwa gate,
watchie akamzuia kuingia na minister kwa ukali
akamuuliza watchie" UNAJUA MIMI NI
NANI!? Mimi ni waziri wa kilimo!!
Watchie aka apologise na kwa upole akamwacha
aingie..after 5 minutes minister akaanza kuwika " E
mlinzi Njoo hawa njuki
wataniuwa!!" Watchie akawika " si ujitambulishe tu
hawajakujua bado, waambie we ni minister

Uhuru, Raila, Ngilu, Martha Karua.
Raila,uhuru, Ngilu and Martha Karua are travelling in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a hard slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Ngilu and Uhuru are sitting there looking perplexed. Raila is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
All of them are diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Ngilu is thinking: These men are all crazy about Martha Karua. Raila must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel.Amefanya poa kumchapa kofi)
Martha is thinking: "Raila must have moved to kiss me, but kissed Ngilu instead and got
slapped!"
Raila is thinking: "Aki, Uhuru must have tried to kiss Martha Karua, she thought it was me and slapped me, isorait!"
Uhuru is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I will make another kissing sound and slap Raila again lol, Ruto wont believe"